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#501 Davey Jones' Locker

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 10:04 AM

Elephant sits on zoo keeper:

http://www.abc.net.a...okeeper/3972334

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:43 AM

Elephant sits on zoo keeper:

http://www.abc.net.a...okeeper/3972334


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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:51 PM

Man dies after exploding toilet mystery.

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 10:31 PM

Man dies after exploding toilet mystery.


I missed read the headline first time around

I thought it read Man bummed in Hastings toilet dies :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 11:29 AM

http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

Give yourself a massive boner.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 01:25 PM

http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

Give yourself a massive boner.


Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:28 PM

"Old man dies whilst having sex" is not such an amazing thing, but I love this news report which mentions "What Killed Pappy? The style that young woman played", "he died whilst jerking off" and "crowds trooped before a hotel" to see his corpse as if this is as serious as the meltdown of the world's financial institutions - http://allafrica.com...1206081177.html

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 09:28 PM

Get killed by wolves.

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 01:14 AM

Hug an off-duty police officer from behind.

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 04:04 AM

I have just discovered that on every December 31st back in the olden days,, Australian newspapers would summarise the list of most interesting deaths of the year. Some samples:


http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190

"The accidental deaths reported to the press during the year have been rather numerous, though less than in 1889, and of a very varied description." - The journo is finding it entertaining!

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:35 AM

Tempting fate.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:41 PM


http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

Give yourself a massive boner.


Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.


I'm sure you must have first-hand experience...
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Team: Serious effort.
1) Fred Weintraub (Joker), 2) Eli Wallach, 3) Fernando Ricksen, 4) Valerie Harper, 5) Kirk Kerkorian, 6) Jim Bamber, 7) Clive James, 8) Billy Graham, 9) Marques Haynes, 10) Harry Dean Stanton, 11) Roger Bannister, 12) Richard Adams, 13) James Garner, 14) Burt Bacharach, 15) Jean Darling, 16) Alice Munro, 17) Mickey Rooney, 18) Carla Laemmle, 19) Ramón José Velásquez, 20) Bess Meyerson.



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1) Joost van der Westhuizen (Joker), 2) Michael Schumacher, 3) Vinnie Jones, 4) Michael Parkinson, 5) Brian May, 6) George H. W. Bush, 7) Barbara Bush, 8) Jimmy Carter, 9) Shane McGowan, 10) Muhammad Ali, 11) Aretha Franklin, 12) Joe Jackson (Michael's dad), 13) Jen Arnold (Little people), 14) Sharon Osborne, 15) Lynda Bellingham, 16) Wilko Johnson, 17) Sam Simon (Simpsons co-creator), 18) Sally Farmiloe, 19) Missy Elliott, 20) Larry D. Mann.

Reserve picks; Jerry Lewis, Glen Campbell, Peter Falk

Since no death was reported in this DDP list, I let it stand. Not entered in competition.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:46 PM



http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

Give yourself a massive boner.


Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.


I'm sure you must have first-hand experience...


a basset hounds ear : yes one of my old neighbours used to have one.

Dead bodies : No im not a killer or an undertaker

cocks : only my own .

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I don't believe in coincidences

''I won't have my son playing no pussy DS games''!!

A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

genesis 22 16 - 18

DDP 2015 - Sovereign-Reaper

Sam Simonjoker.gif, Joost van der westhuizen , Kate granger, Clive James ,Rev Billy Graham , Bobby 'the brain ' Heenan , Michael schumacher, Helen Fawkes, Fidel Castro , Dave Benton , Mario Jorge Lobo Zagallo , Tom Attwater, Jiang Zemin , Caroline Aherne, Paul Gascoigne, Joanne woodward,Peter Sallis,Sidney cooke,Martin Crowe, Ellen albertini dow.

DDP 2015 THEME TEAM - Couldn't even make 50 what lightweights !!

Kate Granger joker.gif, Joost van der westhuizen , Helen Fawkes, Paul gascoigne, Tammy Lynn stych, Ian Watkins, Michael Schumacher, Edward Davenport, Matt 'Rosey' Anoa'i, Jamie lynn spears, Amanda Knox, Divya Palat, Kris Taylor, Frankie Muniz, Amanda Bynes, The great Khali, Jennifer Arnold, Rob ford, Deryck whibley,Kim jong Un.


Hartlepool Deadlypool 2015

1) sam simon
2) billy graham - evangelist
3) Bobby the brain Heenan
4) dr kate granger
5)
misao okawa
6) Joost van der westhuizen
7) caroline aherne
8) martin crowe
9) bhumibol adulyadej
10) helen fawkes


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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:54 PM

A politician has killed his cousin after accidentally shooting him with a machine gun during a family dinner.

Surprisingly, it happened in Thailand, not in America.

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:16 AM

http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug

Death....By coffee cup lol

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:42 AM

http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug

Death....By coffee cup lol

She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home.
Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month.


Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then...........
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:49 AM


http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug

Death....By coffee cup lol

She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home.
Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month.


Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then...........


Well coffee mugs are dangerous things. Handle them wrong and you're a gonner. What a smart woman to mask her crime in such crafty way lol

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 03:38 PM

Long jumper Salim Sdiri didn't actually die but it's interesting to see a sporting urban myth become reality. Ouch.



There is a story that exactly that happened at my secondary school, but sadly I think that is a myth too. There were plenty of PE teachers I would have gladly speared just for fun.

German official Dieter Strack wasn't so lucky.

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 10:02 PM

Impersonate Bigfoot.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 11:16 AM

Man accidentally shoots himself in the head while demonstrating 'proper' way to do it
Oh, Mickey! What's EGREGIOUS?!



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