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[maryportfuncity]

We've had a collection in the office, everyone put in a tenor!

Coats on.

[Olveres]

deadkid, on Sep 6 2007, 11:16 AM, said:

BrunoBrimley, on Jan 27 2005, 03:11 PM, said:

It would be sad to see him go he still has so much to offer what with thaty terific voice. I still get chills listening to his rendition of O Holy Night each Christmas.

ermm.... he died today of pancreatic cancer..he should of been on the deathlist 2007 because pancreatic cancer would kill people because it is a deadly cancer

The old argument returns I see.

[HSR3]

Given that he was ill last year with cancer, you really should have had him on the list this year.

[Canadian Paul]

Banshees Scream, on Sep 5 2007, 08:18 PM, said:

So according to various sources Luciano Pavarotti is pretty much done for.

They say he is unconscious and his kidney's have stopped working.

.. Sunny day tomorrow folks!

Probably not for his family, you asshole.

Not that I particularly think he was a saint - divorcing his wife at 65, remarrying and, as the DDP points out, having a daughter younger than her niece. Nothing to particularly warrant me wishing for his death and being happy about it though. Though I am in line for DDP and HDP points, so maybe I'll just shut up, but coming from your distorted perception of reality, comments like those seem much worse than they probably are.

[Banshees Scream]

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Probably not for his family, you asshole.

It's so hard to let it go. I'll let it go.

[Cowboy Ronnie]

Hmmm, on reflection, and after a quick read of the 2006 posts on this thread, this was a pretty poor miss by the DL Committee. Congrats to those in the DDP, CPDP, and anywhere else who picked him.

Another true "spirit of the DL" death. I pity the pall bearers.......

[Dave to the Grave]

Banshees Scream, on Sep 6 2007, 05:08 PM, said:

It's so hard to let it go. I'll let it go.

I had the same experience on a crowded train. I let it go too.

[Youth in Asia]

Pavarotti, Angelotti, Francesco Totti, Tony Cottee, Merlene Ottey



must be a limerick in there somewhere

[Godot]

Youth in Asia, on Sep 6 2007, 10:30 PM, said:

Pavarotti, Angelotti, Francesco Totti, Tony Cottee, Merlene Ottey



must be a limerick in there somewhere

Pavarotti was baring his botty
For a piece of Italian totty
She asked him to sing
from the depths of his ring
He said: "You must think I am dotty."

[faustus]

...Anyone want a discount for tickets to see The Three Tenors ? Theres a third off.....

I'll get me coat...

[Youth in Asia]

Godot, on Sep 6 2007, 10:03 PM, said:

Youth in Asia, on Sep 6 2007, 10:30 PM, said:

Pavarotti, Angelotti, Francesco Totti, Tony Cottee, Merlene Ottey



must be a limerick in there somewhere

Pavarotti was baring his botty
For a piece of Italian totty
She asked him to sing
from the depths of his ring
He said: "You must think I am dotty."

Luciano Pavarotti
Tony Cottee on a potty
Eros fukcing Ramazotti
'Ender Dotty, Lost the plotty
Merlene Ottey, hot to trotty
Take that totty up the botty
Next on DL, please not Motty

[Madame Defarge]

Once, in a fit, Pavarotti
Screamed 'Waiter, this biscuit's all spotty!!'
The waiter said 'Sir,
That's not spots that is fur,
For you're holding a mouse, not biscotti.'

There once was a tenor named Lou
Who sat in a bucket of glue.
When he finally broke free
He hit a high C
And I'd do the same, wouldn't you?

Coat on.



Edited 9/16/07 by the limerick police.

[Toast]

Pavarotti arrives at the Pearly Gates and hands a note to St Peter.

It's from the Pope.

"Here's that tenor I owe you."

[Paul Bearer]

The undertakers offered to use custom built fiat uno as a hearse
but pavs family insisted it had to be a NISSAN DORMA

[Youth in Asia]

Madame Defarge, on Sep 8 2007, 06:35 AM, said:

Once, in a fit, Pavarotti
Screamed 'Waiter, this biscuit's all spotty!!'
The waiter said 'Sir,
That's not spots that is fur,
For you're holding a mouse, not biscotti.'

There once was a tenor named Lou
Who sat in a bucket of glue.
When he finally broke free
He in cursed in high C
And I'd do the same, wouldn't you?

Coat on.

There once was a corpulent tenor
Who tucked in to his favourite Penne
For breakfast and tea
He scoffed pasta with glee
'Til he went off to join Ayrton Senna

***

Luciano loved singing in church
With his father he loved very murch
Wouldn't sing for Diana
Not even with a pianner
But Bocelli didn't leave him in the lurch

***

There once was a singer from Italy
With a big tum, and eye for a filly
He dumped his first wife
For an easier life
But his second could not find his willy

***

Luciano, Jose and Placido,
Were sipping wine in a gazebo
"I bet that tosser Bono
turns up when I'm a gonner"
said the fat man with the big libido

***

There once was a man, Pavarotti,
Who thought he could shag Merlene Ottey
The dirty old singer
Slipped her a finger
But was beaten there by Ramazotti

***

Bono sat down in his pew
Thinking "Bocelli, I can sing better than you
I'm a caring young fella
And I'm mates with Mandela"
But only The Edge thinks it's true

***

There once was a man from Modena
Who gobbled up pasta for dinner.
While a good career choice
For his lungs and his voice,
It gave him a miniscule weaner

***

etc.

[dave]

word is they had to have an extra funeral for several of the coffin bearers who dropped dead of heart attacks.They really should have done some weight training to prepare for it...

[maryportfuncity]

Vast fortune in dispute, this'll be more entertaining than his final tour, and probably a lot longer lasting.

[Anubis the Jackal]

What is Luciano Pavarotti's wife getting for Christmas this year?




A much smaller Turkey.