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#481 Dr. Zorders

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Posted 25 December 2015 - 10:22 PM

YW - do you really have nout better to do today?

At least his generation aren't satisfied to have their entire fucking worldview spoonfed to them by this guy:

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"Liberal" genius to-do list:

1. Call anti-Islam campaigners Nazis.

2. Label Winston Churchill, the guy without whom Europe would have become 100% Nazi, "outdated and imperialist" etc., and smirk as people get arrested for citing his views of Islam.

(3. Lurkingly and creepily use internet powers that were granted to you in more peaceful care-free times to arbitrarily censor and threaten people with opinions you don't like, much like a middle-of-the-night raid on opposition by 1930s Nazi street thugs)


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Posted 25 December 2015 - 11:00 PM

 

YW - do you really have nout better to do today?

At least his generation aren't satisfied to have their entire fucking worldview spoonfed to them by this guy:

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Do you not get to go home from the troll factory for Christmas - although I suppose then again you'd have to spend it with your abusive (read: normal human being) mother so maybe you're better off at the factory. 


2016 Shadowlist

 

First 20 from DDP:

(5/20) (6/50)

1. Muhammad Ali 2. Rene Angelil 3. Bhumibol Adulyadej 4. Tony Booth 5. June Brown 6. Jimmy Carter 7. Martin Crowe. 8. Piet de Jong 9. Joey Feek. 10. William Frankland 11. Zsa Zsa Gabor 12. Reverand Billy Graham. 13.Clare Hollingworth 14. Clive James. 15. Stan Lee 16. Richard McKenzie 17. Denis Norden. 18. Nancy Reagan. 19. Joost van Der Westhuizen. 20. Abe Vigoda. 21. Ronnie Campbell. 22. John Noakes. 23. William Roache. 24. Eileen Derbyshire. 25. Robert Mugabe 26. Pope Benedict. 27.David Attenborough. 28. Bruce Forsyth. 29. Vera Lynn. 30. Peter Sallis. 31. Stirling Moss. 32. Timothy West. 33. Prunella Scales. 34. Mary Wilson (Harold's missus) 35. Clarissa Eden 36. David Rockefeller. 37. Aretha Franklin 38. Bill Wyman 39. Andrew Sachs. 40. Doreen Keogh 41. George H.W Bush. 42. Barbara Bush. 43. Rosalynn Carter. 44. Helmut Kohl. 45. Michael Gorbachev. 46. Ronnie Corbett 47. Peter Tatchell. 48. Barbara Knox 49. Michael Meacher. 50. Gerald Kaufman

 

2015 Score to beat = 11/49*
 


#483 YoungWillz

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Posted 25 December 2015 - 11:55 PM

YW - do you really have nout better to do today?

 

Nope. Ate regularly, chatted with folk on the phone and the Xbox, washed and ironed my outstanding laundry. And took on the many headed hydra that Spade suggested ha ha. If I'd realised what a monster it was, I may have thought twice. But I'm no Celine Dion.

 

Family's all away, drinking on your own's a no-no for me. Just another day at the factory.


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"The second law of thermodynamics is taking its toll on the old thing. Entropy increases."

"Entropy increases?"

"Yes, the more you keep putting things together the more they keep falling apart." - Logopolis

 

Russell Tovey's ears fascinate me.

  


#484 Phantom

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Posted 26 December 2015 - 12:48 AM

I can't believe my kids are still full of energy after being awake since 4:30 this morning to tell me Santa had left some presents. I told them to go back to bed for a bit.so they did.... for another 15  minutes.


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It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's hilarious.

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Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix 4/20 - 57th

1. Joey Feek (joker), 2. Martin Crowe, 3.  Tony Booth, 4. Johan Cryuff, 5. Gordon Banks, 6. Jimmy Greaves, 7. Nancy Reagan, 8. Robert M. Pirsig, 9. Patricia Hitchcock, 10. Ian St. John, 11. Jerry Maren, 12. Peter Vaughan, 13. Ian Brady, 14. Peter Sutcliffe, 15. Jimmy Perry, 16. Daisy Berkowitz, 17. Billy Graham, 18. Jaoa Havelenge, 19. Liz Dawn, 20. Sylvia Miles

 

Sad Last Days (Theme Team) 1/20 - Joint 300th

1. Macaulay Culkin (Joker), 2, Zsa Zsa Gabor, 3. Sean Connory, 4. Roger Moore, 5.  Ursula Andress, 6. Kirk Douglas, 7. Angela Lansbury, 8. Mary Tyler Moore, 9. Linda Ronstadt, 10. Kenny Rogers, 11. James Caan, 12. Sophia Loren. 13.  George H.W. Bush, 14.  Doris Day, 15. Cher, 16. Jerry Lee Lewis, 17.  Nancy Reagan, 18. Burt Reynolds, 19 Muhammed Ali, 20. Bill Cosby

 

