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I know it is only the end of October but I'm impatient.


Here is my list of suggestions who have never before appeared on the list.


Yanks:
Jimmy Carter
Glen Campbell
Val Kilmer?
Burt Reynolds?

Dr Who Types:
William Russell
Maybe Janet Fielding (what is the status of her cancer these days?) or Bernard Cribbins

Classic-Era Actress:
Lupita Tovar

Token Australian:
Jeanne Little - almost an absolute certainty to die but is she famous enough for an Anglo-centric list?
Frank Lowy

Paul Cox
Bob Hawke
Bishop Geoffrey Robinson
Malcolm Young
Outside chances/less obitable in the UK: Lou Richards/Margaret Fulton/Bert Newton/Lady Flo Bjelke-Petersen/Judith Durham

Token French Person:
Renee Simonot
Danielle Darrieux
Pierre Boulez
Julie Greco
Jean d'Ormesson
Liliane Bettencourt
Paul Bocuse - we've not yet had a chef on the list!!!

Krauts:
Pope Benedict XVI
Sonja Ziemann
Margot "The Purple Witch" Honecker

Foreign Language Cinema Directors:
Wolfgang Suschitzky
Franco Zeffirelli

Academics:
Maybe Noam Chomsky or Fredric Jameson

Communist Leaders:
Mikhail Gorbachev
Rezső Nyers
Miloš Jakeš

Hans Modrow

The New Dunn:
Gudrun Ure

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Oh come on...? Bit early isn't it?

I vote a mod closes this and we wait until, I dunno... mid November.. :huh:

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Oh come on...? Bit early isn't it?

I vote a mod closes this and we wait until, I dunno... mid November.. :huh:

Nah, start building the hype early.

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I already have my shadowlist prepared but I am going to wait until Dec to discuss.

 

Some good names in the DJL but some obscure ones as well

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Suggestions for possible 1st timers

 

Americanos

Sumner Redstone-Like Kirk Kerkorian last year maybe not a big enough name but relatives are already vulturing for his money in court and a guranteed qualifying orbit if he croaks

 

Beverly Clearly-Turns 100 next year. Her Ramona Quimby books were read by American schoolkids for decades

 

Holly Woodlawn&Jimmy Carter- Have Brain Cancer and if still alive on Jan 1 are dead certain not to survive the year

 

Film Directors

(No Directors have made the list since Michael Winner a few years ago)

 

Jonas Mekas-b. 1922- Godfather of Avant Garde Cinema in Usa looks likes death already in recent photos

 

Jacques Rivette-b. 1928-One of the last living Directors of the French New Wave has not been seen public in the last few years

 

Lewis Gilbert-b 1920 -The Spy Who Loved Me Director looked pretty frail in a clip of him being interviewed on youtube in 2013

 

Musicians/Composers

(An underrepresented group on the deathlist)

 

Ennio Morricone-b 1928

Greatest living film composer had to cancel tour dates in 2014 for health reasons

 

Toots Thielemans-b 1922

Jazz Icon who cancelled concert dates in 2014 for health reasons and looks frail in recent photos

Also would meet quota for a token Belgian spot

 

Pierre Henry-b 1927

Pioneer of Electronic Music/Obese

 

Jerry Lee Lewis-b 1935/

50s Icons of Rock N Roll

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/2014/article/the-killer-at-peace-jerry-lee-lewis-golden-years-20141104/173611/medium_rect/1415117540/720x405-McClister_JerryLeeLewis_1618.jpg

Lewis looks sorta like Johnny Cash did his last few years

 

 

Non UK/USA Females

(Since women seem to be outnumbered most years by a 4-1 or 5-1 ratio)

 

Liliane Bettencourt-b 1922

Worlds Richest Woman

Suffers from Dementia and Alzheimers

 

Setsuko Hara-b 1920

Icon of Japanese and World Cinema

 

Danielle Darrieux-b 1917

Icon of French Cinema

 

Monica Vitti-1931

Has had Alzheimers since 2000

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Great choices overall. One small correction is that Jerry Lee Lewis has been on the list before. I think backing early rock and rollers up to and including the British Invasion, will be a fairly safe choice over the next few years as their lifestyles catch up with them.

