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18. Ian Paisley Unionist

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Posted 07 October 2004 - 10:27 AM

'Dr' Paisley is an animal. He is an appalling Christian and about as intellectual as a haemorrhoid!

#22 Stayin Alive

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Posted 07 October 2004 - 10:26 PM

Oh, bleedin' hell!

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Posted 08 October 2004 - 01:35 AM

:lol:






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Posted 08 October 2004 - 05:18 PM

After inciting loyalists to burn Catholic families out of their homes, the Rev. Paisley explained the problem to the press: His exact words were "Catholic homes caught fire because they were loaded with petrol bombs; Catholic churches were attacked and burned because they were arsenals and priests handed out sub-machine guns to parishioners; and the massive discrimination in employment and shortage of houses for Catholics were simply because they breed like "rabbits" and multiply like "vermin". :lol:



Need i say more?!?....the world will be a better place without this man..

what a complete and utter DICK! :P

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Posted 08 October 2004 - 09:26 PM

LOL. Great photo of the two comrades - you don't have one of Gerry Adams in a Rangers shirt by any chance? :lol:

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Posted 15 November 2004 - 02:11 PM

Saw Paisley on the Telly yesterday. That monster is not long for this world (hopefully).

There will certainly be a special corner of Hell reserved for him.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 02:32 PM

I agree. Paisley is an out-dated, out of touch piece of trash. It's a pity he didn't make the deathlist in the early 60s (that way Paisley junior wouldn't be around to perpetuate his dad's poison.

As for his own place in hell....I'm not sure Satan would be too happy with someone around who was even more evil.
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 03:57 PM

:angry: I can't believe what Ian Paisley did. The IRA was about to disarm, and then he says he wants pictures taken. The IRA say no. They say they don't want to be humiliated like that. Who needs pictures. A Catholic and a Prostistant priest are watching. Ian Paisley is the worlds biggest biggot and asshole. Peace was so close too.

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Posted 17 December 2004 - 04:00 PM

They'll have to get peace in spite of him, so maybe Deathlist's gain will play well in Ireland too circa 2005.

As they say in the emerald isle....go well.
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 05:26 PM

He made an appearance last week and he was very old and frail. It looks like he does not have too much time left. He certainly has my nomination for 2005.

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Posted 29 January 2005 - 01:57 PM

Any updates on Ian Paisley? He is my joker in my Derby Dead Pool team so, I have a keen interest in his health... (or absence thereof).

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Posted 29 January 2005 - 08:29 PM

http://www.theyworkf...005-01-11.195.2

Sounds like he has plans for the future...
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Posted 02 April 2005 - 12:38 PM

I think this scumbag is close to his end either this year or next. His family have admitted he is seriously ill but won't disclose the precise nature of the good news, he has recently retired from the European Parliament too.

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 09:04 AM

Now that his sworn enemy JPII has nicked off, the old ranter will have less to live for, having outlived him.
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here

Excuse me while I disappear

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 11:22 AM

Anubis the Jackal, on Apr 4 2005, 09:04 AM, said:

Now that his sworn enemy JPII has nicked off, the old ranter will have less to live for, having outlived him.
I agree. For the sake of religious and spiritual balance in Northern Ireland, Paisley* should be put to the torch as soon as humanly possible.

* Of course, I mean both Ian Paisley and his equally-bigoted son.
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 11:44 AM

John, on Apr 2 2005, 12:38 PM, said:

I think this scumbag is close to his end either this year or next. His family have admitted he is seriously ill but won't disclose the precise nature of the good news, he has recently retired from the European Parliament too.
Let's hope the vermin dies soon.

The Devil must be turning the flames up in anticipation of his arrival.

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 03:40 PM

Awk well Paisley seems to out live the Pope after all and with his dying wish to meet paisley in Northern Ireland Shattered. <_<

Well after reading the past three pages we realise who is bigoted and you can't even spell "Protestant" :ph34r:

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 04:09 PM

SOTS1542, on Apr 4 2005, 03:40 PM, said:

Well after reading the past three pages we realise who is bigoted and you can't even spell "Protestant" <_<
One of Tango Brigade eh? I mean, an Orange Man.

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 06:38 PM

One Man Jury, on Apr 4 2005, 06:09 PM, said:

SOTS1542, on Apr 4 2005, 03:40 PM, said:

Well after reading the past three pages we realise who is bigoted and you can't even spell "Protestant" <_<
One of Tango Brigade eh? I mean, an Orange Man.
Perhaps now would be an appropriate moment for Orangemen to sing one of their favourite songs:

"Oh no pope in Rome...."

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Posted 06 April 2005 - 07:34 PM

Just thought I'd mention he's 79 today.
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