2016 Shadow List

4/50

Caroline Aherne, ean Alexander, Muhammed Ali, Rene Angelil, Gordon Banks,  Daisy Berkowitz, Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington, Tony Booth, Ian Brady, George H.W Bush, Jacques Chirac, Beverly Cleary, Martin Crowe, Liz Dawn, Bob Dole, Clarissa Eden, Joey Feek, Janet Fielding, June Foray, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Gaston Glock, Billy Graham, "Superstar" Billy Graham, Jimmy Greaves, Rolf Harris, Joao Havelange, Patricia Hitchcock, Clare Hollingworth, Clive James, Helmut Kohl, Jerry Maren, Sylvia Miles, Joni Mitchell, Walter Mondale, Mary Tyler Moore, Hosni Mubarak, Robert Mugabe, Denis Norden, Jimmy Perry, Leslie Phillips, Nancy Reagan, Debbie Reynolds, Don Rickles, Sonny Rollins, Peter Sallis, Dudley Simpson, Ian St. John, Jackie Stallone, Peter Sutcliffe, Peter Vaughan.

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DDP 2015 - 29th - DDP 2014 4/20 - Joint 71st , DDP 2013 11/20 - Joint 24th, DDP 2012 8/20 - Joint 47th
 


#485 Bibliogryphon

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Posted 26 December 2015 - 08:42 AM

Merry Christmas Spade Cooley.

 

Here is your Christmas List of people who received a Gotcha! Award on Noel's House Party.

 

I must say it is not exhaustive at this stage as I am simply at a loss to identify the individual members of the QPR team who received the award. A couple are named but I've left all names off until they can all be identified. Anyone who can do so, that would be a great help, and I can add in the names to the list. Here's the relevant clip: https://youtu.be/CzQerkZ3QsY

 

I would also say I have not been able to confirm categorically Garth Crooks and Valerie Singleton actually received an award, so I've left them off also until that can be confirmed. Anyone else you can identify I'll add them in. Here's the list:

 

Kriss Akabusi (1958- )

Leslie Ash (1960- )

Mike Atherton (1968- )

Bobby Ball (1944- )

Tony Blackburn (1943- )

Lionel Blair (1931- )

Sean Blowers (1961- )

Jean Boht (1932- )

Max Boyce (1943- )

Richard Branson (1950- )

Lee Brennan (1973- )

Bruno Brookes (1959- )

Malandra Burrows (1965- )

Gary Bushell (1955- )

Tommy Cannon (1938- )

Will Carling (1965- )

Willie Carson (1942- )

Judith Chalmers (1935/37- )

Keith Chegwin (1957- )

Brian Conley (1961- )

Jimmy Constable (1971- )

Henry Cooper (1934-2011)

Andy Crane (1964- )

Rob Curling (1957- )

Jill Dando (1961-1999)

Gary Davies (1957- )

Simon Spike Dawbarn (1974- )

Christopher Dean (1958- )

Les Dennis (1953- )

Frankie Dettori (1970- )

Keith Duffy (1974- )

Noel Edmonds (1948- )

Rosemarie Ford (1962- )

Yvette Fielding (1968- )

Leslie Garrett (1955- )

Stephen Gately (1976-2009)

Susan George (1950- )

Barry Gibb (1946- )

Maurice Gibb (1949-2003)

Robin Gibb (1949-2012)

Annabel Giles (1959- )

Jilly Goolden (1949- )

David Gower (1957- )

Mikey Graham (1972- )

Eamonn Holmes (1959- )

Emlyn Hughes (1947-2004)

Jenny Hull (1964- )

Gloria Hunniford (1940- )

Derek Jameson (1929-2012)

Samantha Janus (1972- )

Ulrika Jonsson (1967- )

Ronan Keating (1977- )

Lorraine Kelly (1959- )

John Kettley (1952- )

Allan Lamb (1954- )

Eddie Large (1941- )

Sophie Lawrence (1972- )

John Leslie (1965- )

Martyn Lewis (1945- )

Linda Lusardi (1958- )

Shane Lynch (1976- )

Simon Mayo (1958- )

Ian McCaskill (1938- )

John McCririck (1940- )

Trevor McDonald (1939- )

Barry McGuigan (1961- )

Paul McKenna (1963- )

Jonathon Morris (1960- )

Juliet Morris (1965- )

Patsy Palmer (1972- )

Rick Parfitt (1948- )

Nicholas Parsons (1923- )

Jon Pertwee (1919-1996)

Maggie Philbin (1955- )

Denis Quilley (1927-2003)

Louise Redknapp (1974- )

Mike Reid (1940-2007)

Joan Rivers (1933-2014)

Bertice Reading (1933-1991)

John Regis (1966- )

Gary Rhodes (1960- )

Wendy Richard (1943-2009)

Francis Rossi (1949- )

Philip Schofield (1962- )

Wayne Sleep (1948- )

Carol Smillie (1961- )

Shaw Taylor (1924-2015)

Alan Titchmarsh (1949- )

Jayne Torvill (1957- )

Dave Lee Travis (1945- )

John Virgo (1946- )

Carol Vorderman (1960- )

Richard Whiteley (1943-2005)

Francis Wilson (?- )

Barbara Windsor (1937- )

Dale Winton (1955- )

Adam Woodyatt (1968- )

 

