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"Don't let them fool you, Mr President, size matters."

 

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Hein

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Don't believe the rumours about him getting shot I strangled Bin Laden to death with these very hands

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Big box, little box, tall box, small box

 

DO YOU LOVE YOUR HARDCORE ?????

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"Camilla once slept with a black man, and she said it was THIS big."

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Oh puleeeze, Barry! The hats at the royal wedding were at least twice the size of any hat ever worn at the Kentucky Derby and you know it.

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On safari I once bagged a buck with a member this big. That's it's head mounted on the wall behind me.

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This is one's invisible pet marrow, Tinky Winky. One simply delights in telling her a Grimm's fairy tale every evening and seeing the old girl's joyous reaction as she grows ever larger. Are you a gardener yourself, Mr Osama?

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"I'll bet we'll end up on the cover of Private Eye with this pose..."

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Lib Dem MEP reveals how he gets through those long sessions in the chamber.

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"I deny all knowledge", interpreter Jerzy Kowalsky translated before the court.

 

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Hein

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Boris Johnson? Hah!

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Boris Johnson? Hah!

This is the size of Boris's Johnston

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The Germans realise they've left al-Megrahi and Gibb out of their DDP teams

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Bayern Munich didn't realise that The Invisible Man was let loose on the losing finalist as well

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'If only Hitler had signed John Terry, we'd have bloody won then'

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Olic's inadvertent use of the Force caused considerable anguish among his teammates.

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As he strolled out for his first dip in the sea, Martin mused that the deserted beach and empty sea were in direct contrast to the vibrant and crowded images he had seen in the brochure.

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Olic refuses to take part in the team bonding dying fly exercise...

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Jim now regretted calling the firemen nancy-boys who liked playing with big hoses.

 

(The story, in case you missed it)

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Rosetta mission control have discovered that size does matter.

 

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Hein

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Mission Control were well chuffed with the comet landing

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Harry couldn't wait to tell his dad all about the Blues and Royals' new uniform.

 

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Hein

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"Dad, I'm surrounded by a bunch of ironic bastards. What should I do?"

 

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Harry couldn't wait to tell his dad all about the Blues and Royals' new uniform.

 

regards,

Hein

Hello, Taliban? Look, I know we had a spat going for a few years, but I might have a job for you.

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