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Interesting ways to die... ... anyone dying to try these?
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:43 AM
Davey Jones' Locker, on 25 April 2012 - 10:04 AM, said:
bummer
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:51 PM
Man dies after exploding toilet mystery.
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2013 DDP Theme Team 2: Roger Alton, Roger Angell, Sir Roger Bannister, Roger Cook, Roger Corman, Roger Daltrey,
Deathrace 2013 Team: Glen Campbell, Henry Kissinger, George Shultz (Joker), Fidel Castro, Stan Lee, Helmut Schmidt, Nelson Mandela, Jerry Lewis, Sidney Poitier, Maximilian Schell, Fats Domino, BB King,
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 10:31 PM
time, on 10 May 2012 - 09:51 PM, said:
Man dies after exploding toilet mystery.
I missed read the headline first time around
I thought it read Man bummed in Hastings toilet dies
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 01:25 PM
Lard Bazaar, on 01 June 2012 - 11:29 AM, said:
Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.
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,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.
Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013
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Patty Andrews
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Ronnie Biggs
Henry Cecil
Margaret Thatcher
Lindsey Lohan
Jim Bowen
Bernie Nolan
Saif Gaddafi
Stephen Hawking
Trust people and they will be true to you , treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great .
DDP 2013
Michael Winner
,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:28 PM
"Old man dies whilst having sex" is not such an amazing thing, but I love this news report which mentions "What Killed Pappy? The style that young woman played", "he died whilst jerking off" and "crowds trooped before a hotel" to see his corpse as if this is as serious as the meltdown of the world's financial institutions - http://allafrica.com...1206081177.html
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 09:28 PM
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Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,Giulio Andreotti, Hugo Chávez, Jacques Chirac, Felix Dennis, Bonnie Franklin, Damon Harris, Clive James, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Jiroemon Kimura, Helmut Kohl, Manisha Koirala, Nelson Mandela, Bruno Metsu, Rochus Misch, Robert Mugabe, Julie Newmar, Chopper Read, Sister Wendy, Tito Vilanova
DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
Theo Bos, Albert II of Belgium, Beatrix of the Netherlands, Corry Brokken, Dick Bruna, Raymond Ceulemans, Godfried Cardinal Danneels, Mark Eyskens, Fabiola of Belgium, John Fentener van Vlissingen, Gerard Helders, Jacky Ickx, Jan Janssen, Jean of Luxembourg, Piet de Jong, Kees Rijvers, Wim Ruska, "Toots" Thielemans, Martinus Veltman, Geert Wilders
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 01:14 AM
Hug an off-duty police officer from behind.
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 04:04 AM
I have just discovered that on every December 31st back in the olden days,, Australian newspapers would summarise the list of most interesting deaths of the year. Some samples:
http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189
http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189
http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190
"The accidental deaths reported to the press during the year have been rather numerous, though less than in 1889, and of a very varied description." - The journo is finding it entertaining!
http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190
http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189
http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189
http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190
"The accidental deaths reported to the press during the year have been rather numerous, though less than in 1889, and of a very varied description." - The journo is finding it entertaining!
http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:41 PM
the_engineer, on 01 June 2012 - 01:25 PM, said:
Lard Bazaar, on 01 June 2012 - 11:29 AM, said:
Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.
I'm sure you must have first-hand experience...
Top 50 list for 2013.
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DDP team (main): Debutant.
Joker Madeleine Albright, Dries van Agt, Teake van der Meer, Barry Gibb, Nile Rodgers, Nancy Reagan, Bob Dole, Jean “Toots” Tielemans, Arie Ribbens, Fred Phelps, Berry Gordy, Smokey Robinson, Hans Wiegel, Anderson Cooper, Bob Smalhout, Horace Cohen, Maureen O’Hara, Kirk Douglas, Peter Salis, Piet romeijn. Reserve Pick(s): Stephen Hawking, Jan Des Bouvrie, Michael Douglas.
1) Hal Holbrook, 2) Robert Wagner, 3) Roger Moore, 4) Dries van Agt, 5) Jan Terlouw, 6) Margaret Thatcher, 7) Shane McGowan, 8) Little Richard, 9) Jerry "The Killer" Lee Lewis, 10) Jean "Toots" Tielemans, 11) Nelson Mandela, 12) Barbara Walters (The part that is not plastic), 13) Bob Dole, 14) Nancy Reagan, 15) Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 16) Antonin Scalia (Well, that's just hope.), 17) Stan Lee, 18) Christopher Lee, 19) Gerard Helders (oldest living Dutchman), 20) Tommy Chong, 21) Christopher Plummer, 22) Peter O'Toole, 23) Joop van den Ende, 24) Gene Simmons, 25) Billy Graham, 26) Stephen Hawking, 27) Remco Campert, 28) Donald Trump (pleeeeease), 29) Paul McCartley, 30) Jimmy Carter, 31) Fidel Castro (New Deathlist favorite), 32) Murray Walker, 33) Nancy Reagan, 34) Fabiola of Belgium, 35) Nile Rodgers, 36) Peter Sallis, 37) Maureen O'Hara, 38) Fred Phelps (asshole), 39) Berry Gordy, 40) Prof. Bob Smalhout. 41) Lisa Marie Presley, 42) Jan Akkerman, 43) Rob de Nijs, 44) Armand, 45) Helmut Kohl, 46) Teake van der Meer (Frisian comedian), 47) Barry Gibb (might as well go four for four), 48) Michael Palin, 49) John Mayall, 50) Madeleine Albright.
