The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Toast 14,793]

2 minutes ago, DevonDeathTrip said:

 

meanwhile the nuns and priests who make up my main squad all look like they'll be in contention for a spot in my 2018 team.  Damned hard to kill off, these religious types.

 

God doesn't want 'em.

[maryportfuncity 9,984]

1 hour ago, Toast said:

 

God doesn't want 'em.

Aye, he's sure as shit in no hurry to acquaint himself with Billy Graham!

[msc 17,710]

Tbh, Rev Billy G always reminds me of Phyllis DIller's line about him: "He made me what I am today - alcoholic".

[Rotten Ali 599]

Right DDT. Your points for Bruce Langhorne - not that I've ever heard of him, but that's not stopped you bagging 50 points for your second sub hit - Very well done.

 

11th leader board is...

 

1st - 229.1 points - RadGuy

2nd - 196.1 points - Maryport

3rd - 173.8 points - msc

4th - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo

5th - 130.8 points - Drol

6th - 130.5 points - Toast

7th - 110.2 points - Pedro67

8th - 95.2 points - gcreptile

9th - 88.2 points - Rotten Ali

10th - 82.2 points - Book 

11th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends

12th - 75.2 points - DDT

13th - 73.6 points - Properina

14th - 65 points - Morbid Kid

15th - 51.8 points - Bibliogryphon

16th - 51.4 points - JoeyRuss

17th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow

18th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades

19th - 50.2 points - LFN

20th - 28.2 points - Deathers

21st - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura

22nd - 1.2 points - Young Willz

23rd - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man

=24th - 0.2 points - Tick Tock

=24th - 0.2 points - Uschi

26th - minus 0.8 points - time 

[Joey Russ 7,118]

Got a hit with Robert M Pirsig. Now I need everyone else to die in order for me to win...

[time 7,936]

Pleases can I have some Mbah Gotho points so I can feel positive again?

[YoungWillz 18,941]

Ian Brady is my first hit on this pool for 2017.

[Pedro67 227]

Double happy. Scum Brady dead, and top of my remaining list. That'll do nicely.

[Rotten Ali 599]

TICK TOCK about TIME for an update.  4 hits of note.  Robert M. Pirisig died some TIME ago now.  25 Points for Joey Russ, plus 10 more for a unique bonus. Then it was Mbah Gotho calling TIME.  Including unique bonus points 49 points are given out.  Bibliogryphon weaselled out a few points for Geoffrey Bayldon.  50 basics plus 20 bonus for uniqueness, however the show must have contained a bit of Morris Dancing so watch out for more.

Three players gain points from the death of a very nasty piece of work. Not before TIME.  Pedro67 makes a killing - 45 points.  Young Willz buries 30.2 points and Tick Tock digs up 15.1 points.

 

12th leader board is...

 

1st - 229.1 points - RadGuy

2nd - 196.1 points - Maryport

3rd - 173.8 points - msc

4th - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo

5th - 157.2 points - Pedro67

6th - 130.8 points - Drol

7th - 130.5 points - Toast

8th - 121.8 points - Bibliogryphon

9th - 95.2 points - gcreptile

10th - 88.2points - Rotten Ali

11th - 86.4 points - Joey Russ

12th - 82.2 points - Book 

13th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends

14th - 75.2 points - DDT

15th - 73.6 points - Properina

16th - 65 points - Morbid Kid

17th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow

18th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades

19th - 50.2 points - LFN

20th - 48.2 points - time

21st - 33.4 points - Young Willz

22nd - 28.2 points - Deathers

23rd - 17.3 points - Tick Tock

24th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura

25th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man

26th - 0.2 points - Uschi

[YoungWillz 18,941]

Children slaying not a crime against humanity?

 

Anyway, happy to see you RA and cool got some real points on the board!

[Rotten Ali 599]

Frankly I did wonder about it.  Such a nasty piece of sh!t, glad he rotted in jail for 53 years.  He wanted to die and he was force fed to keep him alive so he could reflect on his crimes for longer.  Worthy of a bad person award, just to make a point.  Thus the three of you get two extra points. 