Edit: Unverified so far: Alan Freeman; Andi Peters; Jim Bowen; Judi Speirs; Eric Knowles; Dennis Taylor; Henry Sandon; Tessa Sanderson; Bobby Davro; Timmy Mallett; Tom O'Connor; Duncan Goodhew; Howard Stableford; Frank Carson; Valerie Singleton; Garth Crooks; Gary Lineker; Cheryl Baker; Lizzie Webb; Anne Diamond; Nick Owen; Caron Keating; Peter Hudson; David Halls; Anthea Turner; Sally Gunnell; Su Pollard; Steve Backley; Angela Rippon; Bob Holness; Derek Thompson; Fiona Armstrong; Sue Barker; Keith Barron; John Stapleton; Ian Wright; Edward Woodward; Kathy Staff; Sandra Dickinson; Paul Nicholas; Brian Blessed; Vicki Michelle; Jeremy Clarkson; Russ Williams; Jono Coleman; Esther Rantzen; Joan Collins; Craig Maclachlan; John Inman; Martine McCutcheon; Ian St John; Uri Geller; Keith Floyd; Corbin Bensen; Rosemary Conley; Dr Mark Porter; Victor Obugu; Ross Kelly; Nigel Havers; Gary Wilmot; Paul Young; Gordon Burns, Vanessa Feltz; Tiff Needel; Bradley Walsh; John Francome; Louise Nurding; Joe Pasquale; Michaela Strachan; June Whitfield; Tim Vincent; John Barnes; Fred Talbot; Phil Middlemiss; Kevin Woodford; Laurence Llewelyn Bowen; Lisa Riley; Steven Pinder; David Seaman; Ally McCoist; Ron Atkinson.

 

Garth Crooks did one of the first Mr Blobby ones it was actually quite funny.

 

Had a great Christmas.


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2016 DDP Teams:

Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food (Theme Team) 2/20
I Can't Believe They're Not Deader 1/20
Unusual Suspects 4/20


2016 Shadow List:

Billy Graham/Zsa Zsa Gabor/Joao Havelange/Olivia de Havilland/Peter Sallis/Muhammad Ali/Mary Tyler Moore/Tony Booth/Paul Gascoigne/Leslie Philips/Liz Dawn/Herman Wouk/Richard Adams/Glenn Campbell/Bhumibol Adulyadej/Denis Norden/Rodney Bewes/Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh/Clive James/Nancy Reagan/Peter Sutcliffe /Douglas Hurd/Martin Crowe/Helmut Kohl/Peter Vaughan/Jimmy Young/Don Rickles/June Brown/Bob Wilson/Mikhail Gorbachov/Grand Duke Jean I of Luxembourg/William Russell/Everton Weekes/Sidney Poitier/Walter Mondale/John Hurt/Dave Whelan/Brian Blessed/Tom Baker/Joni Mitchell/Abdelaziz Bouteflika/Val Kilmer /Robert Mugabe/Valerie Harper/Jimmy Carter /Cher /George Bush Snr/Neil Simon/Gordon Banks/Sheila Sim 3/50 (2015: 7/50)


#486 YoungWillz

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Posted 26 December 2015 - 05:25 PM

Belated Merry Christmas Handy.

 

Yet another monster request for Pointless Celebrities. I'm going to really annoy people on here by working backwards from most recent to earliest. This will make it easier to amend the top post for the few episodes in the current series still to come in January. Additionally, I will have to do this in stages, as there is a fair amount to do.

 

Usual Disclaimers. No deaths so far (I haven't really checked Series 8 for deaths anyway), unless you know better from the below.

 

So here is Part One (Series 8 - 7 including Christmas Special):

 

Series 8 (Up To Christmas Special 2015)

 

Ben Adams; Jonathan Agnew; Solomon Akhtar; Clara Amfo; Ruth Badger; Colin Baker; Ed Baines; Angellica Bell; Easther Bennett; Verni Bennett; Angie Best; Calum Best; Mark Billingham; Henry Blofeld; Jimmy Bullard; Richard Burr; Tim Campbell (The Apprentice); Tony Christie; Julie Dawn Cole; David Coulthard; Andy Crane; Sarah-Jane Crawford; Declan Curry; Tyger Drew-Honey; Yasmin Evans; Richard Farleigh; Melinda Farrell; Justin Fletcher; Carl Fogerty; Michelle Gayle; Jacqueline Gold; Andrew Graham-Dixon; Nikki Grahame; Russell Grant; Germaine Greer; Devin Griffin; Edward Grimes; John Grimes; Gareth Hale; Alison Hammond; Adam Hart-Davies; Tony Hawks; Geoffrey Hayes; Jaymi Hensley; Christian Horner; Jeffrey Holland; Kate Humble; Gemma Hunt; Greg James; Sally James; Louise Jameson; Gareth Jones; Henry Kelly; Saira Khan; Jamie Laing; Mark Lester; Kathy Lette; Gary Lineker; Harry Lineker; Linda Lusardi; Lee MacDonald; Ruth Madoc; Nigel Mansell; Val McDermid; Rory McGrath; Ian McMillan; Allan McNish; Scott Mills; Alison Mitchell; Michelle Mone; Erkan Mustafa; Alex Mytton; Trevor Nelson; Freya North; Jean-Christophe Novelli; Norman Pace; Tony Parsons; Suzi Perry; Mary Peters; Craig Phillips; Dave Benson Phillips; Su Pollard; Jo Pratt; Frances Quinn; Ebony Rainford-Brent; Janina Ramirez; Paul Rankin; Peter Ratcliffe; Claire Richards; Laurence Rickard; Adam Rickitt; Jeff Salmon; Tony Singh; Sinitta; Chico Slimani; Louie Spence; Chris Stark; Nancy Strang; Graham Swann; Lars Tharp; Louis Theroux; Cyrus Todiwala; Jayne Torvill; Ian Tough; Janette Tough;  Phil Tufnell; Thomas Turgoose; Anthea Turner; Michael Underwood; Michael Vaughan; Murray Walker; Ian 'H' Watkins; Mark Watson (comedian); Mark Webber; Louise Wener; Ben Willbond; Claire Williams (Formula 1); Kate Williams; Robin Windsor; Tim Wonnacott.

