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#1361 BufordTJustice

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 01:54 PM

Come on Thatch don't let me down

Die you evil, old woman

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 04:41 PM

Come on Thatch don't let me down

Die you evil, old woman


There's still New Years' Eve. Would be a great way to round off the year! :D

#1363 Davey Jones' Locker

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 06:45 AM

The petition is up to 16 000 signatures already!

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 06:52 PM

Come on you hag, die within the next 4 hours and give us all a merry new year!

PS. apologies to those who may see this thread as recently updated and believe that Thatcher has already died.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 09:54 AM

the grantham effect

http://www.thesun.co...oning-lady.html

http://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
its a Mr Grim, he's come about the reaping....

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 05:42 AM

Time for my line "FUCKING DIE YOU OLD HAG YOU OLD FUCKING DIRTY SHOE, FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE SOME MORE DIE Fucking die drop dead dead, die. Embrace capitalism and afford your own moritican you fucking old cunt. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
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42 is a significant number as it's the so answer to life from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, in Japan however 4 pronounced Shi, can refer to death, and ni (a grammarical article, indicating to, direction similar to latin's "a") so To die, regarless of life after death). In Chinese (4) can mean death or Si, but "2" or "ni" (cantonese), means you. Or you die. conicidently on a number pad 42 (or 4 and 2), is H and A (so 42= Ha), and judging by the many depictions of a a grinning skull, candy skulls in Mexcio complete with festivals, and or a Mel Blank twisted cartoon, or even Final Destination movies, and the celebrations of the death of tyrants, death at times can be black humor twisted "ha".

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 01:53 PM

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Disgraced Canadian newsman, and British "Lord" despite never spending the formative years within British society, licks on the Frozen "pop" of the Hag (pun on Mag) of Hell. HELL HAG. FUCK YOU. Anyways you fucktard who fucked around with the Calgary Herald and National Post, why don't YOU pay for her funeral?
42 is a significant number as it's the so answer to life from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, in Japan however 4 pronounced Shi, can refer to death, and ni (a grammarical article, indicating to, direction similar to latin's "a") so To die, regarless of life after death). In Chinese (4) can mean death or Si, but "2" or "ni" (cantonese), means you. Or you die. conicidently on a number pad 42 (or 4 and 2), is H and A (so 42= Ha), and judging by the many depictions of a a grinning skull, candy skulls in Mexcio complete with festivals, and or a Mel Blank twisted cartoon, or even Final Destination movies, and the celebrations of the death of tyrants, death at times can be black humor twisted "ha".

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 02:05 PM

Time for my line "FUCKING DIE YOU OLD HAG YOU OLD FUCKING DIRTY SHOE, FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE SOME MORE DIE Fucking die drop dead dead, die. Embrace capitalism and afford your own moritican you fucking old cunt. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.


You need to see a doctor...get some valium or something...
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Posted 07 January 2012 - 02:18 PM

http://fullcomment.n...-the-iron-lady/

Disgraced Canadian newsman, and British "Lord" despite never spending the formative years within British society, licks on the Frozen "pop" of the Hag (pun on Mag) of Hell. HELL HAG. FUCK YOU. Anyways you fucktard who fucked around with the Calgary Herald and National Post, why don't YOU pay for her funeral?


Conrad Black's nose does seem to be exceptionally brown. I wonder why he thinks people will respect Thatcher because a convicted fraudster says she was good?

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 02:58 AM


Time for my line "FUCKING DIE YOU OLD HAG YOU OLD FUCKING DIRTY SHOE, FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE SOME MORE DIE Fucking die drop dead dead, die. Embrace capitalism and afford your own moritican you fucking old cunt. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.


You need to see a doctor...get some valium or something...