DDP team: Pass me the mike!
Joker Michael Waltrip, Michael Douglas, Michael Whitacker, Michael Caine, Michael Gambon, Michael J. Fox, Michael Keaton, Michael Shumacher, Michael Dikakis, Michael McDonald, Mick Jagger, (Michael) Duff McKagan, Michael Andretti, Michael Chiklis, Michael Madsen, Michael Jordan, Michael Bolton, Michael Bay, Michael Ballack, Mike Tyson. Reserve Pick(s): Michael Myers,Mike Oldfield, Mika brzezinski (only female here).
DDP team (main): Debutant.
Joker Madeleine Albright, Dries van Agt, Teake van der Meer, Barry Gibb, Nile Rodgers, Nancy Reagan, Bob Dole, Jean “Toots” Tielemans, Arie Ribbens, Fred Phelps, Berry Gordy, Smokey Robinson, Hans Wiegel, Anderson Cooper, Bob Smalhout, Horace Cohen, Maureen O’Hara, Kirk Douglas, Peter Salis, Piet romeijn. Reserve Pick(s): Stephen Hawking, Jan Des Bouvrie, Michael Douglas.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:46 PM
Whitehouse, on 17 July 2012 - 06:41 PM, said:
the_engineer, on 01 June 2012 - 01:25 PM, said:
Lard Bazaar, on 01 June 2012 - 11:29 AM, said:
Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.
I'm sure you must have first-hand experience...
a basset hounds ear : yes one of my old neighbours used to have one.
Dead bodies : No im not a killer or an undertaker
cocks : only my own .
Lychees don't know about my deathwish 2!!
Trust people and they will be true to you , treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great .
DDP 2013
Michael Winner,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.
Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013
Team name : Sovereign-Reaper
Patty Andrews
Superstar Billy Graham
Ronnie Biggs
Henry Cecil
Margaret Thatcher
Lindsey Lohan
Jim Bowen
Bernie Nolan
Saif Gaddafi
Stephen Hawking
Trust people and they will be true to you , treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great .
DDP 2013
Michael Winner
,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013
Team name : Sovereign-Reaper
Superstar Billy Graham
Ronnie Biggs
Henry Cecil
Lindsey Lohan
Jim Bowen
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Saif Gaddafi
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:54 PM
A politician has killed his cousin after accidentally shooting him with a machine gun during a family dinner.
Surprisingly, it happened in Thailand, not in America.
Surprisingly, it happened in Thailand, not in America.
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:42 AM
ITDY, on 22 August 2012 - 09:16 AM, said:
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She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home.
Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month.
Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then...........
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:49 AM
charon, on 22 August 2012 - 09:42 AM, said:
ITDY, on 22 August 2012 - 09:16 AM, said:
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She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home.
Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month.
Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then...........
Well coffee mugs are dangerous things. Handle them wrong and you're a gonner. What a smart woman to mask her crime in such crafty way lol
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Posted 27 August 2012 - 03:38 PM
Lard Bazaar, on 14 July 2007 - 09:14 AM, said:
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy, on Jul 14 2007, 09:54 AM, said:
Long jumper Salim Sdiri didn't actually die but it's interesting to see a sporting urban myth become reality. Ouch.
There is a story that exactly that happened at my secondary school, but sadly I think that is a myth too. There were plenty of PE teachers I would have gladly speared just for fun.
Here's a penny for your thoughts; incidentally, you may keep the change
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Posted 31 August 2012 - 10:02 PM
DDP 2013 team The Grey Horde:
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,Giulio Andreotti, Hugo Chávez, Jacques Chirac, Felix Dennis, Bonnie Franklin, Damon Harris, Clive James, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Jiroemon Kimura, Helmut Kohl, Manisha Koirala, Nelson Mandela, Bruno Metsu, Rochus Misch, Robert Mugabe, Julie Newmar, Chopper Read, Sister Wendy, Tito Vilanova
DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
Theo Bos, Albert II of Belgium, Beatrix of the Netherlands, Corry Brokken, Dick Bruna, Raymond Ceulemans, Godfried Cardinal Danneels, Mark Eyskens, Fabiola of Belgium, John Fentener van Vlissingen, Gerard Helders, Jacky Ickx, Jan Janssen, Jean of Luxembourg, Piet de Jong, Kees Rijvers, Wim Ruska, "Toots" Thielemans, Martinus Veltman, Geert Wilders
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,
, DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
, John Fentener van Vlissingen, #520
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 11:16 AM
Oh, Mickey! What's EGREGIOUS?!
DDP Team for 2013:Marie-Claire Alain - Antonio Carluccio - Henry Cecil - Pamela Cundell - Clarissa Dickson Wright - Alfredo Di Stefano - Edward Du Cann - Deanna Durbin - Peter Florjancic - Damon Harris - Michael Kennedy - Bill Kerr - Herbert Kretzmer - Neville Marriner - Rolando Panerai - Efraín Ríos Montt - János Starker - Ward Swingle - Jalal Talabani - Dorothy Tyler-Odam
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