 

Series 7

 

Keith Allen; Richard Arnold; Leslie Ash; Patrick Baladi; Vas Blackwood; Kyran Bracken; Giles Brandreth; Fern Britton; Radzi Chinyangany; Barry Chuckle; Paul Chuckle; Ben Cohen; Phil Cornwell; John Craven; Phil Daniels; Anne Diamond; Tessa Dunlop; Jeremy Dyson; Kevin Eldon; Cheryl Fergison; Mark Foster; Kate Garraway; Diarmuid Gavin; Edward Grimes; John Grimes; Clare Grogan; Ricky Groves; Nick Hancock; Dani Harmer; Nerys Hughes; Ulrika Jonsson; Russell Kane; Natasha Kaplinsky; Henry Kelly; Matthew Kelly; Miranda Krestovnikoff; Shauna Lowry; Ewen MacIntosh; Doon Mackichan; Naga Munchetty; Dermot Murnaghan; Nina Myskow; Tom O'Connor; Bill Oddie; Nick Owen; Nigel Planer; Jenny Powell; Adil Ray; Katherine Ryan; Zoe Salmon; Helen Skelton; Kelly Sotherton; Charlie Stayt; Sally Thomsett; Thomas Turgoose; Matthew Wright.


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DDP 1 (1/20); DDP 2 (0/20); DDP3 (0/20) DR (4/20); HPDP (0/10); HDP (2/25); SDBN (1/50); Personal (5/50); InverseDP (1/25); WCDP (0/20) SHBDP: (0/25)

 

"The second law of thermodynamics is taking its toll on the old thing. Entropy increases."

"Entropy increases?"

"Yes, the more you keep putting things together the more they keep falling apart." - Logopolis

 

Russell Tovey's ears fascinate me.

  


#487 YoungWillz

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Posted 27 December 2015 - 12:59 AM

More Pointless Celebrities. The BBC decided to treat the whole of 2014 as their Series 6, so this is a cracker for Christmas, even with some folk appearing twice. Pick the dead out of this.

 

Series 6

 

