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DWB - Will you reassure me you're not just angling for a great headline...?

 

"Camilla Parker Bowles a Strike!" is I'm sure what you have in mind :D

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Sadly, this link has already expired. So only you and Reaper are in on this at the moment.

 

Where does she park her bowles anyway?

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For Mr. Alive's reading pleasure I include below the latest link on the CPB cancer story.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_ob...-name_page.html

 

If it does become apparent that she has smoking related lung cancer, could the headline be:

 

"Camilla Parker Bowles a Lucky Strike"?

 

DWB :D

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Does anyone know just how sick the woman is? She could be a candidate for 2005!! * getting excited about next years list already, sorry* :ph34r::)

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At least it would solve the 'will she / won't she be queen' debate.

:ph34r:

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Did this story appear anywhere else other than the tabloids or is it a smokescreen?

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Guest "Aussie Joe"

Appararently, to celebrate the event, Royal Doulton are releasing a commemorative toilet bowl.

 

It will be know as the ....

 

..... Camilla Parker Bowl

 

:(

 

OZJ

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If Camilla Parker Bowles ... we could do with her down in South Africa right now.

 

Couldn't do any worse than Hoggy 'n' Harmy.

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Does Camilla Parker Bowels over the new Royal Daulton item?

 

On that pleasant note........

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Guest One Man Jury
Came upon this article concerning HRH's bit on the side:

 

http://www.itv.com/news/1236626.html

 

Aren't these things always officially denied regardless of whether they are true or not? Could be the start of something bigger (and I don't just mean the cancer).

 

DWB :(

I heard her for the first time on TV last night and I can assure you she can express herself orally. Well, we knew that's why Charlie dumped Diana anyway.

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Is it true that the Queen's wedding present to Camilla is a weekend in Paris, car and driver provided?

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Poor old Camilla must be cursing her luck recently - loads of crap going off about her wedding to Charles, then the Pope goes and scuppers the big day - what next? - a reappearance of the cancer scare thread?

 

DWB <_<

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Has anyone seen any evidence to support the belief that she wasn't quite such a Howling Dog as now when she was a few years younger?

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Has anyone seen any evidence to support the belief that she wasn't quite such a Howling Dog as now when she was a few years younger?

Camilla_01.jpg

No.

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Has anyone seen any evidence to support the belief that she wasn't quite such a Howling Dog as now when she was a few years younger?

Camilla_01.jpg

No.

LP7, what sort of websites are you perusing?

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I suppose I should clarify that I came across this picture as result of a Google search for 'Camilla Parker Bowles' and not one for 'bare bottom canings'. 'Witty' remarks duly anticipated.

 

Oh look! Too late. :referee:

Edited by lospalmas7

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Ah, now I understand why she was attracted to Charles, once of Gordonstoun I recall.

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Ah, now I understand why she was attracted to Charles, once of Gordonstoun I recall.

I've just realised that Charles may be trying to emulate Richard the third*.

 

If his impending marriage compromises his chances of becoming King, then truly he will have acheived the famous quote

 

"A horse, a horse, my Kingdom for a horse".

 

* for our American readers, Richard III may confuse and sound like a film sequel (remember the problems with "The Madness of King George III" out there?).

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Camilla is to have a Hysterectomy.

 

I suppose you can't take any chances, you never know what might happen...

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This thread should be renamed 'Camila, Duchess of Cornwall'.

Or 'Camilla, Princess of Wales'.

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