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#1 Death Watch Beatle

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 04:24 PM

After doing a bit more surfing, I have come across the following testicular cancer scare article. When you read it you will see that the lump on the Dennis crown jewels was benign, but I mention it here for two reasons.
1 - His name can be noted and any reoccurance can be monitored for DeathList research purposes.
2 - Seeing as a number of members of the DeathList like to write witty headlines, they might like to have a crack at this one - assuming that the cancer would see him off.

http://news.scotsman....cfm?id=2732106

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 09:33 PM

Oh, we do like a headline here at DL HQ - well spotted :unsure:

What an interesting find. Ok, here are my two....

1. UH-UHHHHH!

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...or however you phonetically spell that noise that Mr Babbage, super computer, makes!!

2. Balls!

BTW I question the "funnyman" assertion. I'm sure you will share my sense unease of this.

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Posted 10 September 2005 - 04:04 PM

Its obcsure but I saw him in Hampstead thois morning looking fine. Also saw his ex-missus in Marylebone last week loooking like a flounder.
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 03:45 AM

millwall32, on Sep 10 2005, 05:04 PM, said:

loooking like a flounder.
?!?
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 08:57 AM

The Yeti, on Sep 11 2005, 05:45 AM, said:

millwall32, on Sep 10 2005, 05:04 PM, said:

loooking like a flounder.
?!?
A flounder.

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Posted 11 September 2005 - 10:21 AM

A don't fancy yours much!

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Posted 11 September 2005 - 11:27 AM

Maybe with chips?
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 01:59 PM

Magere Hein, on Sep 11 2005, 09:57 AM, said:

The Yeti, on Sep 11 2005, 05:45 AM, said:

millwall32, on Sep 10 2005, 05:04 PM, said:

loooking like a flounder.
?!?
A flounder.
... I knew it was a fish ...

I just didn't get the context - some nu lond'n slang izit ?

PS The photo's great
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 11 September 2005 - 03:27 PM

The Yeti, on Sep 11 2005, 09:59 AM, said:

Magere Hein, on Sep 11 2005, 09:57 AM, said:

The Yeti, on Sep 11 2005, 05:45 AM, said:

millwall32, on Sep 10 2005, 05:04 PM, said:

Also saw his ex-missus in Marylebone last week loooking like a flounder.
?!?
A flounder.
... I knew it was a fish ...

I just didn't get the context - some nu lond'n slang izit ?

PS The photo's great
I am guessing that Millwall was referring to Les Dennis's ex-missus as being either flat or skinny like a flounder. Blimey, thatís not a very flattering comment! :lol:
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 08:53 PM

football_fan, on Sep 11 2005, 04:27 PM, said:

The Yeti, on Sep 11 2005, 09:59 AM, said:

Magere Hein, on Sep 11 2005, 09:57 AM, said:

The Yeti, on Sep 11 2005, 05:45 AM, said:

millwall32, on Sep 10 2005, 05:04 PM, said:

Also saw his ex-missus in Marylebone last week loooking like a flounder.
?!?
A flounder.
... I knew it was a fish ...

I just didn't get the context - some nu lond'n slang izit ?

PS The photo's great
I am guessing that Millwall was referring to Les Dennis's ex-missus as being either flat or skinny like a flounder. Blimey, thatís not a very flattering comment! :lol:
I wouldn't mind baiting my hook with her. ( fnarr fnarr...)
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 12:25 AM

Gone fishin'

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life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 12 September 2005 - 01:50 AM

*gulp*

I'll start the bidding at $500.

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Posted 12 September 2005 - 12:17 PM

IYG, on Sep 12 2005, 11:50 AM, said:

The Yeti, on Sep 12 2005, 12:25 AM, said:

Gone fishin'
[snip]
*gulp*
I'll start the bidding at $500.
I'm sure Les would give his right testicle to do that. Oops too late.
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 12:22 PM

Ms Holden has eyes like a flounder. All other body parts bear no resemblance at all (except maybe her brain).
There were three of us in the morgue so it was rather crowded

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Posted 12 September 2005 - 06:13 PM

:rip: is that she's a bit fishy....yuk

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Posted 13 September 2005 - 06:34 AM

Should the headline be "Less Dennis"?
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 08:30 AM

eejit, on Sep 13 2005, 06:34 AM, said:

Should the headline be "Less Dennis"?
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 09:52 AM

I meant flat skinny and poutty
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 10:32 AM

millwall32, on Sep 13 2005, 10:52 AM, said:

I meant flat skinny and poutty
My original offer still stands, I have a little maggot for bait!
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