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Posted 25 June 2015 - 08:59 PM

 

 

I just found a list of famous celebs who are nudists. I have no idea how valid this is but there are a surprisingly large number of them:
http://www.travasuns..._NATURISTS.html
Let the jokes begin to flow...

the site lists people who go on skinny dips as nudists as well as people who go to nude beaches

 

 

 

It also lists people who like to walk around their house nude, but surely everyone likes to do that no?

 

I found out recently that Rod, Jane and Freddie are nudists. Now there's an image you probably didn't want.

 

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:00 PM

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:20 PM

I just found a list of famous celebs who are nudists. I have no idea how valid this is but there are a surprisingly large number of them:
http://www.travasuns..._NATURISTS.html
Let the jokes begin to flow...

I wouldn't trust this site if I were you. There are a few clues that makes me think this list might not be reliable.

1.) They can't even spell Barry Manilow's name properly. (I think it's not that hard to get it right, or is it?)

2.) They list Lady Godiva among the naturists. Most historians think the naked ride is just a legend...

Yes but it was 6 am and it was the first site I could find. I don't normally go looking at dodgy nudist sites at that hour of the morning!

Anyway, here is another site with some quotes so it is more easily verifiable:

http://www.truenudis...id=29421&page=1

Cor, I wouldn't have minded doing some nude trampolining with a 20-something Alicia Silverstone! :P

Anyway, warning that the nudist site above is unsuitable for minors due to... nudity.

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:22 PM

I just found a list of famous celebs who are nudists. I have no idea how valid this is but there are a surprisingly large number of them:
http://www.travasuns..._NATURISTS.html
Let the jokes begin to flow...

the site lists people who go on skinny dips as nudists as well as people who go to nude beaches

 
 
It also lists people who like to walk around their house nude, but surely everyone likes to do that no?


Errr, no. Just no. (I'd make an exception for the aforementioned 20-something Alicia Silverstone though.)

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:23 PM

 

 

I just found a list of famous celebs who are nudists. I have no idea how valid this is but there are a surprisingly large number of them:
http://www.travasuns..._NATURISTS.html
Let the jokes begin to flow...

I wouldn't trust this site if I were you. There are a few clues that makes me think this list might not be reliable.

1.) They can't even spell Barry Manilow's name properly. (I think it's not that hard to get it right, or is it?)

2.) They list Lady Godiva among the naturists. Most historians think the naked ride is just a legend...

 

Yes but it was 6 am and it was the first site I could find. I don't normally go looking at dodgy nudist sites at that hour of the morning!

Anyway, here is another site with some quotes so it is more easily verifiable:

http://www.truenudis...id=29421&page=1

Cor, I wouldn't have minded doing some nude trampolining with a 20-something Alicia Silverstone! :P

Anyway, warning that the nudist site above is unsuitable for minors due to... nudity.

 

 

 

For those who couldn't be arsed to access the site, that list of famous naturists in full (highly dubious I reckon):

 

 

Famous Naturists
These are people who are known to practice non-sexual nudity at home or have visited nude beaches or other places for nude recreation.

Christina Aguilera
Pamela Anderson
Jennifer Aniston
Christopher Atkins
Kevin Bacon
Oksana Baiul
Drew Barrymore
Tyra Banks

Bella Bartok, composer
Amanda Beard

alexander graham bell, inventor
Jack Black
Lara Flynn Boyle

Christy Brinkley
Melanie Brown (Spice Girl)
Jimmy Buffett
Kelly Clarkson
Nadia Comaneci
Billy Connolly
Paul Daniels (magician)

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Rosario Dawson

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Johnny Depp
Athena Demos
Alan Dershowitz
Cameron Diaz

Celine Dion

tate donovan from “damages’
Erica Durance
Marianne Faithful
Ralph Fiennes
Colin Farrel
Colin Fletcher
Flea (Bassist - Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Peter Fonda
Matthew Fox
Jamie Foxx
Rebecca Gayheart

theodore geisel ( Dr. Seuss ), Author
Ian Gillian (Lead Singer - Deep Purple)
Jeff Goldblum
Cuba Gooding Jr

laura graham
Amy Grant
Macy Gray
Linda Hamilton
Tom Hanks
Daryl Hannah
Woody Harrelson
Melissa Joan Hart
PJ Harvey
Goldie Hawn
Mariel Hemingway

Kate Hudson
Kate Humble (BBC presenter "Autumn Kate")
Elizabeth Hurley
Jade Jagger
Janet Jackson
Famke Janssen
Ashley Judd
Nicole Kidman, actress
Mollie King (British singer/musician)
Heidi Klum, model
Kiera Knightly
Olga Korbut, olympic gold medalist

