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#941 Windsor

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 01:11 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



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Posted 16 May 2011 - 02:13 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end...



You're on ignore, remember? :D

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 02:21 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end...



You're on ignore, remember? :D


Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


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Posted 16 May 2011 - 02:34 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end...



You're on ignore, remember? :D


Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'?

Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? :)

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 03:26 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end... I mean I am a complete loser and big words are very hard for me... thank you for understanding



You're on ignore, remember? :)


Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'?

Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? :)



You're kidding, right? I never apologised, he modified my post, like I just now modified his post (above). I wasn't aware of it until you quoted him, therefore the "stoking the fire".
OK fine, I see bullying is alive and well on the Deathlist. I did miss this place, and now I wonder why :D


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Posted 16 May 2011 - 03:40 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end... I mean I am a complete loser and big words are very hard for me... thank you for understanding



You're on ignore, remember? :)


Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'?

Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? :)



You're kidding, right? I never apologised, he modified my post, like I just now modified his post (above). I wasn't aware of it until you quoted him, therefore the "stoking the fire".
OK fine, I see bullying is alive and well on the Deathlist. I did miss this place, and now I wonder why :D


Uh, you're kidding, right? Bullying? Well, thick as I am, I did not know he had modified your post, so no, I was not 'stoking the fire'. I think you're being a bit sensitive.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 03:50 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end... I mean I am a complete loser and big words are very hard for me... thank you for understanding



You're on ignore, remember? :)


Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'?

Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? :)



You're kidding, right? I never apologised, he modified my post, like I just now modified his post (above). I wasn't aware of it until you quoted him, therefore the "stoking the fire".
OK fine, I see bullying is alive and well on the Deathlist. I did miss this place, and now I wonder why :D


Uh, you're kidding, right? Bullying? Well, thick as I am, I did not know he had modified your post, so no, I was not 'stoking the fire'. I think you're being a bit sensitive.


I thought we had already established that she doesn't have a sense of humour?

(Does 'established' count as a big word. It has more than 10 letters!)

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#948 Madame Defarge

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 03:56 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end...



You're on ignore, remember? :D


Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'?

Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? :)

I think you're being a bit too hard on Windsor here. The differences between "massive c---" and "right wing libertarian"are often so subtle that anyone can easily mistake one for the other. :)
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#949 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:11 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end...



You're on ignore, remember? :D


Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'?

Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? :)

I think you're being a bit too hard on Windsor here. The differences between "massive c---" and "right wing libertarian"are often so subtle that anyone can easily mistake one for the other. :)


I don't even know what a cunt libertarian is. Is it someone that works in a library?

#950 Dia de los Muertos

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:19 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end... I mean I am a complete loser and big words are very hard for me... thank you for understanding



You're on ignore, remember? :)



Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'?

Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? :)



You're kidding, right? I never apologised, he modified my post, like I just now modified his post (above). I wasn't aware of it until you quoted him, therefore the "stoking the fire".
OK fine, I see bullying is alive and well on the Deathlist. I did miss this place, and now I wonder why :D


Uh, you're kidding, right? Bullying? Well, thick as I am, I did not know he had modified your post, so no, I was not 'stoking the fire'. I think you're being a bit sensitive.


Sorry, I didn't mean you! I left the board two years ago because of Windsor. Decided to return, but blocked him. Didn't insult him, just blocked him. Now I see he's been calling me a "massive cunt", modifying my posts so they appear to say that I'm apologising... and I have to put up with all that crap just because some little kid can't take it if not everybody wants to play with him.
Meanwhile I'm the one whose being called names and having her posts modified. So I ask: blocking someone is acceptable behaviour within a form. Calling someone a cunt and changing their posts - is that acceptable?


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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:31 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end... I mean I am a complete loser and big words are very hard for me... thank you for understanding



You're on ignore, remember? :)



Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'?

Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? :)



You're kidding, right? I never apologised, he modified my post, like I just now modified his post (above). I wasn't aware of it until you quoted him, therefore the "stoking the fire".
OK fine, I see bullying is alive and well on the Deathlist. I did miss this place, and now I wonder why :D


Uh, you're kidding, right? Bullying? Well, thick as I am, I did not know he had modified your post, so no, I was not 'stoking the fire'. I think you're being a bit sensitive.