Gemma Abbey (Jemini); Jacqui Abbott; Kate Adie; Andrew Agnew; Kriss Akabusi; Ronni Ancona (twice); Lysette Anthony; Cheryl Baker; Johnny Ball; Karen Barber; Keith Barron; Dave Bartram (Showaddywaddy); Stephanie Beacham; Tim Bentinck; Christopher Biggins; Mark Billingham; John Bird; Roger Black (athlete); Lionel Blair; Ian Bleasdale; David Bradley; Paul Bradley (Eastenders); Tim Brooke-Taylor; Philip Martin Brown; Ken Bruce; Steve Bull; Ray Burdis; John Burton-Race; Ashleigh Butler; Rhona Cameron; Simon Callow; Bob Carolgees; Todd Carty; Andrew Castle; Dwain Chambers; Mark Chapman (football); Lorraine Chase; Keith Chegwin; Carol Chell; Terry Christian; Roisin Conaty; John Cooper Clarke; Nicky Clarke; Oz Clarke; George Cohen; Jenny Colgan; Sue Cook; Phil Cornwell; Antony Costa; Sarah-Jane Crawford; Chris Cromby (Jemini); Hal Cruttenden; John Culshaw; Camilla Dallerup; Dana (twice); Sharron Davies; Warwick Davis; Carol Decker (twice); Les Dennis; Stefan Dennis; Anne Diamond; Michael Douglas (Hairdresser); Anton Du Beke; Keith Duffy; Jack Ellis (Bad Girls); Janet Ellis; Rebekah Elmaloglou; Louis Emerick; Gail Emms; Fred Fairbrass; Richard Fairbrass; Vanessa Feltz; Sheila Ferguson; Nick Ferrari; Yvette Fielding (twice); Connie Fisher; Helen Fraser (Bad Girls); Kate Garraway; Michelle Gayle; Bobby George; Jilly Goolden; Mikey Graham; Muriel Gray; Simon Groom; Loyd Grossman; Terrence Hardiman; Robert Harris; Julia Hartley-Brewer; Barney Harwood; Louise Hazel; Paul Heaton; Paul Henry; Richard Herring (twice); Simon Hickson; Charlie Higson; Dave Hill (Slade); Melanie Hill; Dominic Holland; Gill Hornby; Jim Howick; Martin Hughes-Games; Geoff Hurst; Sally James; Sarah Jarvis; Jermaine Jenas; David 'Kid' Jensen; Rachel Johnson; Stanley Johnson; Dom Joly; Milton Jones; Ulrika Jonsson; Lesley Joseph; Anna Karen; Ian Kelsey; Emma Kennedy; Bill Kenwright; Liz Kershaw; Claire King; Mark King (Level 42); Eric Knowles; Lilia Kopylova; Bonnie Langford; George Layton; Graeme Le Saux; Martin Lee (Brotherhood of Man); Rustie Lee; Rod Liddle; Limahl; Mark Little; Robert Llewelyn (twice); Gabby Logan; Johnny Logan; Clive Mantle; Lisa Maxwell; Donal MacIntyre; Stuart Maconie; Ruth Madoc; Nichola McAuliffe; Liz McClarnon; Val McDermid; Carol McGiffin; Alistair McGowan; Kelvin McKenzie; Johnny Mitchell (Educating Yorkshire); Jason Mohammed; Ugo Monye; Laila Morse; Jenni Murray; Trevor Neal; Trevor Nelson; Phil Neville; Julie Wilson Nimmo; Mike Nolan (Buck's Fizz); Jacqui Oatley; Sara Pascoe; Joe Pasquale; Deena Payne; Jonathan Pearce; Allison Pearson; Denise Pearson; Stedman Pearson; Dave Benson Phillips; Su Pollard; Gwyneth Powell; Hope Powell; Duncan Preston; Katie Puckrick; Peter Purves; Ray Quinn; Jay Rayner; Rowland Rivron; Alice Roberts; Scott Robinson (5ive); Linda Robson; Michael Rosen; Lindsey Russell; Emma Samms; Tessa Sanderson; Sunetra Sarker; Robbie Savage; Jenny Seagrove; John Sergeant; Simon Shepherd; Peter Shilton; Pat Sharp; Trevor Sinclair; Wayne Sleep; Madeline Smith; Penny Smith; Lucy Siegle; Sonia; Jon Sopel; Steve Speirs; Louie Spence (twice); Dave Spikey; Mark Stacy; Mike Steer (Educating Yorkshire); Huw Stephens; Debra Stephenson; Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart; Casey Stoney; Michaela Strachan; Dick Strawbridge; Imogen Stubbs; Claire Sweeney; Dennis Taylor; Gwen Taylor; Sally Thomsett; Willie Thorne; Christopher Timothy; Anthea Turner; Phil Vickery; Tim Vincent; Nina Wadia; Ian Waite; Rick Wakeman; Danny Wallace; Don Warrington; Mark Watson (comedian); Robert Webb; Ann Widdecombe; Josh Widdicombe; Toyah Wilcox; Ben Willbond; Simon Williams; Laura Wilson (Crime Writer); Sean Wilson; Mark Wingett; Roy Wood; Diane Youdale; Paul Young; Benjamin Zephaniah; Aldo Zilli.


Spoiler

DDP 1 (1/20); DDP 2 (0/20); DDP3 (0/20) DR (4/20); HPDP (0/10); HDP (2/25); SDBN (1/50); Personal (5/50); InverseDP (1/25); WCDP (0/20) SHBDP: (0/25)

 

"The second law of thermodynamics is taking its toll on the old thing. Entropy increases."

"Entropy increases?"

"Yes, the more you keep putting things together the more they keep falling apart." - Logopolis

 

Russell Tovey's ears fascinate me.

  


#488 Handrejka

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Posted 27 December 2015 - 01:07 AM

Sorry YoungWilz, I didn't know it was going to be such a huge undertaking. Thanks for the efforts though.  


2013 Alternative 50 final total 13/50 against DL 13/50 - See about me page for more details.
2014 final total 12/50 against DL 10
2015 final total 6/50 against DL 14

 

2016 4/50)

1 Zza Zza Gabor, 2. Rev Billy Graham 3.Olivia de Havilland 4 Prince Phillip 5,  Kirk Douglas 6 Bumipol Auduljadej 7 Helmut Kohl 8 Peter Sallis 9 Jean Alexander 10 Walter Scheel

11 Mikhail Gorbachev 12 George Blake 13 Brian Cant 14 Patricia Hitchcock 15 Howard Marks 16 Ilse Aichinger 17 Peter Vaughan 18 Clive James 19 Fidel Castro 20 Robert Mugabe

21 Jimmy Carter 22 Caroline Aherne 23 Muhammed Ali 24 Ian Brady 25 Tony Booth 26 Martin Crowe 27 Jerry Lewis 28 Burt Reynolds 29 Valerie Harper 30 Pele 31 Geoffrey Bayldon

32 John Glenn 33Alan Young 34 Peter Sarsted 35 John Noakes 36 Bernard Fox 37 Jacques Rivette 38 Nexhmije Hoxha 39 Stepehn Hawking 40 Hywel Bennet 41Than Shwe

42 Sinead O'Connor 43 Val Kilmer 44 Mary Tyler Moore 45 Jimmy Greaves 46 Norman Lloyd 47 Lupita Tovar 48 Pat Priest 49 Sean Connery 50 Mark Eden

 

 

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Posted 27 December 2015 - 01:11 AM

Sorry YoungWilz, I didn't know it was going to be such a huge undertaking. Thanks for the efforts though.  

