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Bruno, How could you do this to me? You know I can't eat oatmeal without my picture of Prince ChaRles in front of me. What have you done with it, have you no humanity?

 

Mr.Blair has anxiety along with schizophrenia. With also a life of stress - He just finds out a check has bounced... :D

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"who put the bug in my tea!"

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"who put the bug in my tea!"

 

What happened to George W ,he was here a second a go?

Big cheeks,but thats what I like.

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The Primeminister suddenly realises that he's not up to date with his tetanus jabs, just as lockjaw takes hold.

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"If our reasons for invasion prove to be unfounded I'll eat Saddam's Hat of Mass Destruction."

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...the real horror set in as Tony noticed the hairs growing in the palms of his hands...

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Mmmmmatt - Dddddddamon!

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'Ooh, if I could just get my hands on that Boudicca for starting this...I'd...I'd....'

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Okay, next one...

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Tony Blair wondering if it's half full or half empty.

(...Two more pulls and it'll be empty.)

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Everyone gave this drunk a wide berth as soon as he started one of his 'hic, I used to own several houses & run the country, you know...' anecdotes.

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"Honestly, I ......am .......listening." Says the PM as he sips a glass of Dubya's-own-made. :huh:

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Tony wasn't yet able to turn his water into wine, but he drank it all the same.

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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Prescott walks into mine.

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"what's that in my ear? it is a communication device given to me by the aliens. plays mp3's, too."

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The suspect of the mugging was later spotted by a security camera in a West-End club.

 

regards,

Hein

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(We should get some good mileage from this one.)

 

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TB: How long....should...we.....shake hands....for?

 

GB: Jusht keep on holding, my friend, keep the gournalisms happy.

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On his first visit to the US, Tony Blair is asked why he didn't bring along his long time partner, Camilla Parker-Bowls.

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George Bush was prepared to let Tony into the White House, once he'd been housebroken.

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Bush - "In his deep thoughts" Is he grabbing my hand?

 

Bush - I have to keep a straight face here.

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George said his farewells from Chez Blair, whilst Tony reflected whether or not Cherie had gone overboard in her choice of new curtains.

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Condi estimates Dubya's brain size.

 

Come on, be honest, how tempted were you to substitiute brain for dick?

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Apparentely, Condi's date with Justin Timberlake did not go so well...

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