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#501 Davey Jones' Locker

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 10:04 AM

Elephant sits on zoo keeper:

http://www.abc.net.a...okeeper/3972334

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:43 AM

View PostDavey Jones' Locker, on 25 April 2012 - 10:04 AM, said:

Elephant sits on zoo keeper:

http://www.abc.net.a...okeeper/3972334

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:51 PM

Man dies after exploding toilet mystery.
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 10:31 PM

View Posttime, on 10 May 2012 - 09:51 PM, said:

Man dies after exploding toilet mystery.

I missed read the headline first time around

I thought it read Man bummed in Hastings toilet dies :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 11:29 AM

http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

Give yourself a massive boner.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 01:25 PM

View PostLard Bazaar, on 01 June 2012 - 11:29 AM, said:

http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

Give yourself a massive boner.

Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.
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Hartlepool Deadlypool 2014

Billy Graham
Wojcech Jaruzelski
Wilko Johnson
Sam Simon
Joost Van Der Westhuizen
Valerie Harper
Kate Granger

Sally Farmiloe
Katherine Crowe
Clive James

subs 1) George H.W Bush 2) Rolf Harris

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:28 PM

"Old man dies whilst having sex" is not such an amazing thing, but I love this news report which mentions "What Killed Pappy? The style that young woman played", "he died whilst jerking off" and "crowds trooped before a hotel" to see his corpse as if this is as serious as the meltdown of the world's financial institutions - http://allafrica.com...1206081177.html

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 09:28 PM

Get killed by wolves.

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 01:14 AM

Hug an off-duty police officer from behind.
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 04:04 AM

I have just discovered that on every December 31st back in the olden days,, Australian newspapers would summarise the list of most interesting deaths of the year. Some samples:


http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190

"The accidental deaths reported to the press during the year have been rather numerous, though less than in 1889, and of a very varied description." - The journo is finding it entertaining!

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:35 AM

Tempting fate.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:41 PM

View Postthe_engineer, on 01 June 2012 - 01:25 PM, said:

View PostLard Bazaar, on 01 June 2012 - 11:29 AM, said:

http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

Give yourself a massive boner.

Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.

I'm sure you must have first-hand experience...
My 2014 entries:

Team: Serious effort.
1) Fred Weintraub (Joker), 2) Eli Wallach, 3) Fernando Ricksen, 4) Valerie Harper, 5) Kirk Kerkorian, 6) Jim Bamber, 7) Clive James, 8) Billy Graham, 9) Marques Haynes, 10) Harry Dean Stanton, 11) Roger Bannister, 12) Richard Adams, 13) James Garner, 14) Burt Bacharach, 15) Jean Darling, 16) Alice Munro, 17) Mickey Rooney, 18) Carla Laemmle, 19) Ramón José Velásquez, 20) Bess Meyerson.



DDP Team: Serious effort Part 2.

1) Joost van der Westhuizen (Joker), 2) Michael Schumacher, 3) Vinnie Jones, 4) Michael Parkinson, 5) Brian May, 6) George H. W. Bush, 7) Barbara Bush, 8) Jimmy Carter, 9) Shane McGowan, 10) Muhammad Ali, 11) Aretha Franklin, 12) Joe Jackson (Michael's dad), 13) Jen Arnold (Little people), 14) Sharon Osborne, 15) Lynda Bellingham, 16) Wilko Johnson, 17) Sam Simon (Simpsons co-creator), 18) Sally Farmiloe, 19) Missy Elliott, 20) Larry D. Mann.

Reserve picks; Jerry Lewis, Glen Campbell, Peter Falk

Since no death was reported in this DDP list, I let it stand. Not entered in competition.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:46 PM

View PostWhitehouse, on 17 July 2012 - 06:41 PM, said:

View Postthe_engineer, on 01 June 2012 - 01:25 PM, said:

View PostLard Bazaar, on 01 June 2012 - 11:29 AM, said:

http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

Give yourself a massive boner.

Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.

I'm sure you must have first-hand experience...

a basset hounds ear : yes one of my old neighbours used to have one.

Dead bodies : No im not a killer or an undertaker

cocks : only my own .

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I don't believe in coincidences

Basketball was invented in 1987 by konami.

A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

genesis 22 16 - 18

DDP 2014 - Sovereign-Reaper

wilko johnsonPosted Image , joost van der westhuizen ,George h.w bush , sam simon , valerie harper , Kate Granger , Katherine Crowe, wojcech jaruzelski ,Sally Farmiloe , Clive James , Billy Graham , Tony Benn , Zsa Zsa Gabor , Vera lynn , Kirk Douglas , Saif Gaddafi , Superstar Billy Graham ,Stuart Hall , Fats Domino ,Isabel Peron.

Hartlepool Deadlypool 2014

Billy Graham
Wojcech Jaruzelski
Wilko Johnson
Sam Simon
Joost Van Der Westhuizen
Valerie Harper
Kate Granger

Sally Farmiloe
Katherine Crowe
Clive James

subs 1) George H.W Bush 2) Rolf Harris

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:54 PM

A politician has killed his cousin after accidentally shooting him with a machine gun during a family dinner.

Surprisingly, it happened in Thailand, not in America.

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:16 AM

http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug

Death....By coffee cup lol

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:42 AM

View PostITDY, on 22 August 2012 - 09:16 AM, said:

http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug

Death....By coffee cup lol

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She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home.
Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month.

Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then...........
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:49 AM

View Postcharon, on 22 August 2012 - 09:42 AM, said:

View PostITDY, on 22 August 2012 - 09:16 AM, said:

http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug

Death....By coffee cup lol

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She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home.
Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month.

Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then...........

Well coffee mugs are dangerous things. Handle them wrong and you're a gonner. What a smart woman to mask her crime in such crafty way lol

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 03:38 PM

View PostLard Bazaar, on 14 July 2007 - 09:14 AM, said:

View Postharrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy, on Jul 14 2007, 09:54 AM, said:

Long jumper Salim Sdiri didn't actually die but it's interesting to see a sporting urban myth become reality. Ouch.


There is a story that exactly that happened at my secondary school, but sadly I think that is a myth too. There were plenty of PE teachers I would have gladly speared just for fun.
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Posted 31 August 2012 - 10:02 PM

Impersonate Bigfoot.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 11:16 AM

Man accidentally shoots himself in the head while demonstrating 'proper' way to do it
Oh, Mickey! What's EGREGIOUS?!




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