Lord Fellatio Nelson

I used to live on Canvey, a place where you were either a builder or related to one. Castle Point council were a load of c*nts, of all political persuasions. Good to see everything going around in a full circle. The Tories won the last election because Labour were utterly shite and comrade Corbyn was a step too far and, now, Labour will win the next election because the Tories are utterly shite and Sunak will be a step too far. Yeah, I know they are an incompetent, corrupt bunch of self serving cunts, they all are. We are now left with a choice between syphilis and genital warts. God must really hate the British .

That telt him!

I missed this one. Lardy is a true legend...ary drinker! Funny as fuck too.

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun." Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the f*cking bitch stole ma wallet.

She's 58 not 98.....

Carol Ann is alive and well. I spoke to her yesterday and most times when THFC are playing. Cat was a fabulous guy, much missed and not forgotten. Amen.

Fucking hell, you are still about then!!

Fucking good, that one, eh, Toastie!!

Yep, somebody else for you to go and like every one of his fucking posts. That will please him no end.

She was 96 and had dementia. How the fuck is her death a shock.

I was thinking about him the other day. I pondered the thought that, when he finally died, football would die with him. At this moment, that is how it feels to me, a man that sat at the same table as Pele as one of the greatest footballers to have ever walked this earth. Dramatic? Maybe. To those of us of a certain age his loss truly is the end of a chapter, a man the like of which we will never see again.☹️

I see the environmental activist, Swampy died of a heart attack. He refused to have a bypass.

We seem to be going through a phase of UFO, Bigfoot, See Monsters, et, al sightings & recordings. While most of it is utter bollocks, with a large dollop of CGI thrown in, there are some that do make you think. I mean, we live in an age where most people have mobile phones which can take video recordings and photo's. At some point, certainly, somebody will record the real thing, should the real thing exist, of course. The thing is who is going to believe them?

Well, I will be in and out etc.