>>> But but but, how CAN I go see a doctor? I'm a poooor bastard, and can't afford medication and medical treatments, thanks to Margo here. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Just die you old old shoe die! Maggie stole my milk too.
42 is a significant number as it's the so answer to life from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, in Japan however 4 pronounced Shi, can refer to death, and ni (a grammarical article, indicating to, direction similar to latin's "a") so To die, regarless of life after death). In Chinese (4) can mean death or Si, but "2" or "ni" (cantonese), means you. Or you die. conicidently on a number pad 42 (or 4 and 2), is H and A (so 42= Ha), and judging by the many depictions of a a grinning skull, candy skulls in Mexcio complete with festivals, and or a Mel Blank twisted cartoon, or even Final Destination movies, and the celebrations of the death of tyrants, death at times can be black humor twisted "ha".

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 02:05 PM

Reports say that Margaret Thatcher is now m ostly confined to bed and can no longer recognise her own son and daughter. It seems she is nearing the end.The mood m usic is that she might only have months left at most.Question is wil she make it to 2013? Seems less than 50-50 right now.but she's a tough old bird and may surprise us one more time

Edited by Magere Hein, 13 January 2012 - 02:11 PM.
Moved from topic "Ideas And Possibilities For 2013"


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Posted 13 January 2012 - 03:02 PM

I'll be venturing into The Iron Lady tonight, as my mate pointed out, "I'll bet nobody's ventured into her since she had her twins!"
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Posted 13 January 2012 - 05:10 PM

Reports say that Margaret Thatcher is now m ostly confined to bed and can no longer recognise her own son and daughter. It seems she is nearing the end.The mood m usic is that she might only have months left at most.Question is wil she make it to 2013? Seems less than 50-50 right now.but she's a tough old bird and may surprise us one more time


Where is the source for these "reports"

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 05:16 PM

It may be pleasing to both camps if she dies in the summer of 2012.

She probably wouldn't be granted a state funeral considering celebrations for the Olympics and Diamond Jubilee will be under way, which means she could be buried with some degree of dignity (ie less protesting).

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 05:40 PM

Yes, it would be a good time to bury bad news.
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Posted 13 January 2012 - 10:01 PM

It may be pleasing to both camps if she dies in the summer of 2012.

She probably wouldn't be granted a state funeral considering celebrations for the Olympics and Diamond Jubilee will be under way, which means she could be buried with some degree of dignity (ie less protesting).


Why would anyone protest? Anyone with a beef with her would be delighted!
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Posted 13 January 2012 - 10:36 PM


It may be pleasing to both camps if she dies in the summer of 2012.

She probably wouldn't be granted a state funeral considering celebrations for the Olympics and Diamond Jubilee will be under way, which means she could be buried with some degree of dignity (ie less protesting).


Why would anyone protest? Anyone with a beef with her would be delighted!


If she gets a state funeral, I'll bet you some arse tries to protest about it.

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 10:45 PM



It may be pleasing to both camps if she dies in the summer of 2012.

She probably wouldn't be granted a state funeral considering celebrations for the Olympics and Diamond Jubilee will be under way, which means she could be buried with some degree of dignity (ie less protesting).


Why would anyone protest? Anyone with a beef with her would be delighted!


If she gets a state funeral, I'll bet you some arse tries to protest about it.


Oh, I see what you mean, yes. I'm of the growing opinion that they should privatise it. "It's what she would have wanted..." :)
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Posted 14 January 2012 - 12:00 PM

Oh, I see what you mean, yes. I'm of the growing opinion that they should privatise it. "It's what she would have wanted..." :)


They can always ask her seeing that she's still alive.

But what's the dealio with State Funerals in the UK? Is every ex-PM entitled to one? You'd have to think that the fact that she was PM for 11 years, first female, rah rah rah... will mean that she'll get one no worries.

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Posted 14 January 2012 - 12:18 PM

But what's the dealio with State Funerals in the UK? Is every ex-PM entitled to one?


No. The last one was for Sir Winston Churchill.

Even the Queen Mother didn't get a full-on State Funeral, so I am mystified why people think Thatch might.

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