Ali Larter, actress on heroes
Avril Lavigne
Jennifer Lopez
Mario Lopez

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Madonna
Barry Manilow, singer & songwriter
Matthew McConaughey
Andie MacDowell
Ewan McGregor
Sir Ian McKellen
Sarah McLachlan
Patrick McNee
Elle McPherson
Christopher Meloni
Helen Mirren
Demi Moore
Alanis Morrisette, singer
Kate Moss, model
Jack Nicholson, actor
Hayden Panettiere
Paloma Picasso
Pink
Brad Pitt
Sidney Pollock, actor & director
Jamie Pressly
Sheryl Lee Ralph
Lynn Redgrave
Sara Rue
Kurt Russell
Seal
Claudia Schiffer
Jerry Seinfeld
Jane Seymour, actress
Shakira
Sherri Shepherd
Alicia Silverstone
Britney Spears
Princess Stephanie (Monaco)
Patrick Stewart

charlize theron
Emma Thompson

Uma Thurman
Justin Timberlake
Robbie Williams
Bruce Willis
Amy Winehouse, singer
Katrina Witt, olympic gold medal winner
Adrian Young (Drummer - No Doubt)
John Quincy Adams
Josephine Baker, singer, dancer & actress
Winston Churchill
Isadora Duncan, dancer
Benjamin Franklin
Spalding Gray, author & monologist
Robert A. Heinlein, author
Margaux Hemingway, actress
Ernest Hemingway, writer
Alfred Hitchcock, director
Lyndon Johnson, us president
James Mason, actor
Patrick "Tip" O'Neal, speaker of the house
George Orwell, writer
Fred Rogers
Rod Sirling, writer & creator of the outer limits
Henry David Thoreau, writer
Walt Whitman, writer

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:23 PM

 

I think he will die sooner or later.
 

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Now was that a premonition? I almost wrote something nasty about you wasting everyone's time with a useless post, but in retrospect, I'm glad that I didn't. Well done there. ;)

And kudos to the committee as well. I wasn't really pleased with their list initially (esp. after noticing that they left Terry Pratchet and King Abdullah out when they were obvious misses) but this month was more than enough to win me over. And there are still some strong candidates (Martin Crowe, Billy Graham, ZsaZsa Gabor etc.) so it might even be a record year.

 

Well, there were 40+ other DL names I could've posted this supposed 'joke' for. Clearly, I knew that Mr. Macnee specifically was approaching his end. ;)

 

Rest in peace.


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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:41 PM

DL hasn't been on a roll like this for ages. Great stuff! :)
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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:48 PM

I just found a list of famous celebs who are nudists. I have no idea how valid this is but there are a surprisingly large number of them:
http://www.travasuns..._NATURISTS.html
Let the jokes begin to flow...

I wouldn't trust this site if I were you. There are a few clues that makes me think this list might not be reliable.

1.) They can't even spell Barry Manilow's name properly. (I think it's not that hard to get it right, or is it?)

2.) They list Lady Godiva among the naturists. Most historians think the naked ride is just a legend...

Yes but it was 6 am and it was the first site I could find. I don't normally go looking at dodgy nudist sites at that hour of the morning!

Anyway, here is another site with some quotes so it is more easily verifiable:

http://www.truenudis...id=29421&page=1

Cor, I wouldn't have minded doing some nude trampolining with a 20-something Alicia Silverstone! :P

Anyway, warning that the nudist site above is unsuitable for minors due to... nudity.

 
 
For those who couldn't be arsed to access the site, that list of famous naturists in full (highly dubious I reckon):
 
 
Barry Manilow, singer & songwriter


The stuff of nightmares...

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:55 PM

According to this, Macnee became a gun control advocate in later life:

http://www.abc.net.a...aged-93/6574250

My respect for him just went up a few notches.
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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:31 PM

Hmmm, anyone interested in linking deaths (not looking at anyone in particular) - Patrick Macnee was in The Howling; Rick Ducommun who also died this month was in The 'burbs - both directed by Joe Dante!!!!!


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Posted 26 June 2015 - 08:45 AM

Has anyone done the "Kinky booted" pun yet?

 

RIP to one of the greats though, hoping for The Avengers (Rigg and Thorson series, not the rest of it) on Netflix asap.


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Posted 26 June 2015 - 02:58 PM

Who or what did they avenge anyway? 

I'm amazed he lived this long actually - isn't holding grudges bad for your health? 


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Posted 30 June 2015 - 11:24 AM

Who or what did they avenge anyway? 

I'm amazed he lived this long actually - isn't holding grudges bad for your health? 

 

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Posted Today, 09:04 AM

The Daily Mail put out a tactful article on the late Mr Macnee:


"English gent? No, Steed star Patrick Macnee was a drug-taking lothario raised in a lesbian harem and expelled from Eton for peddling porn'


http://www.dailymail...dling-porn.html

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Posted Today, 11:19 AM

The Daily Mail put out a tactful article on the late Mr Macnee:


"English gent? No, Steed star Patrick Macnee was a drug-taking lothario raised in a lesbian harem and expelled from Eton for peddling porn'


http://www.dailymail...dling-porn.html

This actually makes me like the guy even more to be honest! Who wants to find out that big stars are tee-total ,celibate bores that live the lives of monks?


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Posted Today, 04:51 PM

The Daily Mail put out a tactful article on the late Mr Macnee:


"English gent? No, Steed star Patrick Macnee was a drug-taking lothario raised in a lesbian harem and expelled from Eton for peddling porn'


http://www.dailymail...dling-porn.html

 

How is any of that inconsistent with being an "English gent"?


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