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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.

You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.

You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.

Actually...............

 

A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius!

Isn't 'jackbooted vagina' just an anatomically correct way of describing Nick Griffin'?

It sure is, hence I ended the post with "Actually...." :D

 

So you did. :reading-glasses: Sorry bout that...

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Aye, no problems fella.

My eyesight is going to shit too.

See? Our mums were right, it DOES make you go blind!!! :lol:

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That nice lady who stood for Mayor of London is quite attractive, as is Priti Patel. Terrible, terrible woman though. Patel I mean. Out of the same mould as Thatcher, if that's at all possible.

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That nice lady who stood for Mayor of London is quite attractive, as is Priti Patel. Terrible, terrible woman though. Patel I mean. Out of the same mould as Thatcher, if that's at all possible.

Out of a sense of curiosity and a need to know whether "Yes I would" or "No, I fuggin would'nt with your one" I sought to find out who exactly that nice lady was.

First, I found this

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"Dear God!!!" I thought :blink:

Then I searched again and......... bingo!!!

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Siobhan Benita.

Quality totty or summat.

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Sorry but she looks like a total fucking mad woman. You can see it in her eyes. She'd end up boiling your bunny. And then stabbing you in the face with a bread knife. All because you bought a cabbage instead of a cauliflower.

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Sorry but she looks like a total fucking mad woman. You can see it in her eyes. She'd end up boiling your bunny. And then stabbing you in the face with a bread knife. All because you bought a cabbage instead of a cauliflower.

Thats SO harsh!!

Probably true tho!! :lol:

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mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad .

 

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Luciana berger

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Yuri fujikawa has been called the worlds most beautiful politician

 

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'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad'

 

Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp.

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'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad'

 

Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Thats made me laugh me tits off!!!! :lol:

An excellent start to annuver shit day.

Thank you Lardy!!!! :)

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Guest Droosy

How about Cristina Fernandez - the Queen of Botox??

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'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad'

 

Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp.

 

Well i would definitely date yuri fujikawa over her anyday , though maybe that wasn't the best pic to put up of mussolini's granddaughter. To be honest i actually think that was the best pic . lol

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I can't say as how I have found any politicians to be sexy since Harry Truman.

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The new Prime Minister of Norway

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I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up

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The new Prime Minister of Norway

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I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up

Maybe I'm being a bit shallow, but I wouldn't touch her with yours.

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The new Prime Minister of Norway

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I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up

Maybe I'm being a bit shallow, but I wouldn't touch her with yours.

Has Gareth Bale seen this?

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Rep. Kyrsten Sinema (D-Arizona) (Only openly bisexual member of Congress)

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Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) [The first Hindu ever elected to the US Congress)

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2 hours ago, msc said:

 

... is quitting the contest, apparently. Might be good news for Rory "Willz Award Winner for Prisons Minister of the Century" Stewart...

I'll admit it. I'd do Rory. Do him so hard. Been watching him for about a couple of years. Yeah. Oh....yeah.

 

Not as hard as the fictional Rory from Who. But probably nearly.

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layla-moran.jpg   My MP, Layla Moran (LD). Usually wears unflatteringly thick specs but is an attractive woman (and a good MP)

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On 14/06/2019 at 01:42, YoungWillz said:

I'll admit it. I'd do Rory. Do him so hard. Been watching him for about a couple of years. Yeah. Oh....yeah.

 

Not as hard as the fictional Rory from Who. But probably nearly.

Why does that not surprise me.

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:)

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In 2009, Daniels actively explored running for a U.S. Senate seat in her home state of Louisiana. It was an example of a political stunt morphing into an actual possibility, as Daniels showed voters she was an intelligent and serious campaigner with real policy ideas. Stormy claims to have had sex with President Donald Trump in his hotel room in 2006.

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I've always thought priti patel was sexy. Nice face with a naughty smile. Though she's as big as a house now and I'm not really into big bitches.

 

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6 hours ago, the_engineer said:

I've always thought priti patel was sexy. Nice face with a naughty smile. Though she's as big as a house now and I'm not really into big bitches.

 

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It's big WOMEN not bitches.

I do utterly detest this modern day 'bitches and sluts' label that men, and I use that word in the weakest of terms, use when talking about women like they are bits of fuck meat.

By all means lust but don't fucking talk about them as if they are somehow lesser than men.

PS: Priti is pretty but wears that smug smile like a badge of honour. I still would though.

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