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Pavarotti, Angelotti, Francesco Totti, Tony Cottee, Merlene Ottey

 

:rip:

 

must be a limerick in there somewhere

Pavarotti was baring his botty

For a piece of Italian totty

She asked him to sing

from the depths of his ring

He said: "You must think I am dotty."

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...Anyone want a discount for tickets to see The Three Tenors ? Theres a third off.....

 

I'll get me coat...

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Pavarotti, Angelotti, Francesco Totti, Tony Cottee, Merlene Ottey

 

:rip:

 

must be a limerick in there somewhere

Pavarotti was baring his botty

For a piece of Italian totty

She asked him to sing

from the depths of his ring

He said: "You must think I am dotty."

 

 

Luciano Pavarotti

Tony Cottee on a potty

Eros fukcing Ramazotti

'Ender Dotty, Lost the plotty

Merlene Ottey, hot to trotty

Take that totty up the botty

Next on DL, please not Motty

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Once, in a fit, Pavarotti

Screamed 'Waiter, this biscuit's all spotty!!'

The waiter said 'Sir,

That's not spots that is fur,

For you're holding a mouse, not biscotti.'

 

There once was a tenor named Lou

Who sat in a bucket of glue.

When he finally broke free

He hit a high C

And I'd do the same, wouldn't you?

 

Coat on.

 

 

 

Edited 9/16/07 by the limerick police.

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Pavarotti arrives at the Pearly Gates and hands a note to St Peter.

 

It's from the Pope.

 

"Here's that tenor I owe you."

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The undertakers offered to use custom built fiat uno as a hearse

but pavs family insisted it had to be a NISSAN DORMA

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Once, in a fit, Pavarotti

Screamed 'Waiter, this biscuit's all spotty!!'

The waiter said 'Sir,

That's not spots that is fur,

For you're holding a mouse, not biscotti.'

 

There once was a tenor named Lou

Who sat in a bucket of glue.

When he finally broke free

He in cursed in high C

And I'd do the same, wouldn't you?

 

Coat on.

 

There once was a corpulent tenor

Who tucked in to his favourite Penne

For breakfast and tea

He scoffed pasta with glee

'Til he went off to join Ayrton Senna

 

***

 

Luciano loved singing in church

With his father he loved very murch

Wouldn't sing for Diana

Not even with a pianner

But Bocelli didn't leave him in the lurch

 

***

 

There once was a singer from Italy

With a big tum, and eye for a filly

He dumped his first wife

For an easier life

But his second could not find his willy

 

***

 

Luciano, Jose and Placido,

Were sipping wine in a gazebo

"I bet that tosser Bono

turns up when I'm a gonner"

said the fat man with the big libido

 

***

 

There once was a man, Pavarotti,

Who thought he could shag Merlene Ottey

The dirty old singer

Slipped her a finger

But was beaten there by Ramazotti

 

***

 

Bono sat down in his pew

Thinking "Bocelli, I can sing better than you

I'm a caring young fella

And I'm mates with Mandela"

But only The Edge thinks it's true

 

***

 

There once was a man from Modena

Who gobbled up pasta for dinner.

While a good career choice

For his lungs and his voice,

It gave him a miniscule weaner

 

***

 

etc.

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word is they had to have an extra funeral for several of the coffin bearers who dropped dead of heart attacks.They really should have done some weight training to prepare for it...

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Vast fortune in dispute, this'll be more entertaining than his final tour, and probably a lot longer lasting.

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...Anyone want a discount for tickets to see The Three Tenors ? Theres a third off.....

 

Elton John is to replace Pavarotti on the 3 tenor's upcoming tour, they are now to be billed as the 2 tenors and a 9 bob note

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...Anyone want a discount for tickets to see The Three Tenors ? Theres a third off.....

 

Elton John is to replace Pavarotti on the 3 tenor's upcoming tour, they are now to be billed as the 2 tenors and a 9 bob note

 

:blink::):lol:

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Gone but not forgotten, by his creditors anyway. Some of the papers today reporting that he's left about £7m of debt.

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That was his last groceries bill.

 

Gone but not forgotten, by his creditors anyway. Some of the papers today reporting that he's left about £7m of debt.

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It's all turned out nice for his girls. I wonder how many of his daughters by his first wife are older than their 'new mummy'? That's got to make things awkward doesn't it?

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Herbert Breslin, who was Pavarotti's manager for 36 years, has died aged 87.

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Needs to be tagged as well

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