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#1 Paul Bearer

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:39 PM

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 01:38 AM

View PostPaul Bearer, on 27 May 2013 - 09:39 PM, said:

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I think Adolf would of preferred to have been on a bottle of vanilla coke.
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 12:10 PM

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Taking the piss? you know...I think someone is.
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 05:52 PM

Since my ability to post pics is gone....somebody do me a favour.....

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Edited by Paul Bearer, 28 May 2013 - 06:00 PM.
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 08:36 PM

So you can fuck off several million Germans but you have to liaise with the Muslim brotherhood to decide whether putting Mohammed on a Coke can is a good idea.
Naturally, it was decided by the brotherhood that it may not be.......
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 04:25 PM

Posted ImageNot to be outdone, Irn Bru come up with a winner. ;) :o
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 05:57 AM

I fancy some wooden stick with shitto sauce.

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 09:56 AM

View PostVSBfromH, on 01 June 2013 - 05:57 AM, said:

I fancy some wooden stick with shitto sauce.

Fufu flour sounds like a euphemism ......
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 09:16 PM

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 03:49 AM

Its does say cheap, fast and easy...
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Posted 02 June 2013 - 05:03 AM

View PostBody Snatcher 44, on 02 June 2013 - 03:49 AM, said:

Its does say cheap, fast and easy...
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Posted 03 June 2013 - 06:16 PM

View PostLord Fellatio Nelson, on 28 May 2013 - 08:36 PM, said:

So you can fuck off several million Germans but you have to liaise with the Muslim brotherhood to decide whether putting Mohammed on a Coke can is a good idea.
Naturally, it was decided by the brotherhood that it may not be.......
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 07:56 PM

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 01:43 AM

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:52 PM

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:32 PM

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 07:40 PM

Alan Shearer does WHAT!?!?!?!?!? :o Posted Image
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Posted 17 June 2013 - 08:04 PM

And yet, that's still not the funniest thing there.
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Posted 17 June 2013 - 08:14 PM

Should have taken a picture or three down at Stevenage's Sainsbury's tonight.

When I got there someone had put "Gavin" and "Stacey" together, so I had a go with what I could find.

"Carl" "Mark" "Mark"

"Rachael" "Friends"

"Mathew", "Mark", "Luke"... but for the life of me I couldn't find a "John".

Sadly this week I also couldn't find a "Lewis" (Hamilton) to put next to the "Ashley" (Young).

Come to think of it, do you think they mind us messing with their stock?
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