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#1 Grim Reaper

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Posted 01 January 2006 - 09:06 PM

This is the place to discuss John Profumo

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Posted 02 January 2006 - 12:30 AM

Politician of some sort and according to his Wikipedia biography on
Thatchers 80th birthday celebration he attended but not on foot
it was in a wheel chair since as they describe "His extreme old age"
confined him too one.

Looks promising.

And I think I can get use - to seeing Margaret Thatcher's name hanging on spot 36...

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:13 PM

Of some sort?!

He had a very well-known affair in the 1960s with a lass called Christine Keeler. and was the instigator of British political scandal.

See http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A2627255 for more (it's not Wiki because I wrote it and therefore think it's better :D )

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:55 PM

Christine Keeler is still alive, 63 and going strong. Although probably not for money these days!

How about some reality tv show reunites the pair of them for one final shag? What harm could it do now? Great tv and the aftermath would probably give us a fatality in the top 50.
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:07 PM

ousgg, on Jan 5 2006, 09:13 PM, said:

Of some sort?!

He had a very well-known affair in the 1960s with a lass called Christine Keeler. and was the instigator of British political scandal.

See http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A2627255 for more (it's not Wiki because I wrote it and therefore think it's better :D )
I was intrigued to know how you knew she wasn't wearing knickers. But found the answer. For interest:

http://www.vam.ac.uk...otography/icon/


Still, he would say that wouldn't he?
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:48 PM

Mandy-rice-davies was the other bird he was tailing. ;)

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Posted 14 January 2006 - 07:11 PM

Here he is...

www.beaconfellowship.org.uk/biography2003_15.asp

www.beaconfellowship.org.uk/ images_30.asp

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 06:28 AM

John Profumo dead at 91

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 07:11 AM

View PostM.Lawrenson, on Mar 10 2006, 06:28 AM, said:


Good luck with the tag line. Since he was known as 'Jack' rather than 'John', how about "Jack in a box!"
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 08:21 AM

A sordid affair with death?
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 08:28 AM

So deathlist is back on track going by the 'at least one per month' target.
I heard he was dead on the radio but I didn't know he was on the list so this was a nice surprise!

Anyway,

John Profumo is deathlist's 3rd success in 2006.
He is the 140th success since 1987.
The 2006 list is now in 15th place shared (1989 and 1990), out of the 20 deathlists since 1987.
Shadow List 2014.

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 08:30 AM

View PostM.Lawrenson, on Mar 10 2006, 07:28 AM, said:

Aha! He's the second hit for my DDP team.

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 08:34 AM

Hooray for us,

All I can say is that it's a

Scandal that he didn't Keeler over sooner.

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Resigned honourably, or Hobson's choice?
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 08:35 AM

View PostMagere Hein, on Mar 10 2006, 08:30 AM, said:

View PostM.Lawrenson, on Mar 10 2006, 07:28 AM, said:

Aha! He's the second hit for my DDP team.

regards,
Hein
And also the 2nd DDP hit for my DDP team.

Oh Hein! We have something in common! Perhaps we should get married! :)
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:00 AM

View PostCaptain Oates, on Mar 10 2006, 09:35 AM, said:

View PostMagere Hein, on Mar 10 2006, 08:30 AM, said:

Aha! He's the second hit for my DDP team.
And also the 2nd DDP hit for my DDP team.

Oh Hein! We have something in common! Perhaps we should get married! :)
I wouldn't go shopping yet. Profumo's also my second hit (and a unique pick) for my Hartleypool Deadlypool team, so there is a difference. :lol:

regards,
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King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, Ayman al-Zawahiri, Lys Assia, Sister Wendy Beckett, Ryan Buell Posted Image,Jacques Chirac, Felix Dennis, Aretha Franklin, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Marilyn Horne, Clive James, General Wojciech Jaruzelski, Wilko Johnson, Helmut Kohl, Joseph Kony, Misao Okawa, Bernie Madoff, Robert Mugabe, Julie Newmar, Michael Schumacher

DDP 2014 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
King Albert II, Princess Beatrix, Prince Bernhard jr, Elco Brinkman, Corry Brokken, Dick Bruna, Raymond Ceulemans, Godfried Danneels, Piet de Jong, Mark Eyskens, Queen Fabiola Of Belgium Posted Image, Jan Janssen, Grand Duke Jean I of Luxembourg, Wubbo Ockels, Fernando Ricksen, Kees Rijvers, Wim Ruska, Toots Thielemans, Martinus J. G. Veltman, Geert Wilders

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:03 AM

hey folks John Perfumo has died!..i know hes not a near miss since hes on the list but hey i get to announce a famous death at last!

im told thats John Profumo..he broought down McMillans govt or something

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:06 AM

BREAKING NEWS.JOHN PROFUMO IS DEAD AT 91 !

(did i get there first with the news?)

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:09 AM

View PostM.Lawrenson, on Mar 10 2006, 06:28 AM, said:


Jeez i need to wake up earlier to catch the deathlist worm :)

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:11 AM

View PostTempus Fugit, on Mar 10 2006, 08:34 AM, said:

Hooray for us,

All I can say is that it's a

Scandal that he didn't Keeler over sooner.

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dya think he died of shock when he saw the outcome of his latest visit to the hairdressers? :)

(looks a bit like John Lydons dad there!)

come to think of it,given his meanderings among the female populace,maybe he WAS John Lydons dad!

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:10 AM

View PostTempus Fugit, on Mar 10 2006, 08:34 AM, said:

Resigned honourably, or Hobson's choice?

TF, Is that a clever pun on the fact that his wife was the actress Valerie Hobson, who starred with John Mills in "Great Expectations", or am I giving you undue credit? :)
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