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12 mods is still overkill for a forum this size

 

Mod/Admin status is forever, although it can be (and has been) removed for bad behaviour. As a result we have several non-active members with such a status. They don't draw a salary.

 

 

if you're taking applications for replacements who might actually give a rat's ass, I'll throw me name in ye ole hat.

 

We're not.

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Oh look a new post about Zsa Zsa and/or Fidel!

*mark all as read*

 

Quit posting shit in there unless you got an honest to goodness update or newsworthy link.

And 'did u see his/her photo he/she 'looks frail' isn't goddamn updating anyone about anything. Post that shite and fahk off.

 

I'm pointing at about four of you, you know who the hell you are.

SirC

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Oh look a new post about Zsa Zsa and/or Fidel!

*mark all as read*

 

Quit posting shit in there unless you got an honest to goodness update or newsworthy link.

And 'did u see his/her photo he/she 'looks frail' isn't goddamn updating anyone about anything. Post that shite and fahk off.

 

I'm pointing at about four of you, you know who the hell you are.

SirC

How many fucking arms do you have?

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Oh look a new post about Zsa Zsa and/or Fidel!

*mark all as read*

 

Quit posting shit in there unless you got an honest to goodness update or newsworthy link.

And 'did u see his/her photo he/she 'looks frail' isn't goddamn updating anyone about anything. Post that shite and fahk off.

 

I'm pointing at about four of you, you know who the hell you are.

SirC

How many fucking arms do you have?

 

 

To be fair you only need two hands to point at four people depending on where they're stood.

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Oh look a new post about Zsa Zsa and/or Fidel!

*mark all as read*

 

Quit posting shit in there unless you got an honest to goodness update or newsworthy link.

And 'did u see his/her photo he/she 'looks frail' isn't goddamn updating anyone about anything. Post that shite and fahk off.

 

I'm pointing at about four of you, you know who the hell you are.

SirC

Obviously drunk and looking in the mirror.

Massive twat.

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

 

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

 

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

 

No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one.

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

 

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

 

No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one.

 

 

Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge......

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If you look hard enough there are probably videos of me being probed on the internet.

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

 

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

 

No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one.

 

 

Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge......

 

Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

 

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

 

No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one.

 

 

Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge......

 

Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them

 

 

Well I hope it wouldn't be common knowledge....

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

 

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

 

No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one.

 

 

Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge......

 

Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them

 

 

Well I hope it wouldn't be common knowledge....

 

 

Don't taxi drivers have to drive through it as part of the knowledge.

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

 

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

 

No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one.

 

 

Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge......

 

Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them

 

 

Well I hope it wouldn't be common knowledge....

 

 

Don't taxi drivers have to drive through it as part of the knowledge.

 

No, Uber drivers just have to prove that they are convicted rapists or summat.

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

 

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

 

No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one.

 

 

Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge......

 

Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them

 

 

Well I hope it wouldn't be common knowledge....

 

 

Don't taxi drivers have to drive through it as part of the knowledge.

 

No, Uber drivers just have to prove that they are convicted rapists or summat.

 

 

It wasn't a reference to the knowledge test, but lard's intricate area. Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them.

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Guys, guys, whilst my fanny is loving all of this attention, I draw the line at fucking a taxi driver. They always take the long way round, it's usually a rough ride and then you have to fucking pay them!

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I was absolutely fucking SHITFACED last night, and to be fair, I still half am, and I forgot about this drunken thread. We were so SPANGELLATED last night that I had a big argument with Mr Lard the Second about an answer on The Logo Board Game about Jaffa Cakes. You will be unsurprised to learn that I won, both the argument and the game.

 

Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

 

No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one.

 

 

Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge......

 

Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them

 

 

Well I hope it wouldn't be common knowledge....

 

 

Don't taxi drivers have to drive through it as part of the knowledge.

 

No, Uber drivers just have to prove that they are convicted rapists or summat.

 

 

It wasn't a reference to the knowledge test, but lard's intricate area. Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them.

 

We got the 'joke' but it wasn't funny.

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Aren't you getting away from the real outrage of the last 24 hours, my wurds on an internet?

 

Thanks for finally admitting angry Halibuts are "a special kind of retard" though Deathers.

 

One specific group of angry Halibuts...

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Aren't you getting away from the real outrage of the last 24 hours, my wurds on an internet?

 

Thanks for finally admitting angry Halibuts are "a special kind of retard" though Deathers.

 

One specific group of angry Halibuts...

 

You've got more qualifiers than the 1990 Monaco Grand Prix for fuck's sake. Shut up.

 

Oh btw, just for guests/newbies, a little translation

 

Dr. Z is 12 is deathlistese for "Shit, looks like he won again. How many is that now?"

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Aren't you getting away from the real outrage of the last 24 hours, my wurds on an internet?

 

Thanks for finally admitting angry Halibuts are "a special kind of retard" though Deathers.

 

One specific group of angry Halibuts...

 

You've got more qualifiers than the 1990 Monaco Grand Prix for fuck's sake. Shut up.

 

Oh btw, just for guests/newbies, a little translation

 

Dr. Z is 12 is deathlistese for "Shit, looks like he won again. How many is that now?"

 

 

Z,

As Caskets stated, it's one angry group of Halibuts. I suggest you get your arse out from behind your pc and experience life.

If like me, you attended a multi-cultural school where the people I sat alongside with were Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Christians, Catholics, Halibuts, Athiests and countless others, you'd realise that you can't judge an entire nation or religion by the actions of a minority. If that were the case, and your arseaboutface attitude was the standard by which I would view all Americans, then I wouldn't have moved here.

