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Animal Antics Tie me kangaroo down, sport, tie me kangaroo down...
Started by The Yeti, Jul 08 2005 09:27 PM
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 10:29 AM
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Posted 02 December 2005 - 12:55 AM
Pack of Russian squirrels attack and kill a stray dog.
Acorn shortage is turning them into carnivores.
Acorn shortage is turning them into carnivores.
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 10:19 PM
The Yeti, on Jul 8 2005, 09:27 PM, said:
Now the deers are at it.I love the last line of that article,
"The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering"
Can you imagine that happening in the UK.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 12:59 PM
Squirrels bite Dog
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A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.
"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.
They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.
"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.
They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
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Posted 09 January 2006 - 12:49 AM
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2009: 13/50, 2010: 10/50, 2011: 9/50, 2012: 15/50, 2013:10/50 Winner of the 2010 Dustpool.
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Posted 09 January 2006 - 01:13 AM
Windsor, on Jan 8 2006, 04:49 PM, said:
If the house had taken this man with him, he'd be an excellent candidate for the Darwin Awards
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I still owe NAP
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I have no life
Posted 09 January 2006 - 09:46 AM
Windsor, on Jan 9 2006, 10:49 AM, said:
Flamin' gnawer! (As Alf says on Neighbours) (Apparently)
Five zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.
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Posted 09 January 2006 - 03:10 PM
honez, on Jan 9 2006, 09:46 AM, said:
Windsor, on Jan 9 2006, 10:49 AM, said:
Flamin' gnawer! (As Alf says on Neighbours) (Apparently)
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Posted 11 January 2006 - 08:33 PM
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.
Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?
Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.
Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?
Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.
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Posted 11 January 2006 - 08:35 PM
Maybe they're on the Doherty diet.
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here
Excuse me while I disappear
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Posted 12 January 2006 - 03:40 PM
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Hugo Chavez, Brian Shivers, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Michael Winner, Jo Bryant, Sir Henry Cecil, Anne Williams, Tariq Aziz, Ronnie Biggs, Gough Whitlam, Saif al-Islam, John Nkomo, Nelson Mandela, George H. W. Bush, John Derbyshire, Chopper Read, Leslie Phillips, Robert Mugabe, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Margaret Thatcher, Hosni Mubarak, Clive James, Gabriel G. Marquez, Jeremy Thorpe, Damon Harris, Christopher Lee, Ian Paisley, Dora Bryan, John Bardon, Billy Graham, Muhammad Ali, Jalal Talabani, Mikail Kalashnikov, Rochus Misch, Fidel Castro, Denis Healy, Robert G. Edwards, Bob Dole, Nancy Reagan, Stephen Hawking, Jacques Chirac, Bashar al-Assad, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, Bonnie Franklin, Ariel Sharon, Princess Lilian, Grand Duke Jean, Queen Fabiola, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Fred Phelps
2009: 13/50, 2010: 10/50, 2011: 9/50, 2012: 15/50, 2013:10/50 Winner of the 2010 Dustpool.
Hugo Chavez, Brian Shivers, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Michael Winner, Jo Bryant, Sir Henry Cecil, Anne Williams, Tariq Aziz, Ronnie Biggs, Gough Whitlam, Saif al-Islam, John Nkomo, Nelson Mandela, George H. W. Bush, John Derbyshire, Chopper Read, Leslie Phillips, Robert Mugabe, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Margaret Thatcher, Hosni Mubarak, Clive James, Gabriel G. Marquez, Jeremy Thorpe, Damon Harris, Christopher Lee, Ian Paisley, Dora Bryan, John Bardon, Billy Graham, Muhammad Ali, Jalal Talabani, Mikail Kalashnikov, Rochus Misch, Fidel Castro, Denis Healy, Robert G. Edwards, Bob Dole, Nancy Reagan, Stephen Hawking, Jacques Chirac, Bashar al-Assad, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, Bonnie Franklin, Ariel Sharon, Princess Lilian, Grand Duke Jean, Queen Fabiola, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Fred Phelps
2009: 13/50, 2010: 10/50, 2011: 9/50, 2012: 15/50, 2013:10/50 Winner of the 2010 Dustpool.
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Posted 12 January 2006 - 03:47 PM
What are heavy? Sea-sand and sorrow;
What are brief? Today and tomorrow;
What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth;
What are deep? The ocean and truth.
Christina Rossetti
What are brief? Today and tomorrow;
What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth;
What are deep? The ocean and truth.
Christina Rossetti
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Posted 12 January 2006 - 04:20 PM
Shadow List 2013.
Hugo Chavez, Brian Shivers, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Michael Winner, Jo Bryant, Sir Henry Cecil, Anne Williams, Tariq Aziz, Ronnie Biggs, Gough Whitlam, Saif al-Islam, John Nkomo, Nelson Mandela, George H. W. Bush, John Derbyshire, Chopper Read, Leslie Phillips, Robert Mugabe, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Margaret Thatcher, Hosni Mubarak, Clive James, Gabriel G. Marquez, Jeremy Thorpe, Damon Harris, Christopher Lee, Ian Paisley, Dora Bryan, John Bardon, Billy Graham, Muhammad Ali, Jalal Talabani, Mikail Kalashnikov, Rochus Misch, Fidel Castro, Denis Healy, Robert G. Edwards, Bob Dole, Nancy Reagan, Stephen Hawking, Jacques Chirac, Bashar al-Assad, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, Bonnie Franklin, Ariel Sharon, Princess Lilian, Grand Duke Jean, Queen Fabiola, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Fred Phelps
2009: 13/50, 2010: 10/50, 2011: 9/50, 2012: 15/50, 2013:10/50 Winner of the 2010 Dustpool.
