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Swedish man broke the speed limit for shopping trolleys in Australia. Dies colliding it with a car doing 80 km/h.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11985378/Swedish-man-killed-during-50mph-shopping-trolley-ride-in-Australia.html

 

Winner!

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It seemed such a good idea at the time.

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Swedish man broke the speed limit for shopping trolleys in Australia. Dies colliding it with a car doing 80 km/h.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11985378/Swedish-man-killed-during-50mph-shopping-trolley-ride-in-Australia.htmlWinner!

:DIt seemed such a good idea at the time.
Guess this was the situation before impact...

 

Swedish bloke #1:"BRAKES!!!"

Swedish bloke #2:"STEERING"!!!!!

 

Trolley didn't give a fuck.

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Lol, the comments :D

 

" If he is old enough to handle a gun and a car, he's old enough for a wood chipper.."

 

 

And the other story on the sidebar...

 

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/91-year-old-woman-suffocates-sex-game-neighbor-article-1.2457586

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Teen loses fight with wood chipper.

Get sucked in doing a karate kick with a branch.

(Anyone fancy watching Fargo tonight?)

Oh it was the first day on his new job that is rich. I'm sitting here in tears laughing trying to tell other people and of course I'M the crazy one.'

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Man kills his mother because "he was despondent over bedbugs in the apartment and nothing he used could get rid of them. He said he was also convinced her landlord wouldn’t be renewing her lease and she had several things he would have to help her move."

 

He first attempted to smother her with a pillow, strangling her with his hands, suffocating her with a plastic bag. And when that didn't work he beat her to death with......a sculpture of himself.

 

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/12/21/woman-89-identified-as-victim-in-mpls-homicide/

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I'm curious as to how big this condom machine would have been to make it profitable enough that even if they were successful in blowing the machine open (and all surviving), how much money would have been in there in the first place.

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Carnival Cruise elevator going down to poop deck and turning it into a goop deck. Electrician got the shaft on this one.

 

Great photo/video to end 2015 with.

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A California man has died while wingsuit-flying among remote cliffs on the Arizona-Utah border, authorities said.

 

The Coconino County Sheriff’s Office said Wednesday that it is devising a plan to recover the body of Mathew Kenney, 29, of Santa Cruz. It is trapped in a crevice about 600 feet below where he jumped Tuesday in the Paria Canyon-Vermilion Cliffs Wilderness — a rugged, desolate landscape that is hard to navigate, sheriff’s Lt. Bret Axlund said.

 

Kenney hit a wall after jumping with a wingsuit, but investigators said they’re not sure exactly how it happened. Once they reach his body, they will examine his equipment, Axlund said.

 

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/national/california-wingsuit-flier-dies-after-jump-from-arizona-cliff/2016/01/13/0a47daba-ba54-11e5-85cd-5ad59bc19432_story.html

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