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Rumours being denied

 

 

The Zimbabwe government on Thursday denied reports that veteran President Robert Mugabe, 91, had collapsed and died in Singapore after rumours spread rapidly about his alleged ill health.

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Doesn't look horrendous for a 92 year old African

 

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Doesn't look horrendous for a 92 year old African

 

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Listen, if you were 92 and she was sucking your knob YOU wouldn't look to horrendous either!!!!!

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Doesn't look horrendous for a 92 year old African

 

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Listen, if you were 92 and she was sucking your knob YOU wouldn't look to horrendous either!!!!!

 

 

The face he's pulling isn't dissimilar to the one I'd be pulling while she was sucking my knob...

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A bit ironic that his hour long speech about nurturing the young people of the country to become the leaders of the future should be in a part of the country where the young are dying at the highest rate due to starvation and lack of basic amenities, they had to bring a train load of schoolkids in from outside the are so that the cameras would have something to film.

 

They had $800,000 to spend on his birthday party but they are asking for $1.6 billion in aid due to the drought and the ruling party thinks there is nothing wrong with this.

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A bit ironic that his hour long speech about nurturing the young people of the country to become the leaders of the future should be in a part of the country where the young are dying at the highest rate due to starvation and lack of basic amenities, they had to bring a train load of schoolkids in from outside the are so that the cameras would have something to film.

 

They had $800,000 to spend on his birthday party but they are asking for $1.6 billion in aid due to the drought and the ruling party thinks there is nothing wrong with this.

Yeah but it looked like a fucking lovely cake, eh!!

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A bit ironic that his hour long speech about nurturing the young people of the country to become the leaders of the future should be in a part of the country where the young are dying at the highest rate due to starvation and lack of basic amenities, they had to bring a train load of schoolkids in from outside the are so that the cameras would have something to film.

 

They had $800,000 to spend on his birthday party but they are asking for $1.6 billion in aid due to the drought and the ruling party thinks there is nothing wrong with this.

Yeah but it looked like a fucking lovely cake, eh!!

 

 

 

Cost of the party $800,000

 

Value as satire - priceless!

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News is in: Mugabe a very bad pick for another 5 years or so. He is going to live to 100 and refuses to pick a successor until then.

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News is in: Mugabe a very bad pick for another 5 years or so. He is going to live to 100 and refuses to pick a successor until then.

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Well, either that or the missus will kill him, pass it off as a domestic accident, and take to throwing her own lavish birthday parties whilst the population starves.

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News is in: Mugabe a very bad pick for another 5 years or so. He is going to live to 100 and refuses to pick a successor until then.

SC

 

Is their a word that can sum up this level of hypocritically ironic naivety because I can't find it:

 

Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe says his successor must be chosen democratically and that his wife will not automatically inherit the role,

 

 

Also, I fully expect him to be gone by Christmas. Although he's probably not even 96.

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Probably posted before, but never mind

 

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