This topic is lockedheaven can wait, on Apr 5 2005, 07:13 PM, said:
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(look I don't write these jokes I just sell 'em)
you don't earn very much then?
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Ideas and Possibilities for 2006 Ones to keep an eye on . . .
Started by Death Watch Beatle, Jan 03 2005 09:11 AM
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 07:36 PM
you don't earn very much then?
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 08:14 PM
Sid Caesar (b.1922)
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 09:05 PM
themaninblack, on Apr 5 2005, 08:14 PM, said:
Sid Caesar (b.1922)
"If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear...." Jacqui Smith - Ex-Home Secretary (and many other misguided fools)
"I fear having to prove I have nothing to hide." Josco
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves".
William Pitt, 1783
Shaw's Principle: "Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it."
"I fear having to prove I have nothing to hide." Josco
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves".
William Pitt, 1783
Shaw's Principle: "Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it."
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Film land, Homer!
Posted 06 April 2005 - 08:42 AM
DDP 2013 team The Grey Horde:
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,Giulio Andreotti, Hugo Chávez, Jacques Chirac, Felix Dennis, Bonnie Franklin
, Damon Harris, Clive James, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Jiroemon Kimura, Helmut Kohl, Manisha Koirala, Nelson Mandela, Bruno Metsu, Rochus Misch, Robert Mugabe, Julie Newmar, Chopper Read, Sister Wendy, Tito Vilanova
DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
Theo Bos, Albert II of Belgium, Beatrix of the Netherlands, Corry Brokken, Dick Bruna, Raymond Ceulemans, Godfried Cardinal Danneels, Mark Eyskens, Fabiola of Belgium, John Fentener van Vlissingen, Gerard Helders, Jacky Ickx, Jan Janssen, Jean of Luxembourg, Piet de Jong, Kees Rijvers, Wim Ruska, "Toots" Thielemans, Martinus Veltman, Geert Wilders
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,
, DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
, John Fentener van Vlissingen, #245
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 08:48 AM
Magere Hein, on Apr 6 2005, 08:42 AM, said:
Good call,
A Kurdish leader of Iraq may as well forget about life insurance.
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 08:50 AM
josco, on Apr 5 2005, 09:05 PM, said:
themaninblack, on Apr 5 2005, 08:14 PM, said:
Sid Caesar (b.1922)
He certainly is / was good.
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:00 AM
the prince is dead,long live prince albert 
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:25 AM
Guest_bogie, on Apr 6 2005, 10:00 AM, said:
the prince is dead,long live prince albert
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 06:22 PM
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QUOTE (heaven can wait @ Mar 23 2005, 08:21 PM)
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If Rainier gets through this illness and survives the year perhaps he should be considered for 2006.
Windsor, he aint gonna make it!
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If Rainier gets through this illness and survives the year perhaps he should be considered for 2006.
Windsor, he aint gonna make it!
Can't help getting this feeling I should be smugly patting myself on the back
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 08:43 PM
heaven can wait, on Apr 6 2005, 06:22 PM, said:
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If Rainier gets through this illness and survives the year perhaps he should be considered for 2006.
Windsor, he aint gonna make it!
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If Rainier gets through this illness and survives the year perhaps he should be considered for 2006.
Windsor, he aint gonna make it!
Can't help getting this feeling I should be smugly patting myself on the back
"If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear...." Jacqui Smith - Ex-Home Secretary (and many other misguided fools)
"I fear having to prove I have nothing to hide." Josco
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves".
William Pitt, 1783
Shaw's Principle: "Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it."
"I fear having to prove I have nothing to hide." Josco
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves".
William Pitt, 1783
Shaw's Principle: "Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it."
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:11 PM
Television writer Nigel Kneale (b. 1922)
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 09:12 PM
HM The Queen (b.1926)
What I've been hearing, is that the reason why there is this bungled wedding between Charles and Camilla is because The Queen is not well....
What I've been hearing, is that the reason why there is this bungled wedding between Charles and Camilla is because The Queen is not well....
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 09:33 PM
Zsa Zsa Gabor. Of indeterminate age I think.
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:50 PM
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 09:47 AM
themaninblack, on Apr 7 2005, 09:12 PM, said:
HM The Queen (b.1926)
What I've been hearing, is that the reason why there is this bungled wedding between Charles and Camilla is because The Queen is not well....
What I've been hearing, is that the reason why there is this bungled wedding between Charles and Camilla is because The Queen is not well....
"Love, friendship, loyalty, kindness - these are all emotions which we applaud, emotions which have been immortialized in the bad couplets of Hallmark Cards and in the verses (I don't dare call it poetry) of Leonard Nimoy." - Stephen King
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 11:18 PM
I think she was mentioned before but Francis Reid from Day of Our Lives is 91 years old.
I can't think of other really old Soap stars.
I can't think of other really old Soap stars.
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 11:38 PM
I can give you one for each side of the Atlantic: John Forsythe (Blake Carrington, Dynasty) and Anna Wing (Lou Beale, Eastenders). Both well over 80.
Plus Gretchen Franklin who I think was on last year's list.
Plus Gretchen Franklin who I think was on last year's list.
"Once you're dead, you're made for life."
attributed to Jimi Hendrix
attributed to Jimi Hendrix
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Cerberus, on Apr 8 2005, 11:38 PM, said:
I can give you one for each side of the Atlantic: John Forsythe (Blake Carrington, Dynasty) and Anna Wing (Lou Beale, Eastenders). Both well over 80.
Plus Gretchen Franklin who I think was on last year's list.
Plus Gretchen Franklin who I think was on last year's list.
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Posted 10 April 2005 - 01:55 PM
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." A.E.
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." A.E.
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Posted 10 April 2005 - 02:25 PM
Captain Oates, on Apr 10 2005, 03:55 PM, said:
It's a shame such heroism doesn't get attention outside the UK.
I wonder how many Welsh agree with me that it's also a shame it wasn't used for a more important cause.
regards,
Hein
DDP 2013 team The Grey Horde:
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,Giulio Andreotti, Hugo Chávez, Jacques Chirac, Felix Dennis, Bonnie Franklin, Damon Harris, Clive James, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Jiroemon Kimura, Helmut Kohl, Manisha Koirala, Nelson Mandela, Bruno Metsu, Rochus Misch, Robert Mugabe, Julie Newmar, Chopper Read, Sister Wendy, Tito Vilanova
DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
Theo Bos, Albert II of Belgium, Beatrix of the Netherlands, Corry Brokken, Dick Bruna, Raymond Ceulemans, Godfried Cardinal Danneels, Mark Eyskens, Fabiola of Belgium, John Fentener van Vlissingen, Gerard Helders, Jacky Ickx, Jan Janssen, Jean of Luxembourg, Piet de Jong, Kees Rijvers, Wim Ruska, "Toots" Thielemans, Martinus Veltman, Geert Wilders
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,
, DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
, John Fentener van Vlissingen, 
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