Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 22, 2007 Following the news that the British buddist monk died whilst using a sit on lawn mower, i thought it wise to start a thread for all of the bizzare, weird and quite funny deaths that are reportedly claimed to be true! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,980 Posted August 22, 2007 If you like this thread you'll cum repeatedly on this link. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 22, 2007 Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted August 22, 2007 Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood! We all have to die of something. Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 22, 2007 Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood! We all have to die of something. Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well, Well careless that he didn't notice it, but also i find it rather funny especially if you think about what Mr Hun was like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devil May Care 0 Posted August 22, 2007 Another cracking read. Darwin Awards Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 22, 2007 Another cracking read. Darwin Awards The high on life story is great i particularly like the quote "Sara was mischievous, to be honest. She liked fun and it cost her." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted August 22, 2007 Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood! We all have to die of something. Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well, Well careless that he didn't notice it, but also i find it rather funny especially if you think about what Mr Hun was like. Why hasn't iain been banned yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 22, 2007 Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood! We all have to die of something. Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well, Well careless that he didn't notice it, but also i find it rather funny especially if you think about what Mr Hun was like. Why hasn't iain been banned yet? Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted August 22, 2007 Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone! How cute. Now go away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 22, 2007 Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone! How cute. Now go away. Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted August 22, 2007 Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone! How cute. Now go away. Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum! Well Im older than you, care to take some sh*t from me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 22, 2007 Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone! How cute. Now go away. Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum! Well Im older than you, care to take some sh*t from me? Thats fine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted August 22, 2007 Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum! Now as I've officially posted four thousand times I have no choice but to enforce my authority on you. The bottom line is I would rather look at a person dead six months then your avatar. I feel only if you could capitalize your letters and spell words as they appear on paper your respect feedback would overdose. I'm leaving my trust with you to do what is best for yourself, and to do what is best for all of us. Dead O'Gonner if you post sh*t, I will most certainly guarantee you as a matter of fact that you will get sh*t. It is an almighty exchange. (If) you want to be the broker of a market where you refuse to buy our code and (if) you want to be a broker of a market where you refuse to sell you're own, then I guess here is the door. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted August 22, 2007 Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum! Now as I've officially posted four thousand times I have no choice but to enforce my authority on you. The bottom line is I would rather look at a person dead six months then your avatar. I feel only if you could capitalize your letters and spell words as they appear on paper your respect feedback would overdose. I'm leaving my trust with you to do what is best for yourself, and to do what is best for all of us. Dead O'Gonner if you post sh*t, I will most certainly guarantee you as a matter of fact that you will get sh*t. It is an almighty exchange. (If) you want to be the broker of a market where you refuse to buy our code and (if) you want to be a broker of a market where you refuse to sell you're own, then I guess here is the door. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know what? I think Im coming over all strange. I think I am very unwell. I actually understood your post BS and I kinda agree with it!!!!!!! I think I need to go and lie down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banshees' Personal Tutor Posted August 22, 2007 Now as I've officially posted four thousand times I have no choice but to enforce my authority on you. The bottom line is I would rather look at a person dead six months then your avatar. I feel only if you could capitalize your letters and spell words as they appear on paper your respect feedback would overdose. I'm leaving my trust with you to do what is best for yourself, and to do what is best for all of us. Dead O'Gonner if you post sh*t, I will most certainly guarantee you as a matter of fact that you will get sh*t. It is an almighty exchange. (If) you want to be the broker of a market where you refuse to buy our code and (if) you want to be a broker of a market where you refuse to sell you're own, then I guess here is the door. Do you know what? I think Im coming over all strange. I think I am very unwell. I actually understood your post BS and I kinda agree with it!!!!!!! I think I need to go and lie down B+ It's a shame it wasn't 100% perfect. Credit where it is due, it displays a great improvement on previous efforts. I've highlighted my favourite two (reoccurring) schoolboy errors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted August 22, 2007 It's a shame it wasn't 100% perfect. Credit where it is due, it displays a great improvement on previous efforts. I've highlighted my favourite two (reoccurring) schoolboy errors. Recurring? Just a thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted August 22, 2007 Hmmm....I think the "Interesting ways to die" and "Ironic deaths" threads cover this DO'G you're not to adding imagination to the "iain" portfolio Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,980 Posted August 23, 2007 Unless a mod posts to say different I don't Do'G is Iain in disguise. Bit harsh that. His avatar may be a picture of Iain, mind, that figures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted February 25, 2008 Man Idiot dies in fairy-cake-eating record attempt. Which just goes to prove, you can't have your cake and ea... zzzzz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted February 25, 2008 Man Idiot dies in fairy-cake-eating record attempt. Which just goes to prove, you can't have your cake and ea... zzzzz Crumbs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted February 25, 2008 Man Idiot dies in fairy-cake-eating record attempt. Which just goes to prove, you can't have your cake and ea... zzzzz The person who served it to him has been charged with a tort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted February 25, 2008 Man Idiot dies in fairy-cake-eating record attempt. Which just goes to prove, you can't have your cake and ea... zzzzz Eclair-ly didn't win then I take it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 25, 2008 Man Idiot dies in fairy-cake-eating record attempt. Which just goes to prove, you can't have your cake and ea... zzzzz Well if that don't take the cake... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted February 25, 2008 What's the charge, assault and battenburg? The person who served it to him has been charged with a tort. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
