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Sally Farmiloe is one of those picks who would normally get their own thread (because she's gonna make an appearance talking about how she's dying every week or so until she actually dies), but just isn't interesting enough.

 

Anyway, over the weekend in the Telegraph she is banging the usual drum but confirms she is currently in palliative care. Preferable to having Jeffrey Archer's fetid chub in your mouth, in fairness.

 

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her

 

Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn.

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Sally Farmiloe is one of those picks who would normally get their own thread (because she's gonna make an appearance talking about how she's dying every week or so until she actually dies), but just isn't interesting enough.

 

Anyway, over the weekend in the Telegraph she is banging the usual drum but confirms she is currently in palliative care. Preferable to having Jeffrey Archer's fetid chub in your mouth, in fairness.

 

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her

 

Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn.

 

So, will Lord Archer do the decent thing and show up for the funeral?

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I wouldn't be surprised if he took Mary with him, when Sally's time comes...........he's that sort of cheeky bastard!

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If what they say about the size of feet aligning with other men's sizes, Thorpey's friends shoiuld be well pleased and I suppose, well satisfied

 

I thought it was noses - but they would probably be equally satisfied.

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Sally Farmiloe is one of those picks who would normally get their own thread (because she's gonna make an appearance talking about how she's dying every week or so until she actually dies), but just isn't interesting enough.

 

Anyway, over the weekend in the Telegraph she is banging the usual drum but confirms she is currently in palliative care. Preferable to having Jeffrey Archer's fetid chub in your mouth, in fairness.

 

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her

 

Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn.

 

So, will Lord Archer do the decent thing and show up for the funeral?

 

Dunno, did he make it to Monica Coghlan's?

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Sally Farmiloe is one of those picks who would normally get their own thread (because she's gonna make an appearance talking about how she's dying every week or so until she actually dies), but just isn't interesting enough.

 

Anyway, over the weekend in the Telegraph she is banging the usual drum but confirms she is currently in palliative care. Preferable to having Jeffrey Archer's fetid chub in your mouth, in fairness.

 

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her

 

Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn.

 

So, will Lord Archer do the decent thing and show up for the funeral?

 

Dunno, did he make it to Monica Coghlan's?

Surely he was too grand for that.
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Sally Farmiloe is one of those picks who would normally get their own thread (because she's gonna make an appearance talking about how she's dying every week or so until she actually dies), but just isn't interesting enough.

 

Anyway, over the weekend in the Telegraph she is banging the usual drum but confirms she is currently in palliative care. Preferable to having Jeffrey Archer's fetid chub in your mouth, in fairness.

 

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her

 

Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn.

 

So, will Lord Archer do the decent thing and show up for the funeral?

 

Dunno, did he make it to Monica Coghlan's?

 

Yeah, and they charged him for entry!

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Sally Farmiloe is one of those picks who would normally get their own thread (because she's gonna make an appearance talking about how she's dying every week or so until she actually dies), but just isn't interesting enough.

 

Anyway, over the weekend in the Telegraph she is banging the usual drum but confirms she is currently in palliative care. Preferable to having Jeffrey Archer's fetid chub in your mouth, in fairness.

 

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her

 

Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn.

 

I must admit I now have a vested interest in Sally Farmiloe (to rhyme with hardlyknown) NOT going as she is one of Whitehouse's Deathrace picks and they are the only player below me in the Deathtrudge league table.

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Sally Farmiloe is one of those picks who would normally get their own thread (because she's gonna make an appearance talking about how she's dying every week or so until she actually dies), but just isn't interesting enough.

 

Anyway, over the weekend in the Telegraph she is banging the usual drum but confirms she is currently in palliative care. Preferable to having Jeffrey Archer's fetid chub in your mouth, in fairness.

 

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her

 

Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn.

 

I must admit I now have a vested interest in Sally Farmiloe (to rhyme with hardlyknown) NOT going as she is one of Whitehouse's Deathrace picks and they are the only player below me in the Deathtrudge league table.

 

DeathTRUDGE, I am loving that.

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Sally Farmiloe is one of those picks who would normally get their own thread (because she's gonna make an appearance talking about how she's dying every week or so until she actually dies), but just isn't interesting enough.

 

Anyway, over the weekend in the Telegraph she is banging the usual drum but confirms she is currently in palliative care. Preferable to having Jeffrey Archer's fetid chub in your mouth, in fairness.

 

Not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her not starting a thread for her

 

Too ill to attend her own birthday. Which, considering even a month ago she was turning up to fucking dog fashion shows, probably indicates we're on the clock. Update via, of course, the personal facebook page of Vicki Michelle from Allo Allo/70s softcore porn.

 

I must admit I now have a vested interest in Sally Farmiloe (to rhyme with hardlyknown) NOT going as she is one of Whitehouse's Deathrace picks and they are the only player below me in the Deathtrudge league table.

 

Correction: Only player with any points below you in the Deathtrudge league table...

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More like Deathlurch..... Deathcreep, Deathslink. Deathcrawlthewayyoudoafter38pints

 

And possibly Deathschlep.

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First Brit to finish tour de France, Brian Robinson falls off his bike and breaks collerbone.

 

Would defo get obit...

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First Brit to finish tour de France, Brian Robinson falls off his bike and breaks collerbone.

 

Would defo get obit...

