Sir Creep 6,996 Posted August 30, 2016 If your brother is rotten, make him au gratin.Kid kills his brother by stabbing him with a potato peeler.If there were any doubts, I can confirm this story is from the UK.SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 6,996 Posted August 31, 2016 Death from hickey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted September 3, 2016 Motorcyclist killed after pheasant flew into his helmet causing him to lose control. A similar incident has happened to another motorcyclist only this time it was a pigeon. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3771745/Killed-pigeon-Father-two-35-dies-freak-crash-19-000-motorbike-hit-bird.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 6,996 Posted October 1, 2016 Died backing up his tractor (converted into a makeshift forklift. How do you like THEM apples? SC http://www.oceanacountypress.com/2016/09/30/farmer-dies-after-crushed-by-apple-crates Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,322 Posted October 11, 2016 This German girl was obviously a big Star Wars fan, as she choose the series' classic way to die by falling down a ventilation shaft.... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-11/german-construction-worker-who-fell-to-death-not-wearing-harness/7922222 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,937 Posted October 23, 2016 Thought Cat would've been all over this one. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2031084/mystery-of-dead-brit-found-stripped-and-bound-to-malaga-airport-bench-with-tuna-and-ham-left-on-privates/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,937 Posted October 23, 2016 If only we knew of some Noble d'lister that has been there in the last 24 hours...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted October 23, 2016 Ham and tuna. That's pretty disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 6,996 Posted November 3, 2016 Drive over yourself in a Walmart parking lot after hitting a pedestrian. Takes mad skill! SC http://m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_381569/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=mogVnEU1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 813 Posted November 7, 2016 Not dead yet, but critical. A woman was hit in the head by a piece of metal from an exploding Pumpkin canon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,110 Posted November 7, 2016 Not dead yet, but critical. A woman was hit in the head by a piece of metal from an exploding Pumpkin canon. What do you know? She got a late Halloween present. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 813 Posted November 10, 2016 I could explain this one in all its gory detail but this video explains it better..... Needless to say she didn't make it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 6,996 Posted November 11, 2016 I could explain this one in all its gory detail but this video explains it better..... Needless to say she didn't make it. I'm not sure what she was hoping to accomplish so this has Darwin Award written all over it. Thanks for sharing. You're right words could not explain. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted November 11, 2016 Grandad dies after falling into boiling geyser while walking in Bolivia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,088 Posted December 15, 2016 Falling into a vat of melted chocolate, delicious death: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/14/young-mother-dies-falling-vat-melted-chocolate-russian-sweet/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,322 Posted December 20, 2016 Man's family hold an "obit writing party" . This is what his daughter produced as a result: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-20/daughter-writes-hilarious-obituary-in-tribute-to-father/8133490 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 6,996 Posted December 20, 2016 Moved to "Plants" thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,322 Posted January 13, 2017 Not dead but horrible.... Scalped by a packing machine: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-13/company-fined-after-irish-backpacker-scalped-in-packing-shed/8180396 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted January 28, 2017 Wake up after having been secretly drugged to find a doctor giving you a lethal injection and when you struggle she gets your relatives to hold you down whilst she finishes the job. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4166098/Female-Dutch-doctor-drugged-patient-s-coffee.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,662 Posted January 28, 2017 Wake up after having been secretly drugged to find a doctor giving you a lethal injection and when you struggle she gets your relatives to hold you down whilst she finishes the job. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4166098/Female-Dutch-doctor-drugged-patient-s-coffee.html Why so much emphasis on the doctor being female? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 9,789 Posted January 28, 2017 Wake up after having been secretly drugged to find a doctor giving you a lethal injection and when you struggle she gets your relatives to hold you down whilst she finishes the job. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4166098/Female-Dutch-doctor-drugged-patient-s-coffee.html At least the coffee had a good taste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,322 Posted January 28, 2017 Wake up after having been secretly drugged to find a doctor giving you a lethal injection and when you struggle she gets your relatives to hold you down whilst she finishes the job. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4166098/Female-Dutch-doctor-drugged-patient-s-coffee.html ... And the law hasn't been broken... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted January 28, 2017 Wake up after having been secretly drugged to find a doctor giving you a lethal injection and when you struggle she gets your relatives to hold you down whilst she finishes the job. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4166098/Female-Dutch-doctor-drugged-patient-s-coffee.html Why so much emphasis on the doctor being female? It's The Daily Heil; it's what they do. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted January 28, 2017 Wake up after having been secretly drugged to find a doctor giving you a lethal injection and when you struggle she gets your relatives to hold you down whilst she finishes the job. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4166098/Female-Dutch-doctor-drugged-patient-s-coffee.html Why so much emphasis on the doctor being female? not really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites