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    how is Alan Whicker still alive?
  1. i suppose you could always ponder how the world will die before you finally pop your clogs
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    watching what he's done to that nation i hope any attempt on his life would involve locking him in irons and throwing cabbages, hot bovril and gravel at him first. Does this work like the Fantasy Football League? if so i want to sub the following. Princess Anne for Mollie Sugden Mrs T for Adam West Jack Nicholson for Conrad Bain - the possibly paedophillic Mr Drummond from Dif'rent Strokes.
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    I put him in the near miss forum. twice this year he looked like he was on the way out. Maybe the third scare will be the last Dictator of Zimbabwe. Looking frail and upsetting far too many of his own people. Perhaps up for assasination some time in 2006
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    ta very much
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    through research i have found the wrestler's name to be Big Show. God his parents must have hated him. Great intuition though.
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    Near Misses for 2005

    Although we're not quite at the end of 2005 yet, I was amazed George Best cheated the reaper not once but twice this year. You know what they say Georgie, third one's a charm
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    Damn fatigue, i meant Anne... anyways the best of the rest 38) Doug Ellis 39) Brian Dennehy 40) Sally Jessy Raphael 41) Fidel Castro 42) David Attenborough 43) Sir David Frost 44) Barbra Bush 45) Ibrahim Jaafari (recently elected pres. of Iraq) 46) Clint Eastwood 47) Helmut Kohl 48) Neil Armstrong 49) Jack Nicholson 50) Betty Boothroyd (would have been Mo Mowlem but she beat me to it, RIP Mo)
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    For the New Year's Honours i reckon to the following 1) Alan Whicker (although it seems he should hae died years ago) 2) Pat Robertson 3) That really big wrestling bloke 4) Bobby Robson 5) Ronald Mc Donald (killed off for healthier image) 6) Kenneth Clarke 7) Pope Benedict, Joseph Ratzinger 8) Jack Klugman 9) Celine Dion (fingers crossed) 10) Dick Cheney 11) Maggie Thatcher 12) Barry Neuman 13) Ronnie Corbett (once one goes the other only lingers on a few months) 14) Angela Rippon 15) Harold Pinter 16) Ariel Sharon 17) Slobodan Milosevic 18) Courtney Love 19) Bruce Forsyth 20) Jimmy Tarbuck 21) Hugo Chavez 22) Diego Maradona 23) George Best 24) Peter Tatchell 25) June Whitfield 26) Stephen Hawking 27) Darkus Howe 28) Burt Bacharach 29) Sean Connery 30) Roger Moore 31) Honour Blackman 32) Robert Mugabe 33) Princess Margret 34) Keith Richards 35) Dame Judie Dench 36) Patrick Moore 37) Tony Benn I'm too tired now. Will think of some more tomorrow (later)
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