 

Of course he would, but - broken collarbone aside - he was in fine fettle tearing up those Yorkshire hills on his bike a few weeks back. May well be breathing in another 20 years.

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First Brit to finish tour de France, Brian Robinson falls off his bike and breaks collerbone.

 

Would defo get obit...

 

Of course he would, but - broken collarbone aside - he was in fine fettle tearing up those Yorkshire hills on his bike a few weeks back. May well be breathing in another 20 years.

 

True, but some people just go in fine health. I'd call him to be one of those in 3/4 years.

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Of course he would, but - broken collarbone aside - he was in fine fettle tearing up those Yorkshire hills on his bike a few weeks back. May well be breathing in another 20 years.

 

Aye but collerbone is nasty at any age.

 

Whats the Murray Walker stat on survival with a broken hip after 12 months? Coin flip?

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Albert Reynolds (ex-Irish Primeminister) 81 years old and in 'late stages' of alzheimer's. Chancy for 2015.

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Albert Reynolds (ex-Irish Primeminister) 81 years old and in 'late stages' of alzheimer's. Chancy for 2015.

 

There's a few of us out here who'll be gutted if he lasts that long.

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Yep, the Ebola doctor lasted one day.

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The mistake we are making here on this interview is that we are focussing on the prospects of the Thorpedo but really we should be trying to work out how long Parky has left?

 

Yeah. You're right. Falsely inventing some non-existent "suicide risk" for people seems to be a popular fucktard thing to do at the moment, someone did it in some other thread talkin' about some other non-"candidate" recently that I can't recall atm.

 

 

There are only a small number of celebrities who commit suicide maybe 1 a year who would feature on this site. I am struggling to come up with more names than Kurt Cobain, Alexander McQueen, Mark Speight, Ian Curtis and Stuart Adamson. I am sure there are more but not that many so from a game playing point of view it would be better to focus on those with documented drug and alcohol problems rather than trying to spot the elusive suicide.

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There are only a small number of celebrities who commit suicide maybe 1 a year who would feature on this site. I am struggling to come up with more names than Kurt Cobain, Alexander McQueen, Mark Speight, Ian Curtis and Stuart Adamson. I am sure there are more but not that many so from a game playing point of view it would be better to focus on those with documented drug and alcohol problems rather than trying to spot the elusive suicide.

 

Billy Mackenzie

Isabella Blow

L'Wren Scott

Angela Scoular ............

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More of a "non-suggestion for 2015" but in lieu of any other place to put it...

 

DDP favourite Ryan Buell, allegedly a bit fraudy.

 

And he still has "health issues" but your mileage may vary if he's actually playing those up much more than they are, as one might suspect... [i fully accept looking like a cunt if he now carks it in the next week.]

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There are only a small number of celebrities who commit suicide maybe 1 a year who would feature on this site. I am struggling to come up with more names than Kurt Cobain, Alexander McQueen, Mark Speight, Ian Curtis and Stuart Adamson. I am sure there are more but not that many so from a game playing point of view it would be better to focus on those with documented drug and alcohol problems rather than trying to spot the elusive suicide.

 

Billy Mackenzie

Isabella Blow

L'Wren Scott

Angela Scoular ............

 

OK two of those had me shrugging "who?" and the other two had more famous husbands. I don't think this invalidates my argument.

 

But we all like a good list.....

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There are only a small number of celebrities who commit suicide maybe 1 a year who would feature on this site. I am struggling to come up with more names than Kurt Cobain, Alexander McQueen, Mark Speight, Ian Curtis and Stuart Adamson. I am sure there are more but not that many so from a game playing point of view it would be better to focus on those with documented drug and alcohol problems rather than trying to spot the elusive suicide.

 

Billy Mackenzie

Isabella Blow

L'Wren Scott

Angela Scoular ............

 

OK two of those had me shrugging "who?" and the other two had more famous husbands. I don't think this invalidates my argument.

 

But we all like a good list.....

 

 

I think you'll find that they've all "featured on this site". Why would it matter if they had a more famous partner?

 

I am shocked that you had heard of Stuart Adamson but not Billy Mackenzie.

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There are only a small number of celebrities who commit suicide maybe 1 a year who would feature on this site. I am struggling to come up with more names than Kurt Cobain, Alexander McQueen, Mark Speight, Ian Curtis and Stuart Adamson. I am sure there are more but not that many so from a game playing point of view it would be better to focus on those with documented drug and alcohol problems rather than trying to spot the elusive suicide.

 

Billy Mackenzie

Isabella Blow

L'Wren Scott

Angela Scoular ............

 

OK two of those had me shrugging "who?" and the other two had more famous husbands. I don't think this invalidates my argument.

 

But we all like a good list.....

 

 

I think you'll find that they've all "featured on this site". Why would it matter if they had a more famous partner?

 

I am shocked that you had heard of Stuart Adamson but not Billy Mackenzie.

 

Really? I have just wiki'd him and unless this is a Scottish thing Big Country were much bigger than the Associates and he left before their only noteworthy hit.

 

The point about having more famous husbands is that although they were famous in their own right if they had not had such famous husbands their death would have been less noticiable in the media and as nobody had picked L'Wren in the DDP it goes to show suicides are hard to predict.

 

The list I would like to see is how many suicides have actually scored DDP points.

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