 

Don't worry, I'm enjoying it. Plus hopefully the other seasons will be shorter and have loads of people on twice!


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DDP 1 (1/20); DDP 2 (0/20); DDP3 (0/20) DR (4/20); HPDP (0/10); HDP (2/25); SDBN (1/50); Personal (5/50); InverseDP (1/25); WCDP (0/20) SHBDP: (0/25)

 

"The second law of thermodynamics is taking its toll on the old thing. Entropy increases."

"Entropy increases?"

"Yes, the more you keep putting things together the more they keep falling apart." - Logopolis

 

Russell Tovey's ears fascinate me.

  


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Posted 27 December 2015 - 03:11 AM

More Pointless Celebrities. The earlier series seem to be shorter. Must be when they made the programme for Joe Public to win cash instead of indulging celebrity pals. Look what ITV did to Family Fortunes, for example. It's a disaster now, though Pointless Celebs is tolerable for the most part. Anyway, on with Series 4 and 5 - not far to go.

 

Series 5

 

Andy Akinwolere; Colin Baker; Bobby Ball; Tim Bentinck; Richard Blackwood; Ravi Bopara; Kellie Bright; Clemency Burton-Hill; Joe Calzaghe; Ali Campbell; Todd Carty; Linford Christie; Barry Chuckle; Paul Chuckle; Phil Cornwell; Sara Dallin; Simon Day; Rachel de Thame; Peter Dean; Susie Dent; Tony Discipline; Mark Durden-Smith; Janet Ellis; Kerry Ellis; Trey Farley; Sheila Ferguson; Pam Ferris; Neil Fingleton; Tom Fletcher; Ben Foster; Mark Foster; Nitin Ganatra; Graeme Garden; Diarmuid Gavin; Helen George; Helen Glover; Jilly Goolden; Simon Greenall; Germaine Greer; Sally Gunnell; Nick Hancock; Keith Harris; Louise Hazel; Katy Hill; Danielle Hope; Sophie Hosking; Nerys Hughes; Geoff Hurst; Martin Jarvis; Danny Jones; Harry Judd; Sam Kane; Matthew Kelly; Ian Lavender; Mark Little; Linda Lusardi; Ewen Macintosh; Lee Mack; Shona McGarty; Stephanie McGovern; Alistair McGowan; Rory McGrath; Vicki Michelle; Michael Mosley; Ritchie Neville; Paul Nicholas; Jessica Pardoe; Robert Peston; Karen Pickering; Dougie Poynter; Jodie Prenger; Esther Rantzen; Peter Reed; Tim Rice; Simon Rimmer; Rowland Rivron; Kate Robbins; Ted Robbins; Scott Robinson; Mike Rutherford; Sandie Shaw; Rita Simons; Olly Smith; Dan Snow; Lucy Speed; Lee Stafford; Sarah Storey; Meera Syal; Phil 'The Power' Taylor; Christopher Timothy; Phil Vickery; Tommy Walsh; Arabella Weir; Simon Williams; Shaun Williamson; Gary Wilmot; Terry Wogan; Roy Wood; Kim Woodburn; Keren Woodward.

 

Series 4

 

Sophie Aldred; Rachel Allen; Christopher Biggins; Jean Boht; Mark Bright; Ken Bruce; Nicola Bryant; Michael Buerk; Ed Byrne; Gemma Cairney; Natalie Cassidy; Craig Charles; Nick Conway; Aaron Craze; Bernard Cribbins; Jenny Eclair; Shelagh Fogarty; Jennifer Gibney; Ricky Groves; Andrew Hayden-Smith; Jeffrey Holland; Charlie Higson; Frazer Hines; Hazel Irvine; Louise Jameson; Danny John-Jules (twice); Shappi Khorsandi; Jacqueline King; Rustie Lee; Sylvester McCoy; Ben Miller; Scott Mills; Samantha Murray; John Noakes; Jean-Christophe Novelli; Brendan O'Carroll; Christian O'Connell; Martin Offiah; Andi Osho; John Parrott; Martin Peters; James Phelps; Oliver Phelps; Su Pollard; Theo Randall; Paul Rankin; Anneka Rice; Peter Reed; Janet Street-Porter; Peter Purves; David Schneider; Phil Tufnell; John Whaite; Paul Whitehouse; Antony Worrall-Thompson.


Spoiler

DDP 1 (1/20); DDP 2 (0/20); DDP3 (0/20) DR (4/20); HPDP (0/10); HDP (2/25); SDBN (1/50); Personal (5/50); InverseDP (1/25); WCDP (0/20) SHBDP: (0/25)

 

"The second law of thermodynamics is taking its toll on the old thing. Entropy increases."

