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Following the news that the British buddist monk died whilst using a sit on lawn mower, i thought it wise to start a thread for all of the bizzare, weird and quite funny deaths that are reportedly claimed to be true!

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Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood!

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Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood!

 

We all have to die of something.

Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well,

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Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood!

 

We all have to die of something.

Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well,

 

Well careless that he didn't notice it, but also i find it rather funny especially if you think about what Mr Hun was like.

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Another cracking read. Darwin Awards

 

 

The high on life story is great i particularly like the quote "Sara was mischievous, to be honest. She liked fun and it cost her."

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Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood!

 

We all have to die of something.

Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well,

 

Well careless that he didn't notice it, but also i find it rather funny especially if you think about what Mr Hun was like.

 

Why hasn't iain been banned yet?

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Apparently, Attilla the Hun died from a nosebleed on his wedding night! After all of that fighting and pillaging he got drunk went to bed, didn't realise the claret coming out of his face and died in a pool of blood!

 

We all have to die of something.

Can't see how dying from a nosebleed is careless, but oh well,

 

Well careless that he didn't notice it, but also i find it rather funny especially if you think about what Mr Hun was like.

 

Why hasn't iain been banned yet?

 

Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone!

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Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone!

 

How cute.

 

Now go away.

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Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone!

 

How cute.

 

Now go away.

 

Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum!

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Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone!

 

How cute.

 

Now go away.

 

Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum!

 

Well Im older than you, care to take some sh*t from me? :banghead:

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Well lets just hope that you die in a way that we can all laugh about when you have gone!

 

How cute.

 

Now go away.

 

Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum!

 

Well Im older than you, care to take some sh*t from me? :banghead:

 

Thats fine

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Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum!

 

Now as I've officially posted four thousand times I have no choice but to enforce my authority on you. The bottom line is I would rather look at a person dead six months then your avatar. I feel only if you could capitalize your letters and spell words as they appear on paper your respect feedback would overdose. I'm leaving my trust with you to do what is best for yourself, and to do what is best for all of us.

 

Dead O'Gonner if you post sh*t, I will most certainly guarantee you as a matter of fact that you will get sh*t. It is an almighty exchange. (If) you want to be the broker of a market where you refuse to buy our code and (if) you want to be a broker of a market where you refuse to sell you're own, then I guess here is the door.

 

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Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum!

 

Now as I've officially posted four thousand times I have no choice but to enforce my authority on you. The bottom line is I would rather look at a person dead six months then your avatar. I feel only if you could capitalize your letters and spell words as they appear on paper your respect feedback would overdose. I'm leaving my trust with you to do what is best for yourself, and to do what is best for all of us.

 

Dead O'Gonner if you post sh*t, I will most certainly guarantee you as a matter of fact that you will get sh*t. It is an almighty exchange. (If) you want to be the broker of a market where you refuse to buy our code and (if) you want to be a broker of a market where you refuse to sell you're own, then I guess here is the door.

 

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Do you know what? I think Im coming over all strange. I think I am very unwell.

I actually understood your post BS and I kinda agree with it!!!!!!!

I think I need to go and lie down :banghead:

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Now as I've officially posted four thousand times I have no choice but to enforce my authority on you. The bottom line is I would rather look at a person dead six months then your avatar. I feel only if you could capitalize your letters and spell words as they appear on paper your respect feedback would overdose. I'm leaving my trust with you to do what is best for yourself, and to do what is best for all of us.

 

Dead O'Gonner if you post sh*t, I will most certainly guarantee you as a matter of fact that you will get sh*t. It is an almighty exchange. (If) you want to be the broker of a market where you refuse to buy our code and (if) you want to be a broker of a market where you refuse to sell you're own, then I guess here is the door.

 

Do you know what? I think Im coming over all strange. I think I am very unwell.

I actually understood your post BS and I kinda agree with it!!!!!!!

I think I need to go and lie down :banghead:

 

B+

 

It's a shame it wasn't 100% perfect. Credit where it is due, it displays a great improvement on previous efforts. I've highlighted my favourite two (reoccurring) schoolboy errors.

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It's a shame it wasn't 100% perfect. Credit where it is due, it displays a great improvement on previous efforts. I've highlighted my favourite two (reoccurring) schoolboy errors.

 

Recurring?

 

Just a thought.

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Hmmm....I think the "Interesting ways to die" and "Ironic deaths" threads cover this :banghead:

 

DO'G you're not to adding imagination to the "iain" portfolio :rolleyes:

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Unless a mod posts to say different I don't Do'G is Iain in disguise. Bit harsh that. His avatar may be a picture of Iain, mind, that figures.

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