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So, I think it's about time this genre of music was recognised for what it is and got it's own thread.

 

We can start with the members of GUT who go by the names Torturer of Lacerated and Satanic Tits, Organic Masturbator of 1000 Splatter Whores and Spermsoaked Consumer of Pussy Barbecue. Then there's the members of Cock and Ball Torture Sascha Pahlke,

Timo Pahlke and Tobias Augustin. Other potentials are Livor Mortis members Satarius, Comte Acrius, Nosfereion and Lord Lokhraed.

 

Most of these people wouldn't phase under normal circumstances due to their relatively young ages, but this much sexual obsession and death metal background really cannot be a recipe for a healthy heart and mind. So perhaps we should start looking out for their obits?

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Hmm, this gives headbanging a new meaning.

 

regards,

Hein

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Hmm, this gives headbanging a new meaning.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Not really these bands have been around for decades, one day it'll be as mainstream as Goblin Metal and Finnish Folk Metal.

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I like Finnish folk metal :( Steve 'n' segulls

 

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For the uninitiated (me included especially), would you mind letting us know what 'pornogrind' is? Maybe one or two links to Wiki entries, yootoob videos?

 

Thanks awfully.

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For the uninitiated (me included especially), would you mind letting us know what 'pornogrind' is? Maybe one or two links to Wiki entries, yootoob videos?

 

Thanks awfully.

 

Eh?

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If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

 

 

http://www.metallyrica.com/lyrica/cock_and_ball_torture/opussy_vi.html#14

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For the uninitiated (me included especially), would you mind letting us know what 'pornogrind' is? Maybe one or two links to Wiki entries, yootoob videos?

 

Thanks awfully.

 

It's an extreme genre of death metal music focusing on pornographic imagery, the line between it and goregrind is pretty hazy giving much goregrind stuff will occasionally stray into territory. (I'll sort threads out for grindcore, goregrind, noisegrind, electrogrind, deathgrind in the morning).

 

To give you some examples of what it is here's the wiki:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornogrind

 

And a few youtube videos:

 

This the album Sadochismo by Cock and Ball Torture:

 

 

Bestial by Livor Mortis

 

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If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

 

 

http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

 

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

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If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

 

 

http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

 

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

 

Why, thanks for asking CoF.

Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

 

All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

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If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

 

 

http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

 

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

 

Why, thanks for asking CoF.

Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

 

All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

 

Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life?

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If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

 

 

http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

 

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

 

Why, thanks for asking CoF.

Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

 

All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

 

Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life?

Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is.

Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did.

You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate.

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If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

 

 

http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

 

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

 

Why, thanks for asking CoF.

Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

 

All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

 

Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life?

Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is.

Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did.

You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate.

 

I'm well aware that radio DJs are passionate people, and when I can't be arsed to think I'll shove on Planet Rock as I know I'll like most of their songs (even if they do sometimes play Bryan Adams). I just find the idea that people would regularly listen to it for music now weird, when the option to discover it through the means we have now through other people who love listening to it and sharing that with the world (forums, sites like last fm etc) and instantly enjoy it in legal form (I've never pirated music, there's no need) is radio surely not past it's sell by date? You can feel the raw power/touch of a song through discovering on it on-line, in fact pretty much the only reason I got into rock/metal music was the internet Giving the shit the radio plays I'm glad of the internet's service to me in ensuring I can listen to that not Kesha or whatever shit's out at the moment.

 

I might even go so far as to suggest it was time you old biddies stopped mutually masturbating over the music you listened to under the bed on your wireless in the 60s and embraced the technology we have now to discover more and more and live in the most diverse range of music available for the cheapest cost ever.

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If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

 

 

http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

 

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

 

Why, thanks for asking CoF.

Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

 

All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

 

Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life?

Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is.

Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did.

You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate.

 

I'm well aware that radio DJs are passionate people, and when I can't be arsed to think I'll shove on Planet Rock as I know I'll like most of their songs (even if they do sometimes play Bryan Adams). I just find the idea that people would regularly listen to it for music now weird, when the option to discover it through the means we have now through other people who love listening to it and sharing that with the world (forums, sites like last fm etc) and instantly enjoy it in legal form (I've never pirated music, there's no need) is radio surely not past it's sell by date? You can feel the raw power/touch of a song through discovering on it on-line, in fact pretty much the only reason I got into rock/metal music was the internet Giving the shit the radio plays I'm glad of the internet's service to me in ensuring I can listen to that not Kesha or whatever shit's out at the moment.

