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Posted 25 July 2012 - 05:56 AM

View PostGuest, on 25 July 2012 - 01:42 AM, said:

The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY

Now if he dies right before the start of the Olympics that is some spooky s##t right there. The messiah is jessica ennis or will be revealed at the opening of the Olympic games.
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 07:55 AM

View PostGuest, on 25 July 2012 - 01:42 AM, said:

The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..

What a load of religious fucking BULLSHIT!!!!!!!
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:36 AM

If Tony Blair returned as PM, which is being speculated, now that would be the end of the fucking World!
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:40 AM

View PostPaul Bearer, on 25 July 2012 - 07:55 AM, said:

What a load of religious fucking BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

Do youi mean to suggest that there is religion that's not fucking bullshit?

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 11:52 AM

View PostMagere Hein, on 25 July 2012 - 08:40 AM, said:

View PostPaul Bearer, on 25 July 2012 - 07:55 AM, said:

What a load of religious fucking BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

Do youi mean to suggest that there is religion that's not fucking bullshit?

regards,
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This is to distinguish it from political, artistic, military, scientific and sporting Bullshit
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:48 PM

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View PostGuest, on 25 July 2012 - 01:42 AM, said:

The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 07:17 PM

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The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 11:07 PM

View PostPhantom, on 25 July 2012 - 07:17 PM, said:

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 01:23 AM

I'm sure we've got a separate one for Ariel Sharon, but can't be arsed to look for it.

Sharon shows positive signs in MRI

Edited by Paul Bearer, 27 January 2013 - 10:28 AM.
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Posted 27 January 2013 - 02:04 AM

View PostPhantom, on 27 January 2013 - 01:23 AM, said:

I'm sure we've got a separate one for Ariel Sharon, but can't be arsed to look for it.

Sharon shows positive signs in MRI

Sounds like wishful thinking to me

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:09 AM

Can we not just accept the fact that to all intents and purposes Ariel Sharon died 7 years ago and move on allready? Lets face it the chances of him waking up and dancing the lambada are about equivalent to me marrying Keira Knightly (ie below zero)

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 10:29 AM

View PostGuest, on 27 January 2013 - 05:09 AM, said:

Can we not just accept the fact that to all intents and purposes Ariel Sharon died 7 years ago and move on allready? Lets face it the chances of him waking up and dancing the lambada are about equivalent to me marrying Keira Knightly (ie below zero)

No. Because he's not dead.
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Posted 27 January 2013 - 10:33 AM

View PostGuest, on 27 January 2013 - 05:09 AM, said:

Lets face it the chances of him waking up and dancing the lambada are about equivalent to me marrying Keira Knightly (ie below zero)

I fancy Sharon's chances...
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Posted 27 January 2013 - 10:18 PM

Israel's comatose ex-leader Sharon shows signs of consciousness
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:34 AM

View PostPaul Bearer, on 27 January 2013 - 10:18 PM, said:


Lucky he isn't in the UK.

IDS would expect to see him back at work next week or he would have his benefits cut.
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Posted 03 September 2013 - 08:46 PM

Has undergone successful stomach operation to redo one of his tubes.
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Posted 03 September 2013 - 11:26 PM

No word on how it came out.

Maybe the old guy did it himself, sick of the sad existence he has had?
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 05:33 AM

Ariel Sharons death has been reported! http://topinfopost.c...pital-in-israel

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 05:44 AM

View PostGuest, on 04 September 2013 - 05:33 AM, said:

Ariel Sharons death has been reported! http://topinfopost.c...pital-in-israel

Date....4th august ? Hmmmmm......
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Posted 01 January 2014 - 05:08 PM

Sharon's condition has "significantly deteriorated". From what I've read elsewhere, it's renal failure.
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