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Thank you, Spade, you're gold.

Forgive me for asking for help for a charity I support. Kabul Small Animal Rescue is an animal shelter and veterinary clinic in Kabul. It's run by a heroic American woman called Charlotte Maxwell-Jones. The account in Our Story very much downplays the hell that Charlotte went through during and after the NATO withdrawal from Afghanistan. They are desperately overcrowded - as you can imagine, it's impossible to rehome many of their cats and dogs locally - and they have organised an airlift to the USA at the beginning of June to send 200 dogs and 100 cats to new homes or shelters in the USA. They are still a long way short of raising the funds for this. All Paws Airlift Please, if you can spare anything, even if it's only the price of a cup of coffee - it all adds up. Donate here And share to anywhere and anyone you know that might prompt a few donations. Charlotte is very active on social media and regularly posts updates on animals and new arrivals.

One of the beef options had a Nectar discount, otherwise no. Spread? well, you could buy a jar of spread or a pack of butter but it's going to do for several meals. You wouldn't need any if you made a toasted cheese sandwich.

Final series of Inside No. 9 starts tonight. It's series 9, of course.

Sainsburys. Sliced deli beef, £2 - £3 Sandwich loaf, £1.40 400g mature cheddar cheese, £3 (other cheeses are available) And you'll get more than one meal out of that lot.

More likely excitement becasue they've got him a few deadpools.

He's just deliberately contrary. Been the same in every game.

in the Happy Birthday thread.

Yes, unfortunately for her that's what drew many people's attention to her. She's certainly no catch for Labour.

Wed 8 May 37 Creedence Clearwater Revival - Up Around The Bend 32 Edwin Starr - War 28 Don Fardon - Indian Reservation -1 27 Ashton, Gardner and Dyke - Resurrection Shuffle 26 Three Dog Night - Mama Told Me (Not To Come) +4 26 Lynn Anderson - Rose Garden 26 Bobby Bloom - Montego Bay 26 Andy Williams - Can’t Help Falling In Love 25 Neil Diamond - Cracklin’ Rosie 24 The Supremes - Stoned Love 18 The Four Tops - A Simple Game 18 Bobbie Gentry & Glen Campbell - All I Have To Do Is Dream 15 The Elgins - Heaven Must Have Sent You 14 Chairmen of the Board - Give Me Just A Little More Time 00 Marmalade - Reflections Of My Life  -5

Wed 8 May 54 Lady Gaga & Beyoncé — Telephone 30 Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — We Found Love 30 Owl City — Fireflies 28 Adele — Someone Like You 26 Professor Green ft. Emeli Sande — Read All About It 25 Cee Lo Green — Forget You 25 Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg — California Gurls 24 Scouting For Girls — This Ain't A Love Song +4 24 Jessie J ft. B.O.B — Price Tag 24 Kesha — We R Who We R 22 One Direction — What Makes You Beautiful 22 David Guetta ft. Chris Willis — Gettin' Over You 22 Yolanda Be Cool Vs D Cup — We No Speak Americano 22 Taio Cruz — Dynamite 22 Olly Murs ft. Rizzle Kicks — Heart Skips A Beat 22 Tinie Tempah — Pass Out 22 The Black Eyed Peas — The Time (Dirty Bit) 22 Bruno Mars — Just The Way You Are 22 Tinie Tempah — Written In The Stars 21 LMFAO ft. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock — Party Rock Anthem 21 Rihanna — Only Girl (In The World) 21 B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars — Nothin' On You 21 Iyaz — Replay 21 Bruno Mars — Grenade 21 Roll Deep — Green Light 21 Example — Changed The Way You Kiss Me 21 DJ Fresh ft. Sian Evans — Louder 21 The Wanted — Glad You Came 20 Usher ft. Will.I.Am — OMG 20 Diana Vickers — Once 20 Roll Deep — Good Times 20 Little Mix — Cannonball 20 B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams — Airplanes 20 The Wanted — All Time Low 20 Flo Rida ft. David Guetta — Club Can't Handle Me 20 Alexandra Burke ft. Laza Morgan — Start Without You 20 Cheryl Cole — Promise This 20 JLS — Love You More 20 Rihanna ft. Drake — What's My Name 20 Nicole Scherzinger — Don't Hold Your Breath 20 Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer — Give Me Everything 20 Jason Derulo — Don't Wanna Go Home 20 JLS ft. Dev — She Makes Me Wanna 20 Nero — Promises 20 Wretch 32 ft. Josh Kumra — Don't Go 20 Example — Stay Awake 20 Pixie Lott — All About Tonight 20 Olly Murs — Dance With Me Tonight 18 Dizzee Rascal & James Corden — Shout 17 Olly Murs — Please Don't Let Me Go 17 Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull — On The Floor 16 Jason Derulo — In My Head 16 Dizzee Rascal — Dirtee Disco 14 Sak Noel — Loca People 14 Bruno Mars — The Lazy Song 14 Matt Cardle — When We Collide -6 13 Ne-Yo — Beautiful Monster

This isn't going down well either. “I have an ambivalent relationship with like the Union Jack and what that represents to people because it can feel divisive, it can feel nationalist.” Of course it's nationalist, it's a fucking national flag! Isn't representing your country nationalist? What a hypocrite.

No, but it's better than everything else I've listened to so far.

I haven't listened to them all but haven't found anything so far that appeals to me, so best give Lady Gaga the points for Telephone.