 

Some other comments:

 

"Sumner Redstone-Like Kirk Kerkorian last year maybe not a big enough name" - I think he is well-known enough for the list. I am certainly well aware of him.

 

"Jacques Rivette-b. 1928-One of the last living Directors of the French New Wave" - great choice! Who else is still around besides Godard?

 

"Monica Vitti-1931" - I keep thinking Vitti had died from her Alzheimer's because I keep mixing her up with Annie Girardot.

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It's not too early. If we start planning 2 months ahead of time, we can come up with a great list.

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I think the gender gap needs to be closed somewhat, there need to be more women on the list (especially since the mortality rate for women is just as high as for men - 100%). And I believe that an appropriate criterion for "Death List eligibility" should be a BBC obit in most cases.

 

But putting those two together is hard. Eva Marie Saint is an obvious possibility. Joni Mitchell, probably not, if the reports about her recovery are correct. Maybe Imelda Marcos, or Gina Lollobrigida. Outside chances for Vanessa Redgrave or Honor Blackman.

 

I like how this year saw a certain decline in the names that were solely on the list because of their age - for one, we can replace them with other names prominent and old enough, especially Hugh Hefner. Maybe also Sir Neville Marriner,

 

Obligatory random names to increase diversity: Sir Jeremy Morse, Judith Kerr, Boutros-Boutros Ghali, Jihadi John, Lord Carrington, Albert Uderzo

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I was thinking about this the other day (more in a "I wonder if the committee is already picking names and making a shortlist"-way)

 

I am surprised no one mentioned Johan Cruijff here yet. why is that? Is he not Deathlist-material or is he not sick enough?

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I am surprised no one mentioned Johan Cruijff here yet. why is that? Is he not Deathlist-material or is he not sick enough?

 

For me, he's such an obvious candidate that it doesn't even need to be mentioned, like Howard Marks or Jimmy Carter.

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Not much on him healthwise besides "he old" but I'd like to see John Glenn on, if only because I don't think DL has ever had an astronaut before and there aren't many of those left (Aldrin being another) who "feel" like they could be on the front page.

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I would suggest Lupita Tovar, Rhonda Fleming and Eva Marie Saint.

We should be trying to catch as many of the actors/actresses from the Hollywood Golden Era as there are not an awful lot left.

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Ok here is my full judgements for what they are worth:

 

Keep on the List:

1)Herman Wouk

2)João Havelange

3)Olivia de Havilland

4)Kirk Douglas

5)Zsa Zsa Gabor

6)Vera Lynn

7)Billy Graham

8)Helmut Schmidt

9)Al Molinaro

10)Cliff Michelmore

11)Peter Sallis

12)Prince Philip

13)Nancy Reagan

14)Jake LaMotta

15)Liz Smith

16)Denis Norden

17)Henry Kissenger

18)Leslie Philips

19)George Bush Senior

20)Fidel Castro

21)Bhumibol Adulyadej

22)Helmut Kohl

23)Valerie Harper

24)Clive James

25)Joost van der Westhuizen

 

Bring Back:

1)Peter Carrington

2)Abe Vigoda

3)Pierre Cardin

4)Stan Lee

5)Jerry Lewis

6)Fats Domino

7)Desmond Tutu

8)Stephen Hawking

9)Muhammad Ali

 

New entries/

1)Clare Hollingworth

2)Douglas Slocombe

3)David Rockefeller

4)Lady Mary Wilson

5)Jacque Fresco

6)I.M Pei

7)Diana Serra Carey

8)Sheila Mercier

9)Carol Channing

10)Boutros Boutros Ghali

11)Sumner Redstone

12)Jimmy Carter

13)Warren Mitchell

14)Greville Janner

15)Jimmy Hill

16)Howard Marks

 

Yes I am aware I am contradicting myself from previous posts here but I promise not to speculate further for the rest of the year.Just goes to show how difficult the decisions are when it comes down to it.Unless something massive changes such as a "national treasure" is diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer or something.

