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After doing a bit more surfing, I have come across the following testicular cancer scare article. When you read it you will see that the lump on the Dennis crown jewels was benign, but I mention it here for two reasons.

1 - His name can be noted and any reoccurance can be monitored for DeathList research purposes.

2 - Seeing as a number of members of the DeathList like to write witty headlines, they might like to have a crack at this one - assuming that the cancer would see him off.

 

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2732106

 

DWB :unsure:

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Oh, we do like a headline here at DL HQ - well spotted :unsure:

 

What an interesting find. Ok, here are my two....

 

1. UH-UHHHHH!

 

X

X

X

 

...or however you phonetically spell that noise that Mr Babbage, super computer, makes!!

 

2. Balls!

 

BTW I question the "funnyman" assertion. I'm sure you will share my sense unease of this.

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Its obcsure but I saw him in Hampstead thois morning looking fine. Also saw his ex-missus in Marylebone last week loooking like a flounder.

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loooking like a flounder.

?!?

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loooking like a flounder.

?!?

A flounder.

... I knew it was a fish ...

 

I just didn't get the context - some nu lond'n slang izit ?

 

PS The photo's great

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Also saw his ex-missus in Marylebone last week loooking like a flounder.

?!?

A flounder.

... I knew it was a fish ...

 

I just didn't get the context - some nu lond'n slang izit ?

 

PS The photo's great

I am guessing that Millwall was referring to Les Dennis's ex-missus as being either flat or skinny like a flounder. Blimey, that’s not a very flattering comment! :lol:

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Also saw his ex-missus in Marylebone last week loooking like a flounder.

?!?

A flounder.

... I knew it was a fish ...

 

I just didn't get the context - some nu lond'n slang izit ?

 

PS The photo's great

I am guessing that Millwall was referring to Les Dennis's ex-missus as being either flat or skinny like a flounder. Blimey, that’s not a very flattering comment! :lol:

I wouldn't mind baiting my hook with her. ( fnarr fnarr...)

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Gone fishin'

 

amanda_holden_5.jpg

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Guest IYG

*gulp*

 

I'll start the bidding at $500.

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Gone fishin'

[snip]

*gulp*

I'll start the bidding at $500.

I'm sure Les would give his right testicle to do that. Oops too late.

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Ms Holden has eyes like a flounder. All other body parts bear no resemblance at all (except maybe her brain).

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Should the headline be "Less Dennis"?

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I meant flat skinny and poutty

My original offer still stands, I have a little maggot for bait!

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As there was a recent story in The Times behind a paywall I couldn't read, thought I'd do a little search on Les Dennis Heseltine.

 

As it turns out, he's lost some weight doing some sort of TV challenge, reversed a pre-diabetes diagnosis and actively advertising that he would like to be on Strictly Come Dancing. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5500037/Les-Dennis-reveals-hes-lost-19Ibs-reversed-pre-diabetes.html (March 2018)

 

So we'll be waiting a while for him I guess.

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Les Dennis is trending so I thought I'd have a look.

 

Someone seems to have falsely accused him of something. This has escalated out of hand, but some of it is quite funny.

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4 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Les Dennis is trending so I thought I'd have a look.

 

Someone seems to have falsely accused him of something. This has escalated out of hand, but some of it is quite funny.


Just seen this! Sounds like a right bastard by all accounts:

 

“I saw Les Dennis throwing Guide Dogs off the top of a multi-storey car park a few years back. He seemed especially pleased when they didn’t die straight away.”

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Les Dennis now appearing as Grandad in the Only Fools musical. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11430801/Now-starring-Fools-musical-Les-Dennis-reveals-careers-heartbreak-tragedy.html

 

Must be nice to be described thus: 

 

Now 69, Les Dennis is a survivor. Having won New Faces in the early 70s as an impressionist and comedian, he's one of very few men left standing from a generation of comics who have otherwise died, been lost to scandal or faded away.

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How is he not even 70 yet?

Always thought he was much older 

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5 hours ago, Philip said:

How is he not even 70 yet?

Always thought he was much older 

As the article states, he started very young and has been on TV for about 50 years. Random fact, his actual surname is Heseltine. Not sure if he's related. 

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