Boudicca 702 Posted October 18, 2005 But I suppose you have to justify the time you spend trolling other boards somehow, don't you? Elspeth We don't need to justify it at all! Nobody has died and the football is on, so it's a bit quiet. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. That's what we did Why don't you start a thread about dying royals? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted October 18, 2005 The Queen was in Aberdeen about a fortnight ago opening some curling rink and a children's hospital and I had a small conversation with her: windsor: Hello your Majesty, I'm your number one fan! EIIR: Oh for F**k sake, not another one. windsor: I beg your pardon, Ma'am? EIIR: Another one of those W**nkers from TheRoyalForum. You lot make me sick. What ever happened to good old fashioned Republicanism? She then headbutts windsor and moves along. Ok not really. She was in Aberdeen though and I didn't even bother to go round the corner to see Her. Looks like my obsession is ending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted October 18, 2005 I guess if you loved princess Diana you would also love the royal forums - In which i just got banned from only after 2 accumulated posts. I started a thread exsplaining how the 84 year old Prince Phillip may be in his last days. How i should consider him for the 2006 Deathlist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted October 18, 2005 I guess if you loved princess Diana you would alsolove the royal forums - In which i just got banned from only after 2 accumulated posts. I started a thread exsplaining how the 84 year old Prince Phillip may be in his last days. How i should consider him for the 2006 Deathlist. We never get bored of slagging those forums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy 5 Posted October 18, 2005 We never get bored of slagging those forums. Whatever floats your boat, dear. I suppose that, given your obsession with death, it'd be a waste of time to suggest that you get a life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted October 18, 2005 We never get bored of slagging those forums. Whatever floats your boat, dear. I suppose that, given your obsession with death, it'd be a waste of time to suggest that you get a life. Yes I know what yo.... OH MY GOD -Prince William has just got the most fantastic new haircut, but hes not better looking than Harry but William and Kate make the better couple. I can't wait for him to be king it would be like the bestest thing ever - wait - that would mean the Queen would have to die or abdicate and thats a shame because she does such a good job. OH MY GOD - I can't believe I used Queen and die in the same sentence. But then again she was a bitch to the Virgin Mary - did I say Virgin Mary, I meant Diana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted October 18, 2005 Whatever floats your boat, dear. Dear me. Is that any way for a lady to talk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted October 18, 2005 I'm quite worried that I'm being refered to as 'dear' actually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted October 18, 2005 We never get bored of slagging those forums. Whatever floats your boat, dear. I suppose that, given your obsession with death, it'd be a waste of time to suggest that you get a life. Talking to Windsor that way. And your a member of the DL? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted October 18, 2005 Elspeth is "a lady" Windsor, you ungallant swine. Now I'm really worried that I'm being refered to as 'dear'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted October 18, 2005 We never get bored of slagging those forums. Whatever floats your boat, dear. I suppose that, given your obsession with death, it'd be a waste of time to suggest that you get a life. Hadn't thought of Windsor as a "boy in a boat" before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted October 18, 2005 We never get bored of slagging those forums. Whatever floats your boat, dear. I suppose that, given your obsession with death, it'd be a waste of time to suggest that you get a life. Hadn't thought of Windsor as a "boy in a boat" before. Hello Sailor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted October 18, 2005 Hadn't thought of Windsor as a "boy in a boat" before. If that has the same meaning as the similar expression here, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy 5 Posted October 18, 2005 Now I'm really worried that I'm being refered to as 'dear'. Good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted October 19, 2005 Now I'm really worried that I'm being refered to as 'dear'. Good. I have not previously joined in on this inter-forum commerraderie. But I couldn't I help noticing Elspeth's use of the skull . I reckon she's now hooked (200 posts by Christmas - do I have any takers?). Score then: 1 to DL, 0 to RF (unless windsor - sorry, Windsor - was considered a 1 to the RF, in which case it's DL 1 - RF 1, but as he was booted out (assumedly by our new forum-chum, the lovely Elspeth?) it's now a null point, in which case it IS DL 1 - RF 0). GO TEAM! Am procrastinating doing my work... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted October 21, 2005 With both Princes William and Harry in the Army its possible they could get sent to the frontline in Ira....wait, no....I've got them mixed up with real soldiers again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted October 26, 2005 I've tried to recruit some hatred towards the Royal Forums. (They all spell as bad as me there). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest God Of Old Posts Posted January 23, 2006 Don't let the lady die. Let's dig this one up, run it up the flag pole and see who salutes! Has anyone on this forum suggested a CIA Black-Opp as payback to the UK for helping out in Gulf-War-1 Perhaps the Americans considered "Princess David" as a weapon of mass destruction? Or perhaps the industrial military complex were concerned about diminishing anti personnel mine sales? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 24 Posted January 23, 2006 Don't let the lady die. Let's dig this one up, run it up the flag pole and see who salutes! Has anyone on this forum suggested a CIA Black-Opp as payback to the UK for helping out in Gulf-War-1 Perhaps the Americans considered "Princess David" as a weapon of mass destruction? Or perhaps the industrial military complex were concerned about diminishing anti personnel mine sales? No. We should check on her rotted corpse to check she is still dead. This peroxide headed pikey tramp did more to destroy the UK than anyone else of the 20th century. Henri Paul should be given a postumous knighhood and if MI5/6 were involved then good. Stick her ginger brother on next year's list too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony Posted January 23, 2006 Don't let the lady die. Let's dig this one up, run it up the flag pole and see who salutes! Has anyone on this forum suggested a CIA Black-Opp as payback to the UK for helping out in Gulf-War-1 Perhaps the Americans considered "Princess David" as a weapon of mass destruction? Or perhaps the industrial military complex were concerned about diminishing anti personnel mine sales? No. We should check on her rotted corpse to check she is still dead. This peroxide headed pikey tramp did more to destroy the UK than anyone else of the 20th century. Henri Paul should be given a postumous knighhood and if MI5/6 were involved then good. Stick her ginger brother on next year's list too. That was a party political broadcast on behalf of The Labour Party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D. Shaylor Posted January 23, 2006 Don't let the lady die. Let's dig this one up, run it up the flag pole and see who salutes! Has anyone on this forum suggested a CIA Black-Opp as payback to the UK for helping out in Gulf-War-1 Perhaps the Americans considered "Princess David" as a weapon of mass destruction? Or perhaps the industrial military complex were concerned about diminishing anti personnel mine sales? No. We should check on her rotted corpse to check she is still dead. This peroxide headed pikey tramp did more to destroy the UK than anyone else of the 20th century. Henri Paul should be given a postumous knighhood and if MI5/6 were involved then good. Stick her ginger brother on next year's list too. MI6 are too busy get their rocks off in Moscow to respond to such a ridiculous suggestion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted January 23, 2006 No. We should check on her rotted corpse to check she is still dead. This peroxide headed pikey tramp did more to destroy the UK than anyone else of the 20th century. Henri Paul should be given a postumous knighhood and if MI5/6 were involved then good. Stick her ginger brother on next year's list too. I've found my soulmate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
