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Man dies after exploding toilet mystery.

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Man dies after exploding toilet mystery.

 

I missed read the headline first time around

 

I thought it read Man bummed in Hastings toilet dies :lol: :lol: :lol:

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http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

 

Give yourself a massive boner.

 

Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.

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"Old man dies whilst having sex" is not such an amazing thing, but I love this news report which mentions "What Killed Pappy? The style that young woman played", "he died whilst jerking off" and "crowds trooped before a hotel" to see his corpse as if this is as serious as the meltdown of the world's financial institutions - http://allafrica.com/stories/201206081177.html

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I have just discovered that on every December 31st back in the olden days,, Australian newspapers would summarise the list of most interesting deaths of the year. Some samples:

 

 

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189

 

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=189

 

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190

 

"The accidental deaths reported to the press during the year have been rather numerous, though less than in 1889, and of a very varied description." - The journo is finding it entertaining!

 

http://trove.nla.gov...|||l-decade=190

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http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

 

Give yourself a massive boner.

 

Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.

 

I'm sure you must have first-hand experience...

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http://www.dailymail...tyle-pills.html

 

Give yourself a massive boner.

 

Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear.

 

I'm sure you must have first-hand experience...

 

a basset hounds ear : yes one of my old neighbours used to have one.

 

Dead bodies : No im not a killer or an undertaker

 

cocks : only my own .

 

:D

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http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug

 

Death....By coffee cup lol

 

She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home.

Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month.

 

Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then...........

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http://news.sky.com/...with-coffee-mug

 

Death....By coffee cup lol

 

She is accused of hitting him with the coffee mug and then stabbing him with the broken pieces at their home.

Her husband of almost 50 years and the father of her three daughters was pronounced dead at the scene in April, but the death was not considered to be murder until the beginning of this month.

 

Feck sake, they must have thought it was an accident then...........

 

Well coffee mugs are dangerous things. Handle them wrong and you're a gonner. What a smart woman to mask her crime in such crafty way lol

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Long jumper Salim Sdiri didn't actually die but it's interesting to see a sporting urban myth become reality. Ouch.

 

 

There is a story that exactly that happened at my secondary school, but sadly I think that is a myth too. There were plenty of PE teachers I would have gladly speared just for fun.

German official Dieter Strack wasn't so lucky.

 

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Is that slurry as in shit? That's deadly.

 

We had an accident a few years ago here. Two men suffocated in a pig shit storage cellar, the second one while trying to rescue the first victim.

 

regards,

Hein

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Is that slurry as in shit? That's deadly.

 

We had an accident a few years ago here. Two men suffocated in a pig shit storage cellar, the second one while trying to rescue the first victim.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Guess they weren't happy as pigs in shit

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Is that slurry as in shit? That's deadly.

 

We had an accident a few years ago here. Two men suffocated in a pig shit storage cellar, the second one while trying to rescue the first victim.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Guess they weren't happy as pigs in shit

 

One of them was a professional rugby union player

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevin_Spence

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Happened at Hillsborough, County Down, wonder how the Sun will report it?

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