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Come on Lardy, you can't fool us. It was you, wasn't it? Living as I do some seven miles from the nearest kebab shop, I can see the convenience of having one's own supply. :burnash:

 

 

I wish it was me! I wouldn't have to leave the house for the next, ooo, two weeks at least! Sadly it wasn't me though - unbelievably I'm on a health kick at the moment, in an effort to shift a few pounds (17 pounds gone so far, fat-fact fans!), so whilst I am still a regular at the kebab shop, I have had to forfeit lovely lamb doners for the healthier griddled chicken - still covered in garlic mayo mind!

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Watch eagles hatching live on nestcam

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Watch that infamous banned episode of The Chuckle Brothers.

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Fancy flying to mars? ........................I'm going.

Me too, but I have a concern. Suppose Martians use the list to come knocking on doors when they invade? Even more worrying, they could steal our identities, like those aliens did on Invasion of the Body Snatchers without the need to invade. I'm not going to sleep tonight.

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Fancy flying to mars? ........................I'm going.

Me too, but I have a concern. Suppose Martians use the list to come knocking on doors when they invade? Even more worrying, they could steal our identities, like those aliens did on Invasion of the Body Snatchers without the need to invade. I'm not going to sleep tonight.

 

 

You now realise you will be getting spam emails from mars now..bleeding aliens asking if you want 12 million mars dollars/pounds/roubles/whatever if you send your name...........its written in the stars.......and your name is now on the CIA and FBI watchlist for subversive actions.

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Fancy flying to mars? ........................I'm going.

 

Painless way into space - thanks - going to be a easy ride me thinks.

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Blog....for the hereafter.

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Spend a relaxing time on a caribbean beach!

 

There are so many great videos of this mental runway that it was difficult to choose the best ones.

 

 

 

 

DWB :unsure:

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I knew time's confusing, apparently it's even worse.

 

Q: What's the time?

A: Can't say, it keeps on changing.

 

regards,

Hein

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Get the beers in but watch out you dont get caught.

What an arsehole copper. The bloke wasn't doing any harm.

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