 

Below: Three substitutes who I think will probably not even make it to the starting line

1)Ian Brady

2)Huston Smith

3)Holly Woodlawn

4)Rene Angelil

5)Martin Crowe

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Not much on him healthwise besides "he old" but I'd like to see John Glenn on, if only because I don't think DL has ever had an astronaut before and there aren't many of those left

(Aldrin being another) who "feel" like they could be on the front page.

 

He had a minor heart op last year. Reading news in autograph hunting circles, he was replying to fanmail in January, but by April this year he was "unable to accept autograph requests any longer". This chimes with rumours a while ago on Twitter he was in poor health, and the Daily Mails report from May that Glenn had suffered a minor stroke.

 

I wouldn't exactly jump him ahead of the queue, though. [That said, there's smoke enough that he'd warrant a spot more than, say, Charles Aznavour.]

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Here are my suggestions for DeathList 2016:

 

Add:

Jimmy Carter

Howard Marks

Yasuhiro Nakasone

Glen Campbell

Mary Tyler Moore

Hugh Hefner

Rene Angelil

Carol Channing

John Wetton

Lord Peter Carrington

John Glenn

 

Keep:

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Martin Crowe

Joao Havelange

Valerie Harper

Clive James

Javier Perez de Cuellar

Bhumibol Adulyadej

Fidel Castro

Nancy Reagan

George H. W. Bush

Prince Philip

Vera Lynn

Kirk Douglas

Al Molinaro

 

Remove:

Ken Kercheval

Jake "The Snake" Roberts

Eddie Large

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Outside chances/less obitable in the UK: Lou Richards/Margaret Fulton/Bert Newton/Lady Flo Bjelke-Petersen/Judith Durham

 

 

Judith Durham will get a UK obit, no question about that at all.

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Yes she's more of an outside chance now though as she seems to have bounced back a bit. I guess she's our Aussie equivalent to Joni Mitchell at this stage - old folkies dancing on the edge of the grave.

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Pointless thread. We already have an Ideas and possibilities thread which we study very carefully and completely ignore. ;-)

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Just take a look at my signature, for possibilities for next year. ;):P

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Anyone thinking of a punt on John Noakes for 2016?

 

Can't quite make up my mind about him but he is definitely one of ours sooner or later.

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Thirteen people who I hope not to see on next years list

 

  1. Eddie Large
  2. Jake Roberts
  3. Hosni Mubarek
  4. Henry Kissinger
  5. Doris Day
  6. Harper Lee
  7. Ken Kercheval
  8. Fidel Castro
  9. Bob Dole
  10. Jake Lamotta
  11. Liz Smith
  12. Chuck Berry
  13. Javier Perez du Cuellar

Now they will probably all die to prove me wrong.

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Thirteen people who I hope not to see on next years list

 

  1. Eddie Large
  2. Jake Roberts
  3. Hosni Mubarek
  4. Henry Kissinger
  5. Doris Day
  6. Harper Lee
  7. Ken Kercheval
  8. Fidel Castro
  9. Bob Dole
  10. Jake Lamotta
  11. Liz Smith
  12. Chuck Berry
  13. Javier Perez du Cuellar

Now they will probably all die to prove me wrong.

 

Whilst I agree with a few of those outright, Lamotta has been on every single Deathlist since 2004 and Castro has raked up 4 straight appearances and 12 in total so I only see one way in which both will leave the list. They seem to keep the long timers on now, after missing out on Patrick Moore. I could see Eddie Large and Ken Kercheval appearing in the great list of "one time only" Deathlist candidates, like Peter Tork.

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Thirteen people who I hope not to see on next years list

 

  • Eddie Large
  • Jake Roberts
  • Hosni Mubarek
  • Henry Kissinger
  • Doris Day
  • Harper Lee
  • Ken Kercheval
  • Fidel Castro
  • Bob Dole
  • Jake Lamotta
  • Liz Smith
  • Chuck Berry
  • Javier Perez du Cuellar
Now they will probably all die to prove me wrong.
On the basis that we already have an ideas and possibilities for 2016 thread I think this thread should be renamed Who Should NOT be on the 2016 deathlist, focussing on lists like the above of people that shouldn't get included "just because"........

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This list is from the Department of Redundancy Department

SC

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