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Posted 25 July 2012 - 05:56 AM

The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY


Now if he dies right before the start of the Olympics that is some spooky s##t right there. The messiah is jessica ennis or will be revealed at the opening of the Olympic games.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 07:55 AM

The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY


What a load of religious fucking BULLSHIT!!!!!!!
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:36 AM

If Tony Blair returned as PM, which is being speculated, now that would be the end of the fucking World!
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:40 AM

What a load of religious fucking BULLSHIT!!!!!!!


Do youi mean to suggest that there is religion that's not fucking bullshit?

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 11:52 AM

What a load of religious fucking BULLSHIT!!!!!!!


Do youi mean to suggest that there is religion that's not fucking bullshit?

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This is to distinguish it from political, artistic, military, scientific and sporting Bullshit

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:48 PM



The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 07:17 PM




The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 11:07 PM





The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY


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Posted 27 January 2013 - 01:23 AM

I'm sure we've got a separate one for Ariel Sharon, but can't be arsed to look for it.

Sharon shows positive signs in MRI

Edited by Paul Bearer, 27 January 2013 - 10:28 AM.
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Posted 27 January 2013 - 02:04 AM

I'm sure we've got a separate one for Ariel Sharon, but can't be arsed to look for it.

Sharon shows positive signs in MRI


Sounds like wishful thinking to me

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 05:09 AM

Can we not just accept the fact that to all intents and purposes Ariel Sharon died 7 years ago and move on allready? Lets face it the chances of him waking up and dancing the lambada are about equivalent to me marrying Keira Knightly (ie below zero)

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 10:29 AM

Can we not just accept the fact that to all intents and purposes Ariel Sharon died 7 years ago and move on allready? Lets face it the chances of him waking up and dancing the lambada are about equivalent to me marrying Keira Knightly (ie below zero)


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Posted 27 January 2013 - 10:33 AM

Lets face it the chances of him waking up and dancing the lambada are about equivalent to me marrying Keira Knightly (ie below zero)


I fancy Sharon's chances...
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Posted 27 January 2013 - 10:18 PM

Israel's comatose ex-leader Sharon shows signs of consciousness
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:34 AM

Israel's comatose ex-leader Sharon shows signs of consciousness


Lucky he isn't in the UK.

IDS would expect to see him back at work next week or he would have his benefits cut.
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Posted 03 September 2013 - 08:46 PM

Has undergone successful stomach operation to redo one of his tubes.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 11:26 PM

No word on how it came out.

Maybe the old guy did it himself, sick of the sad existence he has had?
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 05:33 AM

Ariel Sharons death has been reported! http://topinfopost.c...pital-in-israel

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 05:44 AM

Ariel Sharons death has been reported! http://topinfopost.c...pital-in-israel


Date....4th august ? Hmmmmm......
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Posted 01 January 2014 - 05:08 PM

Sharon's condition has "significantly deteriorated". From what I've read elsewhere, it's renal failure.

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