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My son comes out as Pants Humphrey.

 

Sounds like a blues singer who hadn't a clue.

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We had a TV newsreader who retired a couple of years ago by the name of Richard Long.

Why more mileage wasn't made of that I'll never know. :(

I, incidentally, am Seamus Bedlington. I sound like a stallion.

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I would be Gabby Forshaw (please, just call me Gobby!).

 

I do recall a film that a friend had on video many moons ago, whose leading lady was called Clit Westwood. It involved some young stud called Randy (really!) and a car with a sunroof.

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What a great idea - however , my porn name is the rather dull Delia Priest (some sort of heavy metal TV chef I suppose)

 

My daughter however is Pumpkin Palmer which would probably put her into a rather niche category of the adult industry if she wasn't 5 years old. Actually, I think it suits her better than her real name...

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Mine, unfortunately, is Fred Burgess, sounds more like window cleaner. My husband is the more appropriate Frisky Blair (although if we were using current pets he would be Yogi Blair!)

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And there's your Movie Star name, which is your middle name plus your street name.

That makes me Elizabeth Almond ... sounds incredibly dull

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There's an American actress called Quinn Cummins whom I always want to call Quim Cummins. I've heard Quim is becoming a popular name for girls in the US. You really have to wonder about the sanity of some parents

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I don't have a street name :(

Well i never used the term "Street Name" but i have invented

a name for myself besides my own..

 

They call me Jack Hammond..

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I don't have a street name :(

Well i never used the term "Street Name" but i have invented

a name for myself besides my own..

 

They call me Jack Hammond..

Not the Coach Jack Hammond.

 

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I saw that Tempus right before you posted it. :D

 

No that certainly isn't me. I'm not nearly as old.

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Using the street where I was brought up (rather than where I live now) I would be Cameron Dumbarton.

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Bradley Pitt

 

Pathetic, I'll stick to the day job.

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The movie star name for me would be Yoseph Rothschild.

 

Gee, do I sound like a rich Jewish tycoon or what? :(

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Super Nova.

 

hmmmm...... :(

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Bradley Pitt

Pathetic, I'll stick to the day job.

laugh.png Quite right. Give it up, Mr Pitt. You won't get anywhere with such a moniker.

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I don't have a middle name and I don't want to post my street name. However, I once was a resident of a well-known square in my home town so I'll go for Jacob van Campen.

 

Doesn't sound bad for playing an SS-officer or a Soviet spy.

 

regards,

Hein

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The movie star name for me would be Yoseph Rothschild.

 

Gee, do I sound like a rich Jewish tycoon or what? :lol:

 

Any relation to these Rothschild's Inar?? You could keep the whole DL supplied with wine if you are!! :lol:

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Just what this place needs, drunk people discussing death. :lol:

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Just what place needs drunk people discussing death? :lol:

I can't imagine, enlighten me :lol:

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Just what place needs drunk people discussing death? :lol:

I can't imagine, enlighten me :lol:

Ah, more moderator material. :lol:

 

regards,

Hein

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Just what place needs drunk people discussing death? :lol:

I can't imagine, enlighten me :lol:

Ah, more moderator material. :lol:

 

regards,

Hein

The changes to my quote of Inars post were made by myself Hein, before anyone gets up on their high horse about posts being changed!!!! But, feel free mods, I have no complaints about you playing about with my posts or sigs (oh god, why do I feel floodgates opening somewhere..........................?). I know some people do object, my husband suggested that the DL should have a separate thread for moderated posts. I thought maybe a 'Pinned: alternatives' with some sort of link at the end of the original post for those that enjoy them, just a thought.

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Just what this place needs, drunk people discussing death. :lol:

I agree, this isn't the place for that sort of thing. This is the place for that sort of thing.

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Just what place needs drunk people discussing death? :lol:

I can't imagine, enlighten me ;)

Ah, more moderator material. :lol:

 

regards,

Hein

The changes to my quote of Inars post were made by myself Hein, before anyone gets up on their high horse about posts being changed!!!! But, feel free mods, I have no complaints about you playing about with my posts or sigs (oh god, why do I feel floodgates opening somewhere..........................?). I know some people do object, my husband suggested that the DL should have a separate thread for moderated posts. I thought maybe a 'Pinned: alternatives' with some sort of link at the end of the original post for those that enjoy them, just a thought.

In my role as major complainer about altered posts, let me reassure you, Lady G, that your alteration is fully acceptable to me. In fact it is an example of how alterations can be used in an entertaining manner - you did not obliterate the original.

 

I agree with Hein! You are showing great aptitude for a mod's job. ;):)

 

(PM me and I'll let you know just which mod I have in mind. :lol::P )

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I agree, this isn't the place for that sort of thing. This is the place for that sort of thing.

The forum there is mostly low life stuff, but the feature articles contain good stories. Ron Price could learn a thing or two from them. :lol:

 

cheers,

Hein

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