 

I might even go so far as to suggest it was time you old biddies stopped mutually masturbating over the music you listened to under the bed on your wireless in the 60s and embraced the technology we have now to discover more and more and live in the most diverse range of music available for the cheapest cost ever.

Well I can add to the "Don't let your pitbull babysit your 6 month old grand daughter...." "Dont try and reason with a massive twat..."

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If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

 

 

http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

 

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

 

Why, thanks for asking CoF.

Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

 

All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

 

Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life?

Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is.

Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did.

You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate.

 

I'm well aware that radio DJs are passionate people, and when I can't be arsed to think I'll shove on Planet Rock as I know I'll like most of their songs (even if they do sometimes play Bryan Adams). I just find the idea that people would regularly listen to it for music now weird, when the option to discover it through the means we have now through other people who love listening to it and sharing that with the world (forums, sites like last fm etc) and instantly enjoy it in legal form (I've never pirated music, there's no need) is radio surely not past it's sell by date? You can feel the raw power/touch of a song through discovering on it on-line, in fact pretty much the only reason I got into rock/metal music was the internet Giving the shit the radio plays I'm glad of the internet's service to me in ensuring I can listen to that not Kesha or whatever shit's out at the moment.

 

I might even go so far as to suggest it was time you old biddies stopped mutually masturbating over the music you listened to under the bed on your wireless in the 60s and embraced the technology we have now to discover more and more and live in the most diverse range of music available for the cheapest cost ever.

Well I can add to the "Don't let your pitbull babysit your 6 month old grand daughter...." "Dont try and reason with a massive twat..."

 

Thank you for addressing the points I raised regarding availability if music... not

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If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

 

 

http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

 

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

 

Why, thanks for asking CoF.

Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

 

All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

 

Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life?

Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is.

Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did.

You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate.

 

I'm well aware that radio DJs are passionate people, and when I can't be arsed to think I'll shove on Planet Rock as I know I'll like most of their songs (even if they do sometimes play Bryan Adams). I just find the idea that people would regularly listen to it for music now weird, when the option to discover it through the means we have now through other people who love listening to it and sharing that with the world (forums, sites like last fm etc) and instantly enjoy it in legal form (I've never pirated music, there's no need) is radio surely not past it's sell by date? You can feel the raw power/touch of a song through discovering on it on-line, in fact pretty much the only reason I got into rock/metal music was the internet Giving the shit the radio plays I'm glad of the internet's service to me in ensuring I can listen to that not Kesha or whatever shit's out at the moment.

 

I might even go so far as to suggest it was time you old biddies stopped mutually masturbating over the music you listened to under the bed on your wireless in the 60s and embraced the technology we have now to discover more and more and live in the most diverse range of music available for the cheapest cost ever.

Well I can add to the "Don't let your pitbull babysit your 6 month old grand daughter...." "Dont try and reason with a massive twat..."

 

Thank you for addressing the points I raised regarding availability if music... not

You know what? You truly are an absolute tool.

Stick to spotty premature ejaculators of your own age and leave old fuckers like me thankful that we wont be around when people like you finally inherit what you already think is rightfully yours.

Now fuck off and leave me be, I need to empty me commode...... :wheelchair:

Edit: ....and Lardy, don't, just fucking don't!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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The only thing I'm going to inherit is the shithole state of this country that you've left it in.

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The only thing I'm going to inherit is the shithole state of this country that you've left it in.

........and that's another trait of todays Yoof , its everybody elses fault....

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The only thing I'm going to inherit is the shithole state of this country that you've left it in.

........and that's another trait of todays Yoof , its everybody elses fault....

 

When you can explain how I'm responsible for the financial crisis and debt caused by decades of overspending I might listen to you.

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Spotify.

 

Cause of the debt, and great name for what adolescents listen too.

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What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

 

Why, thanks for asking CoF.

Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

 

All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

 

Next week The Ethel Merman Disco Album. Wow! I had forgotten that exists.

 

In the very early 1980s I was a roller-skating barman in a very camp "fun-pub" nightclub and one of the DJs would play a track at the end of the night to help clear the place.

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One of the faults of the youth of today has been the mass desire from them, and badgering their parents, to buy chinese made crappy toys for thousands.

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One of the faults of the youth of today has been the mass desire from them, and badgering their parents, to buy chinese made crappy toys for thousands.

 

Surely most five year olds are content with a PS4 and an iPad

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One of the faults of the youth of today has been the mass desire from them, and badgering their parents, to buy chinese made crappy toys for thousands.

 

Surely most five year olds are content with a PS4 and an iPad

 

There you go. Two items and that's £650 gone west... Or more particularly gone East.

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