[Joey Russ 7,118]

On 4/16/2017 at 15:53, DevonDeathTrip said:

Hi RA, I need points for Bruce Langhorne please.

 

That's both my subs gone, meanwhile the nuns and priests who make up my main squad all look like they'll be in contention for a spot in my 2018 team.  Damned hard to kill off, these religious types.

Father Gregg Allman won't be in contention anymore...

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Ive just realised that Ive got a hit with John Noakes.

I would rather not have TBH. : (

[Toast 14,793]

Surely he must have had a go at Morris dancing at some point? 

[YoungWillz 18,941]

John Noakes did do panto though, he was in Mother Goose in 1960 according to this bio. http://www.presentersagency.com/clients/maleclients/johnnoakes.php

[msc 17,710]

17 minutes ago, Toast said:

Surely he must have had a go at Morris dancing at some point? 

 

A pdf of a magazine which references Noakes's morris dancing days. So, yes.

[msc 17,710]

Hey, it's exactly how I expected to spend my bank holiday. Stoned to high heavens on anti-migraine pills, and looking up morris dancing online.

[Rotten Ali 599]

Gregg Allman gets DDT 40 basic points and 16 unique points.  

John Noakes finally gets 6 foot down Prosperina lands 15.1 points and LFN brings in 15 points dead, however bonus points add 18 more to each.  

 

13th leader board is...

 

1st - 229.1 points - RadGuy

2nd - 196.1 points - Maryport

3rd - 173.8 points - msc

4th - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo

5th - 157.2 points - Pedro67

6th - 131.2 points - DDT

7th - 130.8 points - Drol

8th - 130.5 points - Toast

9th - 121.8 points - Bibliogryphon

10th - 106.7 points - Properina 

11th - 95.2 points - gcreptile

12th  - 88.2points - Rotten Ali

13th - 86.4 points - Joey Russ

14th - 83.6 points - LFN

15th - 82.2 points - Book 

16th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends

17th - 65 points - Morbid Kid

18th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow

19th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades

20th - 48.2 points - time

21st - 33.4 points - Young Willz

22nd - 28.2 points - Deathers

23rd - 17.3 points - Tick Tock

24th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura

25th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man

26th - 0.2 points - Uschi

[gcreptile 10,211]

Damnit, I just realised that the total non-obitability of Ben Suisala kills my chances in another deadpool. The chain of Suisala-Nevin-King Michael was well chosen, I thought. 

[Rotten Ali 599]

Well, would you believe that Gromit?.

I think I'm wearing the wrong trousers!

 

Drol gets his 2nd sub hit and takes 50 crackers.

Bibliogryphon caches 45.1 mad rabbits and Tick Tock hordes 15 bottles of the Last of the Summer Wine.

 

14th leader board is...

 

1st - 229.1 points - RadGuy

2nd - 196.1 points - Maryport

3rd - 180.8 points - Drol 

4th - 173.8 points - msc

5th - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo

6th - 166.9 points - Bibliogryphon 

7th - 157.2 points - Pedro67

8th - 131.2 points - DDT

9th - 130.5 points - Toast

10th - 106.7 points - Properina 

11th - 95.2 points - gcreptile

12th  - 88.2points - Rotten Ali

13th - 86.4 points - Joey Russ

14th - 83.6 points - LFN

15th - 82.2 points - Book 

16th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends

17th - 65 points - Morbid Kid

18th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow

19th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades

20th - 48.2 points - time

21st - 33.4 points - Young Willz

22nd - 32.3 points - Tick Tock

23rd - 28.2 points - Deathers

24th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura

25th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man

26th - 0.2 points - Uschi

[maryportfuncity 9,984]

Ah shit, Drol's breathing down my neck.

 

Anyone seen Billy Graham out and about recently...

 

That'll be a no then!

[RadGuy 1,605]

I had Errol Christie.

[Pedro67 227]

Bit low down my list, but I'll have a bit of Christie too. 

[msc 17,710]

I had him, but only as a sub.

[Joey Russ 7,118]

8 minutes ago, Pedro67 said:

Bit low down my list, but I'll have a bit of Christie too. 

I don't think that'll go too well with his family...