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Posted 10 November 2010 - 08:40 PM

Apparently, he's ready to go home.

breathing independently... occasionally needed an oxygen mask.


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Posted 11 November 2010 - 11:10 AM

That'll curtail his son's business activities. The younger Sharon has been lording it in the hospital, wheeling and dealing at his dad's bedside.

Dead pool wise it does make the future harder to predict. On the one hand that is an impressive recovery and evidence that we'd be daft to pick him

On the other hand this man has enemies, some armed and well trained, and if he's remotely in the sights of a weapon, he won't exactly be able to dodge out of the way.
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Posted 11 November 2010 - 08:06 PM

I was thinking he was being let home because they think he will die soon

That's just the impression I got of the situation

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Posted 09 February 2011 - 04:45 AM

Turns 83 on the 26th, guess it'll be a quiet one :birthday2:

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Posted 25 June 2011 - 06:39 AM

Maybe he'll die when we get to the 666th post of this thread...
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 10:46 AM

Maybe he'll die when we get to the 666th post of this thread...

Allow me to do the honours.

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Posted 25 June 2011 - 05:09 PM

It would be a brilliant shock to the crowd here if Ariel awoke and regained conciousness to such an extent that he could communicate with others and recall passed events. Two or three hours later, after finding our what year it is, he has another stroke and falls back into the trance! Death improbable.
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 06:17 PM

Ironically his coma may have prolonged his life what with losing all that fat and reduced stress etc.I think his parents lived to their 90s so we may have a long wait yet...
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Posted 26 June 2011 - 11:04 AM

Holy Shitkina (Shikina), batman! how atrophied is his body now?
42 is a significant number as it's the so answer to life from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, in Japan however 4 pronounced Shi, can refer to death, and ni (a grammarical article, indicating to, direction similar to latin's "a") so To die, regarless of life after death). In Chinese (4) can mean death or Si, but "2" or "ni" (cantonese), means you. Or you die. conicidently on a number pad 42 (or 4 and 2), is H and A (so 42= Ha), and judging by the many depictions of a a grinning skull, candy skulls in Mexcio complete with festivals, and or a Mel Blank twisted cartoon, or even Final Destination movies, and the celebrations of the death of tyrants, death at times can be black humor twisted "ha".

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Posted 10 November 2011 - 07:03 AM

Hmmmm - maybe it isn't as dire as we thought...

http://fullcomment.n...s-ariel-sharon/

unless, of course, they are simply sugarcoating the situation.
For what my opinion is worth - maybe we should reevaluate his placing on the list as well? :scratchhead:

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Posted 10 November 2011 - 03:18 PM

He can focus his eyes and move his fingers...I reckon he's fit enough to get out and promote that book!
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Posted 10 November 2011 - 05:08 PM

Ariel Sharon may live for years tio come,but my Israeli sources tell me that another former PM Yitzhak Shamir m ay have only a very short time to live. The days ahead may bring interesting news for deathlist....

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Posted 10 November 2011 - 05:12 PM

my Israeli sources


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Posted 14 January 2012 - 03:47 PM

Maybe under his description you should add "State Terrorist". It's more befitting than his current description of ex-prime minister given that he spent much of his life committing or overseeing actions of terrorism and massacres (Sabra and Shatila), and a mere few years as prime minister.

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 01:35 PM

http://www.washingto...4puR_story.html

prehaps this is the first whispers of him being taken off lifesupport?

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:55 AM

http://www.washingto...4puR_story.html

prehaps this is the first whispers of him being taken off lifesupport?


if he makes it to 90 (he's allready more than halfway there) maybe his sons will come to the obvious conclusion and switch the machine off.even without the coma he m ight never have lived to 90 anyway

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 02:54 PM

I have had a thought about Ariel Sharon and wondered if there might be a triple of middle east death in the near future.

In it Hosni Mubarak, Tariq Aziz and Ariel Sharon would all go on the same day and within minutes of each other. Wouldn't that be an exciting day?

Sharon and Mubarak were both released in 1928 and Aziz in 1936 which means they are all worth watching closely.


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 01:42 AM

The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..

Edited by Paul Bearer, 25 July 2012 - 07:53 AM.
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:42 AM

The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:52 AM


The death of Ariel Sharon may be imminent-and will herald the end of the world..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Tw33dZ4HY


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