"Entropy increases?"

"Yes, the more you keep putting things together the more they keep falling apart." - Logopolis

 

Russell Tovey's ears fascinate me.

  


#491 Sir Creep

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Posted 27 December 2015 - 06:16 AM

Christmas celebrating continuing into the 26th....
Just got a call from a barfly, my daughter's mother got in a wreck and is in jail. It's midnight here so inside of an hour ago.
Time to move for full parental custody.
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8/502015 Necronomicon Suh DP (Doug Stanhope site) - Sir Creep -- CHAMPION 546 points 12/20, 86 teams 

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2016 DDP Teams: (Main team: Cancel My Appointments (7/20), Theme team: Gris Gris (1/20), Theme team: The afterlife of Brian (0/20)

2016 Shadow List:  (16 / 50)
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#492 YoungWillz

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Posted 27 December 2015 - 04:47 PM

Pointless Celebrities Series 3 - The One with the Dead. Only two to go if I'm lucky, it's one more post.

 

Series 3

 

Diane Abbott; Andy Akinwolere; John Altman; Stephen K Amos; Toby Anstis; Steven Arnold; Adam Astill; Cheryl Baker; Mary Berry; Bobby Ball; Gemma Bissix; Tony Blackburn; Jennie Bond; Gyles Brandreth; Ben Cannon (Farmer); Tommy Cannon; Todd Carty; Nicki Chapman; Ann Charleston; Lorraine Chase; Keith Chegwin; Terry Christian; Brendan Cole; Graham Cole (The Bill); Ellie Crisell; Tim Cunningham; Edwina Currie; Camilla Dallerup; Paul Daniels; Phil Daniels; Bobby Davro; CJ de Mooi; Joel DeFries; Katie Derham; Lee Dixon (football); Lauren Drummond; Dion Dublin; Peter Duncan; Mark Durden-Smith; Jenny Eclair; Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards; Jeremy Edwards; Jenny Falconer; Perry Fenwick; Cheryl Fergison; Michael Fish; Alex Fletcher; Emma Forbes; Neil Fox (DJ); Dean Gaffney; Kate Garraway; Sarah Greene; Ricky Groves; Gareth Hale; 'Diddy' David Hamilton; Natasha Hamilton; Danielle Harold; Keith Harris; Austin Healey; Chelsee Healey; Michelle Heaton; Simon Hickson; Paul Hollywood; Fiona Inglis; Gabriela Irimia (Cheeky Girl); Monica Irimia (Cheeky Girl); Charlotte Jackson; Alex James; Duncan James; Darren Jeffries; Sue Jenkins; Matt Johnson (presenter); Ulrika Jonsson; James Jordan; Ola Jordan; Emma Judd; Harry Judd; Chris Kamara; Anna Karen; Kerry Katona; Julia Kendall (DIY SOS); Jason King (JK and Joel); Bonnie Langford; Mark Lawrenson; Rula Lenska; Matt Littler; Sian Lloyd; Janice Long; Kenny Lynch; Zoe Lyons; Derek Martin; Lee MacDonald; Liz McClarnon; Jane McDonald; Joe McElderry; Jayne Middlemiss; Mark Millar (DIY SOS); Scott Mills; Louise Minchin; Ken Morley; Laila Morse; Tony Mortimer (East 17); Mark Moses (Sonia's husband); Shaun Murphy; Erkan Mustafa; Lizo Mzimba; Trevor Neal; Bernie Nolan; Linda Nolan; Kirsten O'Brien; Martin Offiah; Nick Owen; Norman Pace; Chris Parker (Eastenders); Nicholas Parsons; Tricia Penrose; Wendi Peters; Alana Phillips; Arlene Phillips; Ray Quinn; Scott Quinnell; Rachel Riley; Rowland Rivron; Jonny Robinson; Linda Robson; Joel Ross (JK and Joel); Laila Rouass; Verity Rushworth; Kevin Sacre; Pat Sharp; Adele Silva; Sinitta; Chico Slimani; Mike Smith; Sonia; Dave Spikey; David Spinx; DJ Spoony (Johnathan Joseph); Emma Stephens (Ray Quinn's then fiancee); Huw Stephens; Debra Stephenson; Andrew Stone; Dean Sullivan; Karen Taylor; Jamie Theakston; Gareth Thomas (rugby); Faye Tozer; Billy Turnbull (Chef for Joe McElderry); Paul Usher; Tim Vine; Dave Vitty; Ian Waite; Rick Wakeman; Dan Walker (Football Focus); Hannah Waterman; Pete Waterman; Ian 'H' Watkins; Toyah Wilcox; Terry Wogan; Kim Woodburn; Kelli Young; Paul Young; Stacey Young (Paul Young's wife).


Spoiler

DDP 1 (1/20); DDP 2 (0/20); DDP3 (0/20) DR (4/20); HPDP (0/10); HDP (2/25); SDBN (1/50); Personal (5/50); InverseDP (1/25); WCDP (0/20) SHBDP: (0/25)

 

"The second law of thermodynamics is taking its toll on the old thing. Entropy increases."