Sorry, I didn't mean you! I left the board two years ago because of Windsor. Decided to return, but blocked him. Didn't insult him, just blocked him. Now I see he's been calling me a "massive cunt", modifying my posts so they appear to say that I'm apologising... and I have to put up with all that crap just because some little kid can't take it if not everybody wants to play with him.
Meanwhile I'm the one whose being called names and having her posts modified. So I ask: blocking someone is acceptable behaviour within a form. Calling someone a cunt and changing their posts - is that acceptable?


Honestly? I couldn't give a flying fuck who blocks who or who calls who what, it's an internet forum and presumably we are all grown ups and aren't waking up each morning crying into our Coco Pops because Angry from Tunbridge Wells called us a nasty name. You want to block him, block him, but don't try and impose your restrictions on everybody else by forbidding us to quote his posts. I'll quote what I fucking well like until such time as a moderator feels I shouldn't, not you.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:37 PM



I'd like to say sorry to Windsor for the way I've treated him. It's no way for a right wing libertarian to behave.
I've seen the error of my ways.



I knew you'd see sense in the end...



You're on ignore, remember? :D


Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time.


With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'?

Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? :)

I think you're being a bit too hard on Windsor here. The differences between "massive c---" and "right wing libertarian"are often so subtle that anyone can easily mistake one for the other. :)


I don't even know what a cunt libertarian is. Is it someone that works in a library?

I'm not sure. I'm still trying to figure out what's so horrible about being a 'leftie'. Leonardo da Vinci was left handed and so was Kurt Cobain. I myself was ambidextrous until I was cured of it in the first grade!
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:39 PM

I was re reading my post to see where was it that I tried to impose restrictions upon you. I apologised for getting the wrong end of the stick there, didn't I?
I'm only saying that forums have rules. Don't give people shit, don't modify their posts, don't call them a cunt. If I saw someone else getting this crap, I would personally feel for them and try to help out, not tell them that they are "crying into our Coco Pops because Angry from Tunbridge Wells called us a nasty name". But hey, that's just me.


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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:40 PM

Maggie T is celebrating becoming the oldest living female president or prime minister in the world following the death of the former president of Bolivia Lidia Tejada today .Might not be long before she passes on her crown though


One can only hope so!
Oh and please ignore Windsor's unnecessary comments. That's what I do! :D



Point of order.

She mentioned my name in her very first post - before I even knew she had returned. (see above)

Secondly, she returned with a signature making reference to the fact that I called her a "Leftie" two years ago.

The point I am trying to make is that she brought this most recent mess on herself.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 05:18 PM

Maggie T is celebrating becoming the oldest living female president or prime minister in the world following the death of the former president of Bolivia Lidia Tejada today .Might not be long before she passes on her crown though


One can only hope so!
Oh and please ignore Windsor's unnecessary comments. That's what I do! :D



Point of order.

She mentioned my name in her very first post - before I even knew she had returned. (see above)

Secondly, she returned with a signature making reference to the fact that I called her a "Leftie" two years ago.

The point I am trying to make is that she brought this most recent mess on herself.

QFT.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 07:30 PM

Speaking of drunk and bored, a youngster arrested in Cumbria for drink driving was nine years old.
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 07:33 PM

Speaking of drunk and bored, a youngster arrested in Cumbria for drink driving was nine years old.



9? 9? That's outrageous.



Round here he would have grown out of that sort of behaviour by 9 :D

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:03 PM

Speaking of drunk and bored, a youngster arrested in Cumbria for drink driving was nine years old.



9? 9? That's outrageous.



Round here he would have grown out of that sort of behaviour by 9 :D


More likely it was under age sex in the back of the car. The police were misled when he told them he'd just had a tot.
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Posted 27 September 2012 - 10:13 PM

What's wrong with you people? Has nobody been ratarsed, listless or even slightly deranged in the past 18 months? Not even Banshees? The Windy v Dia spat was great, looking back on it. Hopefully she'll be back for Thatcher's death.

I'll confess to being a little tipsy. It's Thursday, after all.

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 10:20 PM

What's wrong with you people? Has nobody been ratarsed, listless or even slightly deranged in the past 18 months? Not even Banshees?

I'll confess to being a little tipsy. It's Thursday, after all.

I do like the term threadcromancy. Thanks, msc.

I think its down to nobody really giving a fuck anymore.
Personnel changes and all that.
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