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Posted 07 February 2012 - 06:18 PM

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 07:09 PM

Rick Santorum's daughter is doing well just to be three years old,Trisomy 18 often takes children within days of birth.
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 07:12 PM

View Postmaryportfuncity, on 07 February 2012 - 07:09 PM, said:

Rick Santorum's daughter is doing well just to be three years old,Trisomy 18 often takes children within days of birth.

He's lucky his family can afford the healthcare for her. Most people wouldn't be able to.
Santorum's also one who doesn't see the point of government funded healthcare

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 09:42 PM

View PostPhantom, on 06 November 2011 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostThe Unknown Man, on 04 November 2011 - 04:49 PM, said:

Legendary singer Andy Williams has been diagnosed with bladder cancer.

Link above doesn't seem to work. here's one that does though

In another "Brave Last Days" exclusive, The National Enquirer (I know, I know) seem to think that Andy Williams is nearing the end.

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Cancer-stricken crooner ANDY WILLIAMS has just months to live, his friends told The ENQUIRER.

The “Moon River” singer, 84, has wasted away to a skeletal 125 pounds and re­turned to a Texas cancer center for what could be his final round of chemotherapy and radia­tion treatments, a source reveals.

“Doctors had hoped chemo and radiation would shrink the tumors in Andy’s bladder so they could remove it surgically,” a friend told The ENQUIRER.

“But that’s still not possible.

"Unfortunately for Andy, the end is not far off.

"I saw him not long ago and he looked very bad.

"His cheeks were sunken and hollow.

"He appeared listless and had trouble getting around.

"He really seems to be on his last legs.”

http://www.nationale...ast-days-cancer

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 12:19 AM

View PostDevonDeathTrip, on 08 February 2012 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostPhantom, on 06 November 2011 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostThe Unknown Man, on 04 November 2011 - 04:49 PM, said:

Legendary singer Andy Williams has been diagnosed with bladder cancer.

Link above doesn't seem to work. here's one that does though

In another "Brave Last Days" exclusive, The National Enquirer (I know, I know) seem to think that Andy Williams is nearing the end.

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Cancer-stricken crooner ANDY WILLIAMS has just months to live, his friends told The ENQUIRER.

The “Moon River” singer, 84, has wasted away to a skeletal 125 pounds and re­turned to a Texas cancer center for what could be his final round of chemotherapy and radia­tion treatments, a source reveals.

“Doctors had hoped chemo and radiation would shrink the tumors in Andy’s bladder so they could remove it surgically,” a friend told The ENQUIRER.

“But that’s still not possible.

"Unfortunately for Andy, the end is not far off.

"I saw him not long ago and he looked very bad.

"His cheeks were sunken and hollow.

"He appeared listless and had trouble getting around.

"He really seems to be on his last legs.”

http://www.nationale...ast-days-cancer

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 02:06 PM

View PostDevonDeathTrip, on 08 February 2012 - 09:42 PM, said:

View PostPhantom, on 06 November 2011 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostThe Unknown Man, on 04 November 2011 - 04:49 PM, said:

Legendary singer Andy Williams has been diagnosed with bladder cancer.

Link above doesn't seem to work. here's one that does though

In another "Brave Last Days" exclusive, The National Enquirer (I know, I know) seem to think that Andy Williams is nearing the end.

Quote

Cancer-stricken crooner ANDY WILLIAMS has just months to live, his friends told The ENQUIRER.

The “Moon River” singer, 84, has wasted away to a skeletal 125 pounds and re­turned to a Texas cancer center for what could be his final round of chemotherapy and radia­tion treatments, a source reveals.

“Doctors had hoped chemo and radiation would shrink the tumors in Andy’s bladder so they could remove it surgically,” a friend told The ENQUIRER.

“But that’s still not possible.

"Unfortunately for Andy, the end is not far off.

"I saw him not long ago and he looked very bad.

"His cheeks were sunken and hollow.

"He appeared listless and had trouble getting around.

"He really seems to be on his last legs.”

http://www.nationale...ast-days-cancer


Andy Williams sounds like a good'ish bet. 84 years old and recently diganosed with bladder cancer.
But I'm not sure how agressive it is. (I'm doubting that the NE story has been deeply fact-checked)Also, incredibly rich and so will be getting excellent treatment.
Good outside bet and little more going on what we know.
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 08:58 PM

View PostEST, on 09 February 2012 - 07:29 PM, said:

Actor Macaulay Culkin looking frail.

Good God, he looks like my brother did when we thought he had AIDS. He didn't though, he had glandular fever.

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 11:15 PM

Diddy hospitalised for "extreme migraine". TMZ, unsurprisingly, has the details.
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Posted 14 February 2012 - 08:38 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on 13 February 2012 - 11:15 PM, said:

Diddy hospitalised for "extreme migraine". TMZ, unsurprisingly, has the details.

I wish that guy would decide on a single name for himself. I still know him as Puff Daddy....or Sean "Puffy" Combs..........or "that twat who cashed in on Biggie's death".

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 08:59 PM

View Postsympathyforthedevil, on 14 February 2012 - 08:38 PM, said:

View PostSpade_Cooley, on 13 February 2012 - 11:15 PM, said:

Diddy hospitalised for "extreme migraine". TMZ, unsurprisingly, has the details.

I wish that guy would decide on a single name for himself. I still know him as Puff Daddy....or Sean "Puffy" Combs..........or "that twat who cashed in on Biggie's death".

You forgot "Swag".
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 05:59 PM

31 year-old Nick Cannon stepping down from his radio show due to more health problems.
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 06:43 PM

View PostEST.1993, on 17 February 2012 - 05:59 PM, said:

31 year-old Nick Cannon stepping down from his radio show due to more health problems.

Wild and out. If blacktwitter keeps blowing up with "Nick Cannon is ill" stories, we should give him his own thread. Not because he's going to die, but just to really confuse the 40-year-old+ posters on this site.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 08:50 PM

With the passing of his life partner actress Lina Romay at the age of 57 last week, the Cult/Horror Spanish Director Jesus Franco who turns 82 in a few months and is wheelchair bound seems like a good candidate for 2013 and a plausibly good pick for anyone who took him this year.
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:39 PM

For a notable alcoholic and man past the age of 70, Jimmy Greaves has very little discussion on these parts. However, the Sunday papers go with the story that he suffered a stroke last year but now claims to be "fighting fit".
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 11:48 PM

With the drugs catching up with amy winehouse and whitney houston , I think it will be courtney love's turn next year .
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Posted 01 March 2012 - 01:17 PM

View PostMangoTango, on 01 March 2012 - 07:38 AM, said:

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View PostMangoTango, on 01 March 2012 - 07:54 AM, said:

And Dick Clarke
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:18 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on 26 February 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

For a notable alcoholic and man past the age of 70, Jimmy Greaves has very little discussion on these parts. However, the Sunday papers go with the story that he suffered a stroke last year but now claims to be "fighting fit".
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 07:20 PM

View PostJamesB, on 02 March 2012 - 01:18 PM, said:

View PostSpade_Cooley, on 26 February 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

For a notable alcoholic and man past the age of 70, Jimmy Greaves has very little discussion on these parts. However, the Sunday papers go with the story that he suffered a stroke last year but now claims to be "fighting fit".
Franny "Look at his face, just look at his face" Lee says he has "fallen ill lately"

Not the first time he's fallen, usually in the box.. :D
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