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#41 maryportfuncity

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Posted 04 January 2006 - 05:13 PM

Nah, stealing one I heard on the radio, who probably stole it from somewhere else.
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Posted 08 January 2006 - 11:52 PM

You (sick/warped/uncaring/Welsh) people should be (ashamed/embarred/apologetic/bouncy) about your comments regarding the (legendary/great/amazing/wobbly) Mohammed Ali.

You all deserve to (burn/dissolve/melt/orgasm) in (hell/tar pits/prison/Basildon).

(Die losers/Go to hell/ Shame on You/ Toodles),


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Posted 09 January 2006 - 12:25 AM

You (sick/warped/uncaring/Welsh) people should be (ashamed/embarred/apologetic/bouncy) about your comments regarding the (legendary/great/amazing/wobbly) Mohammed Ali.

You all deserve to (burn/dissolve/melt/orgasm) in (hell/tar pits/prison/Basildon).

(Die losers/Go to hell/ Shame on You/ Toodles),


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10/10 for originality.

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Posted 09 January 2006 - 12:44 AM

You warped people should be bouncy about your comments regarding the wobbly Mohammed Ali.

You all deserve to orgasm in tar pits.

Toodles,


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How fun.

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#45 maryportfuncity

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Posted 09 January 2006 - 08:04 PM

orgasm in tar pits.


She's a natural with a one-liner, like the great Ali himself. I say she stays.
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Posted 09 January 2006 - 11:06 PM

You (sick/warped/uncaring/Welsh) people should be (ashamed/embarred/apologetic/bouncy) about your comments regarding the (legendary/great/amazing/wobbly) Mohammed Ali.

You all deserve to (burn/dissolve/melt/orgasm) in (hell/tar pits/prison/Basildon).

(Die losers/Go to hell/ Shame on You/ Toodles),


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Please, please register Anne! Superb rant, I'm sure you've lots more to give.
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 10:42 PM

You (sick/warped/uncaring/Welsh) people should be (ashamed/embarred/apologetic/bouncy) about your comments regarding the (legendary/great/amazing/wobbly) Mohammed Ali.

You all deserve to (burn/dissolve/melt/orgasm) in (hell/tar pits/prison/Basildon).

(Die losers/Go to hell/ Shame on You/ Toodles),


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I can understand your anger some of the comments about Ali are not very nice, by the way do you think he'll stir my milkshake for me <_<

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 09:52 PM

Hi!

If anyone wants a good read. the Tao of Muhammad Ali is really good. Im studying it at college and found parts of it quite endearing. Its the biography of a man calleed Davis Miller but Ali (as you can see from the title) plays a huge part in Millers life. Enjoy!!!!!!!

Thanks 4 reading

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 10:46 PM

Hi!

If anyone wants a good read. the Tao of Muhammad Ali is really good. Im studying it at college and found parts of it quite endearing. Its the biography of a man calleed Davis Miller but Ali (as you can see from the title) plays a huge part in Millers life. Enjoy!!!!!!!

Thanks 4 reading

Debbie.Kent.UK

If any DLers have kids around the age of 10-15, to whom you'd like to introduce the concepts of Taoism, (or, if you're a bit slow yourself :lol: )"The Tao of Pooh" by Benjamin Hoff is a good start.

to wit...
"Not like Pooh, the most effortless Bear we've ever seen."
"Just How do you do it, Pooh?"
"Do What?" asked Pooh.
"Become so Effortless."
"I don't do much of anything," he said.
"But all those things of yours get done."
"They just sort of happen," he said.

p.s. Muhammad Ali was a boxer. His daughter, Laila Ali, is a boxer. Her record currently stands at 22 wins, 0 losses, 19 knockouts. On January 31st, she will be awarded the WBC World Women's Boxing Champion's title in Cancun, Mexico.
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Posted 29 January 2006 - 01:25 AM

[I] Sting like a bee....Nah I give him until 2008...bet $200 on it!

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 05:05 AM

[I] Sting like a bee....Nah I give him until 2008...bet $200 on it!

Betting is illegal on this websight, but who follows the rules anyway.

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 12:50 PM

[quote name='Star Crossed' date='Jan 25 2006, 10:46 PM'] [quote name='Debbie' date='Jan 25 2006, 09:52 PM'] Hi!



p.s. Muhammad Ali was a boxer. His daughter, Laila Ali, is a boxer. Her record currently stands at 22 wins, 0 losses, 19 knockouts. On January 31st, she will be awarded the WBC World Women's Boxing Champion's title in Cancun, Mexico.

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 03:24 PM

I've been out with harder.

Is that your pet name for this chap?
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 06:26 PM

I've been out with harder.

Is that your pet name for this chap?

Wow, that was deliciously obscure 4H! :(
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Posted 29 January 2006 - 09:12 PM

Thanks, I find the weekend is usually the best time to introduce 11th Century Norwegian royalty into conversations..........
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 10:27 AM

Thanks, I find the weekend is usually the best time to introduce 11th Century Norwegian royalty into conversations..........

Who can forget Harald Finehair, Gorm the Old, Svein Forkbeard, Harald Bluetooth and of course Cnut the Great,
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here

Excuse me while I disappear

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:06 PM

Thanks, I find the weekend is usually the best time to introduce 11th Century Norwegian royalty into conversations..........

Who can forget Harald Finehair, Gorm the Old, Svein Forkbeard, Harald Bluetooth and of course Cnut the Great,

Were those the original suggestions before they decided on Ginger, Sporty, Scary, Baby and Posh?
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 02:19 PM

Thanks, I find the weekend is usually the best time to introduce 11th Century Norwegian royalty into conversations..........

Who can forget Harald Finehair, Gorm the Old, Svein Forkbeard, Harald Bluetooth and of course Cnut the Great,

Harald Bluetooth? Was he related to Ole-Einur Firewire?
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 05:09 PM

Who can forget Harald Finehair, Gorm the Old, Svein Forkbeard, Harald Bluetooth and of course Cnut the Great,

I can't remember, was Svein Forkbeard real, or did he come from a video game? B)

I know I've heard it somewhere...

I wonder what Cassius Clay's name would be today if he had converted to Norwegian instead of Islam?
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 05:17 PM

Cassius Wobblyhead?
Cassius the Unsteady?
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here

Excuse me while I disappear



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