The nearest thing DL has to 24 rolling news. He's at large, armed and dangerous.
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 08:21 AM
The guy is a fag.
Says he's not a coward, then hides in the woods.
Says he's not a coward, then hides in the woods.
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 08:26 AM
Windsor, on Jul 7 2010, 09:21 AM, said:
The guy is a fag.
Says he's not a coward, then hides in the woods.
Says he's not a coward, then hides in the woods.
Thought to be in the woods, could have slipped the net and be considering his next visit to a chip shop for funds.
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 08:43 AM
D.O.A. I reckon he knows he's going to be facing life inside, 1 murder and possibly 2 attempted murder. Probably top himself rather than go back inside.
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 11:34 AM
heaven can wait, on Jul 7 2010, 09:43 AM, said:
D.O.A. I reckon he knows he's going to be facing life inside, 1 murder and possibly 2 attempted murder. Probably top himself rather than go back inside.
I think he loves himself too much for that. He's called Raoul for Fuck sake. lol
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 01:04 PM
He's written 48 pages of letters to the police and his ex. He obviously wants to live. There's surely a book deal and an OU degree in jail on the agenda.
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 05:23 PM
<---- voted DoA. Well, at least that's my hope. If a person is as screwed up as him them I don't see any way for him to be a part of our community.
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 08:41 PM
Lard Bazaar, on Jul 7 2010, 06:42 PM, said:
He will do that suicide by cop thing.
Someones been watching Sky News.
Unless the same guy went in BBC and ITV as well?
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 09:58 PM
Derrick Bird would have him in a duel, I reckon...
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 10:02 PM
Flurry of activity ongoing as we speak.
One of his mates is up for the £10,000 reward and helping police find him. It seems likely we'll wake up to the news that we can check the accuracy of our poll choices.
One of his mates is up for the £10,000 reward and helping police find him. It seems likely we'll wake up to the news that we can check the accuracy of our poll choices.
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 11:42 PM
For the record, I went with DoA. It seems pretty obvious he thinks he's got nothing to live for (apart from the newspaper serialisation of his story followed by the TV movie) so it'll be a grisly shoot-out in the woods.
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 07:16 AM
Windsor, on Jul 7 2010, 09:41 PM, said:
Lard Bazaar, on Jul 7 2010, 06:42 PM, said:
He will do that suicide by cop thing.
Someones been watching Sky News.
Unless the same guy went in BBC and ITV as well?
I don't watch any news. I sometimes look at the news on the BBC website though. I'd never watch Sky News cos I can't fucking stand Burley or Holmes. Although if Raoul wants to do a Dando on either of them, I'll happily tune in 24 hours a day
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 12:29 PM
The latest poll picks are definitely favouring DOA, runaway favourite at the moment.
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 07:44 PM
I don't think there is any doubt about DoA , the police must surely be operating a 'shoot on sight, ask questions later' policy. My question is whether the police will have another 'Jean Charles de Menezes' incident on their hands before they bring him down ?
I'd be interested as well to see whether the crime rate in this part of the Scottish Borders has a sudden decrease over this week, we border Northumberland and there is a marked increase in the amount of police on the country roads and town streets around here. My town itself is roughly 27 miles north of Rothbury as the crow flies, although it's about 43 miles by road, and some Borders' towns are even closer.
I'd be interested as well to see whether the crime rate in this part of the Scottish Borders has a sudden decrease over this week, we border Northumberland and there is a marked increase in the amount of police on the country roads and town streets around here. My town itself is roughly 27 miles north of Rothbury as the crow flies, although it's about 43 miles by road, and some Borders' towns are even closer.
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 08:37 PM
time, on Jul 8 2010, 12:42 AM, said:
For the record, I went with DoA. It seems pretty obvious he thinks he's got nothing to live for (apart from the newspaper serialisation of his story followed by the TV movie) so it'll be a grisly shoot-out in the woods.
And don't forget the record deal, a cover of I Shot the Sheriff!!
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 09:22 PM
I believe he will be taken alive and uninjured. He's shot just three people and even then managed to kill only one of them. He's hardly Rambo.
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 11:38 PM
Not wishing to miss out on the action here in Brizvegas, after a road traffic accident a leather-clad motorcyclist turns a shotgun on startled witnesses, hijack's their car and does a runner. He later torches the car, and it looks like he's stolen another, killed the driver with a gunshot and is still on the run.
Sounds like there's gonna be an almighty shootout when the armed and bullet-proof-vested police catch up with him.
Sounds like there's gonna be an almighty shootout when the armed and bullet-proof-vested police catch up with him.
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 09:30 AM
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Yes, I am up in that part of the world. Helicopter was circling low last night and some streets were cordoned off. They think the second shooting was unrelated now, though - he was a bikie.
No one even knows who the first nutter is though, since he had his motorcycle helmet on when he swiped those girls' car.
A friend said police were patrolling near her house with sniffer dogs.
Unrelated note - first episode of the Collectors without Andy Muirhead tonight in just a few minutes. Wonder if he is at all suicidal???
(For the English, clean-cut young Andy is a popular Australian TV and radio host who was caught with kiddy porn on his computer a few weeks ago,.....)
Yes, I am up in that part of the world. Helicopter was circling low last night and some streets were cordoned off. They think the second shooting was unrelated now, though - he was a bikie.
No one even knows who the first nutter is though, since he had his motorcycle helmet on when he swiped those girls' car.
A friend said police were patrolling near her house with sniffer dogs.
Unrelated note - first episode of the Collectors without Andy Muirhead tonight in just a few minutes. Wonder if he is at all suicidal???
(For the English, clean-cut young Andy is a popular Australian TV and radio host who was caught with kiddy porn on his computer a few weeks ago,.....)
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:21 PM
Police now cordoning off and closing in around Cragside National Trust Estate, could be the endgame. Shame like, loads of us know exactly where he is but we were waiting for tomorrow night when the reward doubles. Hoping to claim our Raoulover jackpot.
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