"Entropy increases?"

"Yes, the more you keep putting things together the more they keep falling apart." - Logopolis

 

Russell Tovey's ears fascinate me.

  


#493 YoungWillz

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Posted 27 December 2015 - 06:18 PM

And finally it's Pointless Celebrities Series 1 and 2. Hope you enjoy Handy, that kept me busy!

 

Series 2

 

Matt Allwright; Angellica Bell; Christopher Biggins; Lionel Blair; Brian Blessed; Rosalind Blessed; Edith Bowman; Andrew Castle; Georgie Castle (Andrew Castle's daughter); Barry Chuckle; Paul Chuckle; Antony Costa; David Coulthard; Jon Culshaw; Ben-Ryan Davies; Sharron Davies; Rick Edwards; Monica Galetti; Russell Grant; Christine Hamilton; Neil Hamilton; Dani Harmer; Georgia Henshaw; Sherrie Hewson; Jake Humphrey; Konnie Huq; Lesley Joseph; Helen Lederer; Colin McAllister (Colin and Justin); Liz McClarnon; Carol McGiffin; Katherine Merry; Ricky Norwood; Bill Oddie; Chris Packham; Joe Pasquale; Steve Pemberton; Alana Phillips (Arlene Phillips' daughter); Arlene Phillips; Esther Rantzen; Angela Rippon; Paul Ross; Michel Roux Jr; Justin Ryan (Colin and Justin); Penny Smith (presenter); Lucy Siegle; Carol Smillie; Lucy Speed; Sam Stockman; Joe Swash; 'Kiffy' Swash (Joe Swash's mother); Claire Sweeney; Dennis Taylor; Iwan Thomas; John Thomson; Harriet Thorpe; Anthea Turner; Chucky Venn; John Virgo; Fatima Whitbread; Rebecca Wilcox; Shaun Williamson; Aldo Zilli; Nikki Zilli (Aldo Zilli's wife).

 

Series 1

 

Stuart Baggs; Matt Baker; Erin Boag; Julia Bradbury; Paul Bradley; Ed Byrne; Sarah Cawood; John Craven; Anton Du Beke; Vanessa Feltz; Barney Harwood; Charlotte Hawkins; Tina Hobley; Chris Hollins; Eamonn Holmes; Craig Revel Horwood; Colin Jackson; Alex Jones (presenter); Russell Kane; Carol Kirkwood; Denise Lewis; Richard McCourt (Dick and Dom); John McCririck; Jenny McCririck (John McCririck's wife); Merily McGivern; Sam Nixon; Tom O'Connor; Ben Ofoedu; Lembit Opik; Suzanne Packer; Dawn Porter; Lucy Porter; Susanna Reid; Mark Rhodes; Joanna Riley; Helen Skelton; Charlie Stayt; Michael Underwood; Ann Widdecombe; Dominic Wood (Dick and Dom).


Spoiler

DDP 1 (1/20); DDP 2 (0/20); DDP3 (0/20) DR (4/20); HPDP (0/10); HDP (2/25); SDBN (1/50); Personal (5/50); InverseDP (1/25); WCDP (0/20) SHBDP: (0/25)

 

"The second law of thermodynamics is taking its toll on the old thing. Entropy increases."

"Entropy increases?"

"Yes, the more you keep putting things together the more they keep falling apart." - Logopolis

 

Russell Tovey's ears fascinate me.

  


#494 Handrejka

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Posted 27 December 2015 - 06:47 PM

I did thank you. I'd forgotten about Mike Smith. Baggs and Harris were the ones I was thinking about.


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2014 final total 12/50 against DL 10
2015 final total 6/50 against DL 14

 

2016 4/50)

1 Zza Zza Gabor, 2. Rev Billy Graham 3.Olivia de Havilland 4 Prince Phillip 5,  Kirk Douglas 6 Bumipol Auduljadej 7 Helmut Kohl 8 Peter Sallis 9 Jean Alexander 10 Walter Scheel

11 Mikhail Gorbachev 12 George Blake 13 Brian Cant 14 Patricia Hitchcock 15 Howard Marks 16 Ilse Aichinger 17 Peter Vaughan 18 Clive James 19 Fidel Castro 20 Robert Mugabe

21 Jimmy Carter 22 Caroline Aherne 23 Muhammed Ali 24 Ian Brady 25 Tony Booth 26 Martin Crowe 27 Jerry Lewis 28 Burt Reynolds 29 Valerie Harper 30 Pele 31 Geoffrey Bayldon

32 John Glenn 33Alan Young 34 Peter Sarsted 35 John Noakes 36 Bernard Fox 37 Jacques Rivette 38 Nexhmije Hoxha 39 Stepehn Hawking 40 Hywel Bennet 41Than Shwe

42 Sinead O'Connor 43 Val Kilmer 44 Mary Tyler Moore 45 Jimmy Greaves 46 Norman Lloyd 47 Lupita Tovar 48 Pat Priest 49 Sean Connery 50 Mark Eden

 

 

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