Yvonne 300 Posted October 10, 2009 John Kettley has added me as a friend on Death List. OMG that is amazing because I do not have any friends let alone famous friends, why add me what have I done? The question is I suppose is this the real John Kettley or is he an impostor? http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=john+...971cfd95a28cf9b I am sure that the moderators will know. Anyway John welcome to this forum - pleased to have you with us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted October 10, 2009 John Kettley has added me as a friend on Death List. OMG that is amazing because I do not have any friends let alone famous friends, why add me what have I done? The question is I suppose is this the real John Kettley or is he an impostor? http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=john+...971cfd95a28cf9b I am sure that the moderators will know. Anyway John welcome to this forum - pleased to have you with us. I truly dont know whether to congratulate an existing members genius in the creation of "Yvonne" or whether to feel a deep sense of sadness for a "real" Yvonne sitting alone at her computer, cats meowing around her feet.............. Sod it.........Yvonne sweetie, you have another friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yvonne 300 Posted October 10, 2009 John Kettley has added me as a friend on Death List. OMG that is amazing because I do not have any friends let alone famous friends, why add me what have I done? The question is I suppose is this the real John Kettley or is he an impostor? http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=john+...971cfd95a28cf9b I am sure that the moderators will know. Anyway John welcome to this forum - pleased to have you with us. I truly dont know whether to congratulate an existing members genius in the creation of "Yvonne" or whether to feel a deep sense of sadness for a "real" Yvonne sitting alone at her computer, cats meowing around her feet.............. Sod it.........Yvonne sweetie, you have another friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 890 Posted October 10, 2009 I added you too, Yvonne. Not only because getting a friend gave you such joy, but also because I'm sick of looking at my "Friends" icon and having it say "you have no friends". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted October 10, 2009 I think its our duty, as upstanding citizens, to take Yvonne under our wing. Come on people, lets all add Yvonne to our friends list!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yvonne 300 Posted October 10, 2009 Yes but is he the real John Kettley?? John Kettley is a weatherman and is on television every day. I did not realise that you had added me as a friend - where do I find my friends?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted October 10, 2009 Yes but is he the real John Kettley?? John Kettley is a weatherman and is on television every day. I did not realise that you had added me as a friend - where do I find my friends?? Why do I get the distinct impression that im getting f'ucked over?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 890 Posted October 10, 2009 I added you as a friend, Yvonne, but you keep talking about John Kettley. Am I less important because I'm not on TV? My feelings are hurt now. I think I need a poem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted October 10, 2009 I added you as a friend, Yvonne, but you keep talking about John Kettley. Am I less important because I'm not on TV? My feelings are hurt now. I think I need a poem. .......I think I need my head examining........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 10, 2009 I added you too, Yvonne. Not only because getting a friend gave you such joy, but also because I'm sick of looking at my "Friends" icon and having it say "you have no friends". And for those very same reasons, I have too... Even though you rival Paul Neil Milne Johnstone in the worst poetry ever stakes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yvonne 300 Posted October 10, 2009 A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 10, 2009 A friend is like a flower,a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend. Quod Erat Demonstrandum... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted October 10, 2009 A friend is like a flower,a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend. We both lie silently still In the dead of the night Although we both lie close together We feel miles apart inside Was it something I said or something I did Did my words not come out right Though I tried not to hurt you Though I tried But I guess thats why they say Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn I listen to our favorite song Playing on the radio Hear the dj say loves a game of easy come and easy go But I wonder does he know Has he ever felt like this And I know that youd be here right now If I could have let you know somehow I guess Though its been a while now I can still feel so much pain Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals But the scar, that scar remains I know I could have saved a love that night If Id known what to say Instead of makin love We both made our separate ways But now I hear you found somebody new And that I never meant that much to you To hear that tears me up inside And to see you cuts me like a knife I guess Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,631 Posted October 10, 2009 Can I be your friend as well Yvonne? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yvonne 300 Posted October 10, 2009 Can I be your friend as well Yvonne? Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Kettley 49 Posted October 10, 2009 Can I be your friend as well Yvonne? Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you. You can call me John. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,631 Posted October 10, 2009 Can I be your friend as well Yvonne? Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you. You can call me HCW if you like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,631 Posted October 10, 2009 Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Approved! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yvonne 300 Posted October 10, 2009 Can I be your friend as well Yvonne? Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you. You can call me John. Ok John - what sort of winter are we going to have weatherwise?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,631 Posted October 10, 2009 Can I be your friend as well Yvonne? Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you. You can call me John. Ok John - what sort of winter are we going to have weatherwise?? I would guess a cold one, however, I'm sure Kettles will be more accurate. Over to you John Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 890 Posted October 10, 2009 A friend is like a flower,a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend. Now I feel better. Thank you so much. You can call me deadsox, or dx for friends like you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 890 Posted October 10, 2009 Can I be your friend as well Yvonne? Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you. You can call me John. Ok John - what sort of winter are we going to have weatherwise?? I would guess a cold one, however, I'm sure Kettles will be more accurate. Over to you John What? A cold one? I'll have a cold one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,631 Posted October 10, 2009 Can I be your friend as well Yvonne? Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you. You can call me John. Ok John - what sort of winter are we going to have weatherwise?? I would guess a cold one, however, I'm sure Kettles will be more accurate. Over to you John What? A cold one? I'll have a cold one! A cold one on its way over DX. Mind you, with the postal strikes here, it might be warm by the time it gets to you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted October 10, 2009 I'm going to call this whole thread daft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