Hugo Chavez, Brian Shivers, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Michael Winner, Jo Bryant, Sir Henry Cecil, Anne Williams, Tariq Aziz, Ronnie Biggs, Gough Whitlam, Saif al-Islam, John Nkomo, Nelson Mandela, George H. W. Bush, John Derbyshire, Chopper Read, Leslie Phillips, Robert Mugabe, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Margaret Thatcher, Hosni Mubarak, Clive James, Gabriel G. Marquez, Jeremy Thorpe, Damon Harris, Christopher Lee, Ian Paisley, Dora Bryan, John Bardon, Billy Graham, Muhammad Ali, Jalal Talabani, Mikail Kalashnikov, Rochus Misch, Fidel Castro, Denis Healy, Robert G. Edwards, Bob Dole, Nancy Reagan, Stephen Hawking, Jacques Chirac, Bashar al-Assad, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, Bonnie Franklin, Ariel Sharon, Princess Lilian, Grand Duke Jean, Queen Fabiola, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Fred Phelps
2009: 13/50, 2010: 10/50, 2011: 9/50, 2012: 15/50, 2013:10/50 Winner of the 2010 Dustpool.
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Posted 12 January 2006 - 06:41 PM
Windsor, on Jan 12 2006, 04:20 PM, said:
Not sure I fancy green bacon
"Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile." - Julie Burchill
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 05:36 AM
TERRIERS
........ a song by Bruce "Powerjerk" McCulloch
Terriers are my very favourite breed,
Cute and cuddly easy dogs to feed.
They'll help bring you up whenever you are down,
Terriers average 20lbs.
When I walk around in the Terrier town
one thing that makes me down is when
people put... bandanas...
on their dogs.
Terriers are my very favourite breed,
Cute and cuddly easy dogs to feed.
Terriers were there in the 11th century,
Napoleon had one to prevent misery.
Terriers are good with the aged,
Studies show that they prolong old peoples' lives.
No one wants to die, like this guy died:
Die! Die! ... Die! Die! ... Die! Die!... Die! Die! Worms eating your... eyes.
[Spoken] You know those mornings when you just can't get out of bed, and you'd call in sick, if you had a job?
You know those mornings when you just want to watch tv, eat cornchips, and masturbate? (sure you do!)
Well, when those days happen... I want you to start thinking about my friends,
my little furry waterproof pals... You know I'm talking about... [/spoken]
Les terriers sont mes types favorites,
jolie, charmant, pas de problème à maintenire.
Ils donnent du joie quand tu c'es blu,
Les terriers sont à peu prêt vingt livres.
Give Terriers a chance (yeah!)
Do the Terrier dance (no let's not)...
So if you want your love to show,
if you want your love to grow,
Then go Terri -
go Terri -
go Terrierrrrrrrrrr.
........ a song by Bruce "Powerjerk" McCulloch
Terriers are my very favourite breed,
Cute and cuddly easy dogs to feed.
They'll help bring you up whenever you are down,
Terriers average 20lbs.
When I walk around in the Terrier town
one thing that makes me down is when
people put... bandanas...
on their dogs.
Terriers are my very favourite breed,
Cute and cuddly easy dogs to feed.
Terriers were there in the 11th century,
Napoleon had one to prevent misery.
Terriers are good with the aged,
Studies show that they prolong old peoples' lives.
No one wants to die, like this guy died:
Die! Die! ... Die! Die! ... Die! Die!... Die! Die! Worms eating your... eyes.
[Spoken] You know those mornings when you just can't get out of bed, and you'd call in sick, if you had a job?
You know those mornings when you just want to watch tv, eat cornchips, and masturbate? (sure you do!)
Well, when those days happen... I want you to start thinking about my friends,
my little furry waterproof pals... You know I'm talking about... [/spoken]
Les terriers sont mes types favorites,
jolie, charmant, pas de problème à maintenire.
Ils donnent du joie quand tu c'es blu,
Les terriers sont à peu prêt vingt livres.
Give Terriers a chance (yeah!)
Do the Terrier dance (no let's not)...
So if you want your love to show,
if you want your love to grow,
Then go Terri -
go Terri -
go Terrierrrrrrrrrr.
Proud to be Old Skool
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Posted 18 January 2006 - 11:20 AM
There were three of us in the morgue so it was rather crowded
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Posted 24 January 2006 - 03:24 PM
I would say yes...but I doubt that chimp is still alive.
Given that the Thames whale got many mentions at the weekend, I'm sure a chimp is valid.
I don't know what the official rules are - but what's the difference between a clever chimp and a stupid human?
You can't tell the difference in my local Wetherspoons on Friday nights.
Given that the Thames whale got many mentions at the weekend, I'm sure a chimp is valid.
I don't know what the official rules are - but what's the difference between a clever chimp and a stupid human?
You can't tell the difference in my local Wetherspoons on Friday nights.
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Posted 24 January 2006 - 03:37 PM
That's a shame because, in general, animals don't live as long.
If I were to chose a top five animal death list it would be:
1 - Genghis, Eastenders.
2 - Bouncer 5 - Neigbours
3 - Magic - Timmy Mallet's cockatiel (if it's still alive)
4 - Meg - Blue Peter dog
5 - Cassie - Susan Kennedy/Smith's sheep on Neighbours, if still alive.
If I were to chose a top five animal death list it would be:
1 - Genghis, Eastenders.
2 - Bouncer 5 - Neigbours
3 - Magic - Timmy Mallet's cockatiel (if it's still alive)
4 - Meg - Blue Peter dog
5 - Cassie - Susan Kennedy/Smith's sheep on Neighbours, if still alive.
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 08:30 AM
Two giraffes have died in a fire at Paignton zoo.
There were three of us in the morgue so it was rather crowded
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