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Camilla had no idea that Death was so close.

 

 

Bloody Hell, Baby Spice has let herself go , thought Camilla

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Camilla had no idea that Death was so close.

 

 

Bloody Hell, Baby Spice has let herself go , thought Camilla

 

Bloody Hell, they've done a good job on Joan Rivers apart from the face, mused Camilla.

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Trials of AstraZeneca's new ugly pill prove a startling success when tested on paid volunteers.

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"Zee results of my revolutionary new face transplantation impreuve wiz each try!" the delighted French surgeon explained.

 

regards,

Hein

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Camilla had no idea that Death was so close.

 

 

Bloody Hell, Baby Spice has let herself go , thought Camilla

 

<_<:lol::lol:

 

Excellent!

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Clarence House attempts to make Camilla look good by putting her beside a butt ugly model.

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You know what they say: Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone.

 

regards,

Hein

 

some people should be skinned.

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"You'll do..."

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When the Grim Reaper takes a holiday, guess who takes his place.......

 

 

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I like to scare children. And give them my wonderful cookies that I work on for hours. I make sure they eat them up and afterwards drink my very very special lemonade that I make just for them. :unsure:

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In other news, the Duchess of Cornwall was rushed to hospital after a shooting accident on the Balmoral Estate...

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Her Majesty struggled to contain her composure after hearing the tragic news about Diana.

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Not bad Bou - 2 spouses in 2 minutes. :unsure:

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In other news, the Duchess of Cornwall was rushed to hospital after a shooting accident on the Balmoral Estate...

 

^ I could easily see this line being read out on an episode of "Have I Got News For You".

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In other news, the Duchess of Cornwall was rushed to hospital after a shooting accident on the Balmoral Estate...

 

^ I could easily see this line being read out on an episode of "Have I Got News For You".

 

Yes, I believe they are still looking for a replacement for Angus. :unsure:

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Don't touch the things. This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.

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Costumer - I'll have this pack of gum. Here is a dollar for it.

 

Old Woman - Well sir, i'm sorry but the gum is 1.09

 

"Smiles"

 

Have a nice day

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Don't touch the things. This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.

 

Perhaps we should start a campaign to have the town of Windsor twinned with Royston Vasey. :unsure:

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Don't touch the things. This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.

 

Perhaps we should start a campaign to have the town of Windsor twinned with Royston Vasey. :unsure:

 

And a meeting between between HRH and Tubbs. It would be good to see one of those: has anyone noticed the resemblance between...? captions with side by side pictures of Tubbs (above) and the Queen.

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Like this......

 

Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance between Tubbs in Royston Vasey and the Queen?

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Tubbs.

 

 

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The Queen.

 

 

Thats my best effort...

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Tubbs.

 

 

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The Queen.

 

 

Thats my best effort...

 

 

On this evidence, Tubbs has proved more successful than the Queen at tracking down an NHS dentist, although even she could benefit from some attention to her crowns....

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"I've spent 80 years smiling in public even when I've been bored to death, and now my face has frozen that way."

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