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Posted 25 September 2011 - 08:20 PM

Do you think Fox's somewhat diminutive stature is down to being deprived of school milk in the early seventies?
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Posted 26 September 2011 - 02:55 AM

Do you think Fox's somewhat diminutive stature is down to being deprived of school milk in the early seventies?


I was at school in the mid-80s and got milk regularly :lol:

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 05:26 PM

Do you think Fox's somewhat diminutive stature is down to being deprived of school milk in the early seventies?


I was at school in the mid-80s and got milk regularly :lol:


I was at school in the mid-80s and got milked regularly :lol:

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Posted 13 October 2011 - 03:45 PM

Margaret Thatcher turns 86 years old today.

I know this because one of my facebook friends has wished her a happy birthday...his grandfather and father are millionaires.

This 'friend' used to be an ardent supporter of the SNP...but then he found out what inheritance tax was and became a Tory.

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 02:07 AM

cheeky cow - do you think we got our money's worth?

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 07:42 AM

YESSSSS!!!!! http://www.oregonliv...n_struck_a.html ........................................................ BASTARD!!!!!!!!! Wrong one. The reaper is teasing us methinks.
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Posted 06 December 2011 - 12:15 PM

Dear My Claus, sir

I don't want a lot for Christmas. I am not greedy, if you just give me that old hag Margaret Thatcher dead, I am willing to donate any other gifts I receive to the charity of you choice.

Thank you

Damon Killian

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If you could do the same for Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, its would be very much appreciated

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 09:45 PM

Dear My Claus, sir

I don't want a lot for Christmas. I am not greedy, if you just give me that old hag Margaret Thatcher dead, I am willing to donate any other gifts I receive to the charity of you choice.

Thank you

Damon Killian

p.s.

If you could do the same for Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, its would be very much appreciated

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Dear Damon,


Since you have been a good boy all year, and Maggie has definitely been a very naughty little girl in her time, I have decided to grant your wish by giving her a free dinner voucher for Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck this year: http://www.bbc.co.uk...kshire-16050546


Yours faithfully,

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 09:51 PM

well if she wants oysters or razor clams she will have to eat elsewhere from now on. Perhaps an anoymous internet order delivered to her door?
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Posted 07 December 2011 - 07:48 AM

Speaking of Food poisoning. Remember when Mr Bean tried to compete with a guest in a sea side resort, and ate some very very bad clams? hahahahahahhahhahaahahahahaha.
42 is a significant number as it's the so answer to life from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, in Japan however 4 pronounced Shi, can refer to death, and ni (a grammarical article, indicating to, direction similar to latin's "a") so To die, regarless of life after death). In Chinese (4) can mean death or Si, but "2" or "ni" (cantonese), means you. Or you die. conicidently on a number pad 42 (or 4 and 2), is H and A (so 42= Ha), and judging by the many depictions of a a grinning skull, candy skulls in Mexcio complete with festivals, and or a Mel Blank twisted cartoon, or even Final Destination movies, and the celebrations of the death of tyrants, death at times can be black humor twisted "ha".

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 01:43 PM


Dear My Claus, sir

I don't want a lot for Christmas. I am not greedy, if you just give me that old hag Margaret Thatcher dead, I am willing to donate any other gifts I receive to the charity of you choice.

Thank you

Damon Killian

p.s.

If you could do the same for Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, its would be very much appreciated

:smileyd:




Dear Damon,


Since you have been a good boy all year, and Maggie has definitely been a very naughty little girl in her time, I have decided to grant your wish by giving her a free dinner voucher for Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck this year: http://www.bbc.co.uk...kshire-16050546


Yours faithfully,

Mr S. Claus
North Pole


Thank you Mr Claus

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 07:10 PM

Some newspapers were reporting that Margaret Thatcher is 'open' to the idea of a state funeral: http://www.dailyreco...86908-23628665/

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 04:15 AM

Some newspapers were reporting that Margaret Thatcher is 'open' to the idea of a state funeral: http://www.dailyreco...86908-23628665/


Ah, but is the state grave (or landfill, as I'd prefer) open yet?

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 03:33 PM

http://epetitions.di...petitions/18914


In keeping with the great lady's legacy, Margaret Thatcher's state funeral should be funded and managed by the private sector to offer the best value and choice for end users and other stakeholders. The undersigned believe that the legacy of the former PM deserves nothing less and that offering this unique opportunity is an ideal way to cut government expense and further prove the merits of liberalised economics Baroness Thatcher spearheaded


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Posted 21 December 2011 - 03:43 PM

In keeping with the great lady's legacy, Margaret Thatcher's state funeral should be funded and managed by the private sector to offer the best value and choice for end users and other stakeholders. The undersigned believe that the legacy of the former PM deserves nothing less and that offering this unique opportunity is an ideal way to cut government expense and further prove the merits of liberalised economics Baroness Thatcher spearheaded


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Posted 22 December 2011 - 05:12 AM

Hope they make her coffin here in China to further encourage free enterprise and capitalism, so she can still fight "communism". Why should the STATE pay for her "state funeral", that shit's for Commies. She's a Capitalist, a warrior of free enterprise and democracy yadda yadda yadda. This way, the funeral director can make money and upgrade his services in the spirit of capitalism. You know like how she made the hospitals upgrade their services.....

and that the cheap coffin here in China, is made of Chinese paper a great invention,

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42 is a significant number as it's the so answer to life from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, in Japan however 4 pronounced Shi, can refer to death, and ni (a grammarical article, indicating to, direction similar to latin's "a") so To die, regarless of life after death). In Chinese (4) can mean death or Si, but "2" or "ni" (cantonese), means you. Or you die. conicidently on a number pad 42 (or 4 and 2), is H and A (so 42= Ha), and judging by the many depictions of a a grinning skull, candy skulls in Mexcio complete with festivals, and or a Mel Blank twisted cartoon, or even Final Destination movies, and the celebrations of the death of tyrants, death at times can be black humor twisted "ha".

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 03:18 PM

http://epetitions.di...petitions/18914


In keeping with the great lady's legacy, Margaret Thatcher's state funeral should be funded and managed by the private sector to offer the best value and choice for end users and other stakeholders. The undersigned believe that the legacy of the former PM deserves nothing less and that offering this unique opportunity is an ideal way to cut government expense and further prove the merits of liberalised economics Baroness Thatcher spearheaded



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Truly in keeping with her legacy - & her ideology - would be to have an obscenely expensive funeral paid for entirely only by the very poorest in society, with a "select" few of the sickest & most vulnerable in our country made to carry her coffin until they drop. No?


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Posted 22 December 2011 - 04:32 PM

Speculation about the imminent death of Lady Thatcher has reached fever pitch. Funeral plans are in an advanced stage it seems. Stand by for an announcement at any time! http://www.google.co...biw=994&bih=636

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 04:36 PM

Speculation about the imminent death of Lady Thatcher has reached fever pitch. Funeral plans are in an advanced stage it seems. Stand by for an announcement at any time! http://www.google.co...biw=994&bih=636


State funerals take some planning. This doesn't necessarily mean she is at death's door.

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 03:46 PM

Fingers crossed its D-Day for Thatch tomorrow. D for "DIE YOU OLD BINT"
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