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Aren't you getting away from the real outrage of the last 24 hours, my wurds on an internet?

 

Thanks for finally admitting angry Halibuts are "a special kind of retard" though Deathers.

 

One specific group of angry Halibuts...

 

You've got more qualifiers than the 1990 Monaco Grand Prix for fuck's sake. Shut up.

 

Oh btw, just for guests/newbies, a little translation

 

Dr. Z is 12 is deathlistese for "Shit, looks like he won again. How many is that now?"

 

 

Z,

As Caskets stated, it's one angry group of Halibuts. I suggest you get your arse out from behind your pc and experience life.

If like me, you attended a multi-cultural school where the people I sat alongside with were Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Christians, Catholics, Halibuts, Athiests and countless others, you'd realise that you can't judge an entire nation or religion by the actions of a minority. If that were the case, and your arseaboutface attitude was the standard by which I would view all Americans, then I wouldn't have moved here.

 

 

I think Dr Z lives in Milton Keynes........

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Aren't you getting away from the real outrage of the last 24 hours, my wurds on an internet?

 

Thanks for finally admitting angry Halibuts are "a special kind of retard" though Deathers.

 

One specific group of angry Halibuts...

 

You've got more qualifiers than the 1990 Monaco Grand Prix for fuck's sake. Shut up.

 

Oh btw, just for guests/newbies, a little translation

 

Dr. Z is 12 is deathlistese for "Shit, looks like he won again. How many is that now?"

 

 

Z,

As Caskets stated, it's one angry group of Halibuts. I suggest you get your arse out from behind your pc and experience life.

If like me, you attended a multi-cultural school where the people I sat alongside with were Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Christians, Catholics, Halibuts, Athiests and countless others, you'd realise that you can't judge an entire nation or religion by the actions of a minority. If that were the case, and your arseaboutface attitude was the standard by which I would view all Americans, then I wouldn't have moved here.

 

 

I think Dr Z lives in Milton Keynes........

 

 

"lives in Milton Keynes" sounds like an oxymoron to me.

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Aren't you getting away from the real outrage of the last 24 hours, my wurds on an internet?

 

Thanks for finally admitting angry Halibuts are "a special kind of retard" though Deathers.

 

One specific group of angry Halibuts...

 

You've got more qualifiers than the 1990 Monaco Grand Prix for fuck's sake. Shut up.

 

Oh btw, just for guests/newbies, a little translation

 

Dr. Z is 12 is deathlistese for "Shit, looks like he won again. How many is that now?"

 

 

Z,

As Caskets stated, it's one angry group of Halibuts. I suggest you get your arse out from behind your pc and experience life.

If like me, you attended a multi-cultural school where the people I sat alongside with were Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Christians, Catholics, Halibuts, Athiests and countless others, you'd realise that you can't judge an entire nation or religion by the actions of a minority. If that were the case, and your arseaboutface attitude was the standard by which I would view all Americans, then I wouldn't have moved here.

 

 

I think Dr Z lives in Milton Keynes........

 

 

"lives in Milton Keynes" sounds like an oxymoron to me.

 

Right..... whatever..... it wasn't even my idea to come here......... *cough* that was a certain "proud" "socialist" witch who dragged us here cos she was running away from her own rightfully vile reputation as a shockingly shit parent.

 

You are the one who needs to learn you crusty old cunt. Learn to stop lecturing me about how I should feel about certain groups just because they were placid and nice to you when you were tiddlers back when John Lennon was probably still alive, or Michael Jackson wasn't even considered weird yet? You absolute fucknut. How hard is it to understand that?

 

Or lecturing me about how I should feel about my country/continent when you sodding left it 15 years ago. Just fuck off. will you?

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Aren't you getting away from the real outrage of the last 24 hours, my wurds on an internet?

 

Thanks for finally admitting angry Halibuts are "a special kind of retard" though Deathers.

 

One specific group of angry Halibuts...

 

You've got more qualifiers than the 1990 Monaco Grand Prix for fuck's sake. Shut up.

 

Oh btw, just for guests/newbies, a little translation

 

Dr. Z is 12 is deathlistese for "Shit, looks like he won again. How many is that now?"

 

 

Z,

As Caskets stated, it's one angry group of Halibuts. I suggest you get your arse out from behind your pc and experience life.

If like me, you attended a multi-cultural school where the people I sat alongside with were Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Christians, Catholics, Halibuts, Athiests and countless others, you'd realise that you can't judge an entire nation or religion by the actions of a minority. If that were the case, and your arseaboutface attitude was the standard by which I would view all Americans, then I wouldn't have moved here.

 

 

I think Dr Z lives in Milton Keynes........

 

 

"lives in Milton Keynes" sounds like an oxymoron to me.

 

Right..... whatever..... it wasn't even my idea to come here......... *cough* that was a certain "proud" "socialist" witch who dragged us here cos she was running away from her own rightfully vile reputation as a shockingly shit parent.

 

You are the one who needs to learn you crusty old cunt. Learn to stop lecturing me about how I should feel about certain groups just because they were placid and nice to you when you were tiddlers back when John Lennon was probably still alive, or Michael Jackson wasn't even considered weird yet? You absolute fucknut. How hard is it to understand that?

 

Or lecturing me about how I should feel about my country/continent when you sodding left it 15 years ago. Just fuck off. will you?

 

 

Much anger I sense in you

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