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#1 zebedee

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 08:31 PM

Being a fan of "The Doors" for a long time i have always wondered whether lead singer Jim Morrison really did expire in a bath in a Paris apartment in 1971.
With conspiracy theories abound did he really fake his own death? Is he living a quiet life on a Kibbutz or the only white man amongst natives deep in the Amazonian jungle?
As ive pondered such hugely important issues ive also considered whether Lord Lucan really did escape justice or became part of the foundations to a housing estate in the South of England ( according to rumour).
Is Shergar alive and well and pulling a rag and bone cart around Dublin?
Did Hitler escape the bunker and flee to Paraguay?
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 09:11 PM

Jim Morrison was always a fan of the poet Arthur Rimbaud and had often suggested that he would just vanish. Rimbaud faked his own death then turned up years later in Africa.

Hitler could have quite possibly escaped, there were no remains found so maybe he did escape. Although he's most likely to be dead by now

Lucan I'm pretty sure is still alive somewhere if he didn't commit suicide.

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 10:40 PM

The only two that intruige me much are Alois Brunner and Aribert Heim, listed here as possible living Nazis. Most people generally acknowledge that Heim is still around, but Brunner is a subject of contention. I'm not sure what to think honestly, though I believe there was a thread to discuss the possibility that he was still alive somewhere though.
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Posted 01 March 2006 - 01:27 AM

Jim Morrison was always a fan of the poet Arthur Rimbaud and had often suggested that he would just vanish. Rimbaud faked his own death then turned up years later in Africa.

Hitler could have quite possibly escaped, there were no remains found so maybe he did escape. Although he's most likely to be dead by now

Lucan I'm pretty sure is still alive somewhere if he didn't commit suicide.


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Posted 01 March 2006 - 01:34 PM

I'm still waiting for Robert Maxwell to make his return 15 years post burial. He'd have done it by now if he wasn't still so universally hated all this time later.

And just because a body was found it doesn't mean anything; after 7 hours in the sea, most people would look like him to some extent...

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 01:43 PM

I'm still waiting for Robert Maxwell to make his return 15 years post burial. He'd have done it by now if he wasn't still so universally hated all this time later.

And just because a body was found it doesn't mean anything; after 7 hours in the sea, most people would look like him to some extent...

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Posted 02 March 2006 - 11:14 PM

The only two that intruige me much are Alois Brunner and Aribert Heim, listed here as possible living Nazis. Most people generally acknowledge that Heim is still around, but Brunner is a subject of contention. I'm not sure what to think honestly, though I believe there was a thread to discuss the possibility that he was still alive somewhere though.



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Posted 03 March 2006 - 01:20 AM

The only two that intruige me much are Alois Brunner and Aribert Heim, listed here as possible living Nazis. Most people generally acknowledge that Heim is still around, but Brunner is a subject of contention. I'm not sure what to think honestly, though I believe there was a thread to discuss the possibility that he was still alive somewhere though.



The thread is here.
I'm suprised you didn't exhume it days ago.


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Posted 14 March 2006 - 10:31 AM

How about today?

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 03:53 PM

How about today?


Actually, I'm fasting for bloodwork, so it's quite possible today. Though act quick, since I'll have eaten by the next time I'm on these forums! :lol:
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 08:00 PM

I'm still waiting for Robert Maxwell to make his return 15 years post burial. He'd have done it by now if he wasn't still so universally hated all this time later.


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Posted 14 March 2006 - 09:01 PM

ermmm I don't know much about Patrick McDermott


Cant find anything at all about him but I mailed this site to see if he did.

Olivia Newton-John.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 09:11 PM

Patrick McDermott is still alive, but he won't live much longer if ONJ gets her hands on him.
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:48 AM

Harold Holt, Australian PM in the sixties, went for a swim one day and was never seen again. He could have done a Stonehouse, though I think we'd have heard about it by now.
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 02:43 AM

Andy Kaufman should be reappearing soon...

Would anyone pull such a stunt, I wonder - I half expect to see Eddie Guerrero turn up at his (posthumous) Hall of Fame induction in the WWE at Wrestlemania.

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 08:53 AM

Harold Holt, Australian PM in the sixties, went for a swim one day and was never seen again. He could have done a Stonehouse, though I think we'd have heard about it by now.



Yes - there were a few far fetched theories at the time that he might have swum out to be collected by a Chinese submarine. Rather unlikely I would have thought.
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 04:43 PM

I can think of a few reasons to fake your own death in order to avoid Olivia Newton John LOL :P

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 04:56 PM

Andy Kaufman should be reappearing soon...

Would anyone pull such a stunt, I wonder - I half expect to see Eddie Guerrero turn up at his (posthumous) Hall of Fame induction in the WWE at Wrestlemania.


A stunt such as this would really hit the big time if it actually were a stunt. Although for him to keep an act like this on for nearly 22 years, It just looses it's comedy especialy if he were to reappear.

With the odds - Eddie Guerrero has a better chance to appear but after watching Chavo Guerrero's interview
regarding Eddie's death as well as Dean Malinko's interview i'd have to say if they were lying they are
dreadfully good actors. :P

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 04:59 PM

I have a friend who swears blind they say the missing Manic Street Preacher Ritchie Edwards in Nepal in 1996. He had grown a large beard.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 12:20 AM

We should have a thread dedicated to those who really are missing. Are they still breathing?

I'll start off with a couple

Richie Edwards

Licorice McKechnie (hippie chick, member of the Incredible String Band for a while)

Lord Lucan

I'd guess the first two dead and the oldster still breathing.
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