Rapping gunman confessed in song
... or "If you can't do the time, don't sing the rhyme"!
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:14 PM
Oh, Mickey! What's EGREGIOUS?!
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 09:09 PM
Typhoid Harry, on Nov 25 2008, 05:09 PM, said:
VSBfromH, on Nov 23 2008, 02:05 AM, said:
That particular breed is now extinct.
Are you sure? Without knowing the slightest thing about this gentleman, I have enough knowledge of the genre to anticipate that he has fathered a large McBrood of McBreeds before bowing out.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:31 PM
Rapper Coolio has been arrested for possession of crack cocaine. He should try living in an Amish paradise.
What are heavy? Sea-sand and sorrow;
What are brief? Today and tomorrow;
What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth;
What are deep? The ocean and truth.
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What are brief? Today and tomorrow;
What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth;
What are deep? The ocean and truth.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 10:43 PM
DevonDeathTrip, on Mar 6 2009, 09:31 PM, said:
Rapper Coolio has been arrested for possession of crack cocaine. He should try living in an Amish paradise.
Spending a week in the company of Ulrika Johnson would drive anyone to crack IMO...
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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Posted 09 March 2009 - 12:30 PM
Dave to the Grave, on Mar 7 2009, 10:34 AM, said:
themaninblack, on Mar 6 2009, 11:43 PM, said:
Spending a week in the company of Ulrika Johnson would drive anyone to crack IMO...
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Posted 09 March 2009 - 02:04 PM
Yikes.
Mind you. I've never looked at Janet Ellis in the same way since she was on the Jeremy Vine show a couple of years ago talking about stress induced incontinence in middle aged women. She was trying to raise awareness but didn't admit to being a sufferer, so let's hope she's not. Cause she's lovely. Much nicer than her daughter.
Mmm.... memories of Jigsaw, Blue Peter, etc......
This has nowt to do with rappers though...
Mind you. I've never looked at Janet Ellis in the same way since she was on the Jeremy Vine show a couple of years ago talking about stress induced incontinence in middle aged women. She was trying to raise awareness but didn't admit to being a sufferer, so let's hope she's not. Cause she's lovely. Much nicer than her daughter.
Mmm.... memories of Jigsaw, Blue Peter, etc......
This has nowt to do with rappers though...
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Posted 09 March 2009 - 03:35 PM
thefunkyfaz, on Mar 9 2009, 03:04 PM, said:
Yikes.
Mind you. I've never looked at Janet Ellis in the same way since she was on the Jeremy Vine show a couple of years ago talking about stress induced incontinence in middle aged women. She was trying to raise awareness but didn't admit to being a sufferer, so let's hope she's not. Cause she's lovely. Much nicer than her daughter.
Mmm.... memories of Jigsaw, Blue Peter, etc......
This has nowt to do with rappers though...
Mind you. I've never looked at Janet Ellis in the same way since she was on the Jeremy Vine show a couple of years ago talking about stress induced incontinence in middle aged women. She was trying to raise awareness but didn't admit to being a sufferer, so let's hope she's not. Cause she's lovely. Much nicer than her daughter.
Mmm.... memories of Jigsaw, Blue Peter, etc......
This has nowt to do with rappers though...
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 06:13 PM
Adam 'MCA' Yauch of the Beastie Boys is to have a cancerous tumour removed from his salivary gland.
Licensed to be ill.
Licensed to be ill.
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Posted 04 October 2009 - 10:07 AM
Influential rap DJ Mr. Magic (real name John Rivas) has died of a heart attack aged 53.
He gets name-checked in songs (?) by Whodini, 2Pac, Biggie Smalls, Nas and Mos Def.
He gets name-checked in songs (?) by Whodini, 2Pac, Biggie Smalls, Nas and Mos Def.
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Posted 08 October 2009 - 08:04 PM
Beastie Boy Adam Yauch says he's 'hopeful' that he has overcome cancer of
the salivary gland.
But I'm sure that visiting Tibetan doctors will inspire great confidence in his survival...
the salivary gland.
But I'm sure that visiting Tibetan doctors will inspire great confidence in his survival...
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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Posted 16 November 2009 - 06:47 PM
Derek B
"One of the first UK hip-hop stars to enjoy chart success and an influence on future urban artists, has died aged 44.
Derek Boland had UK top 20 hits with Good Groove and Bad Young Brother in 1988 and co-wrote the Anfield Rap for Liverpool Football Club."
"One of the first UK hip-hop stars to enjoy chart success and an influence on future urban artists, has died aged 44.
Derek Boland had UK top 20 hits with Good Groove and Bad Young Brother in 1988 and co-wrote the Anfield Rap for Liverpool Football Club."
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Posted 19 January 2010 - 08:32 PM
Rapper Waka Flocka Flame has been shot twice in the chest at a car wash and is currently in critical condition...
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Posted 19 January 2010 - 09:24 PM
Spade_Cooley, on Jan 19 2010, 09:32 PM, said:
Rapper Waka Flocka Flame has been shot twice in the chest at a car wash and is currently in critical condition...
I guess there ain't no telling who you might meet at the car wash.
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Posted 22 January 2010 - 08:13 PM
Turn-of-the-90s New Jersey MC Apache has smoked his last peace pipe age 44 after battling a "long illness". If anyone else that dies this month does anything as great as "Gangsta Bitch" at any point in this career, I'll be stunned.
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 11:04 PM
Chilly B
Obviously a distant cousin of Derek (see above), the former member of Newcleus has died aged 47 following a stroke. The fruit-preserve obsessed group had hits in the 80s with the extremely irritating "Jam On Revenge (The Wikki-Wikki Song)" and "Jam On It".
Obviously a distant cousin of Derek (see above), the former member of Newcleus has died aged 47 following a stroke. The fruit-preserve obsessed group had hits in the 80s with the extremely irritating "Jam On Revenge (The Wikki-Wikki Song)" and "Jam On It".
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Posted 01 March 2010 - 12:56 AM
Rumour going around Twitter that Guru has had a heart attack and is in a coma. While this is probably scaremongering bollocks, I thought I'd post about it so I could use the pun "Saline was a popular drip and it still is".
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 08:00 PM
Horrorcore manager/cult figure/mascot/not-really-a-rapper-I-suppose-but-this-is-headline-news-on-most-rap-sites-that-have-white-people-reading-them-right-now Uncle Howie is dead.
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