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[maryportfuncity]

Wayne Rooney's injury could see him out of action for four weeks. Then again, it's the the first time he's been confined to bed with a very nasty gash!

[BadEgg]

When are The Huns playing Stoneybridge????

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy]

Octopus of Odstock, on 17 April 2012 - 09:13 PM, said:

harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy, on 09 April 2012 - 06:26 PM, said:

It was, if you call winning the league by two goals after losing the final game while your rivals won 8-2 a piece of piss. Just six more promotions and we're in the Prem.



First Division North

1. Chester 44 14 6 2 15 4 3 29 10 5 107 36 71 97
2. Skelmersdale 44 14 4 4 16 3 3 30 7 7 117 48 69 97
3. Chorley 44 14 3 5 11 8 3 25 11 8 87 43 44 86
4. Curzon Ashton 44 14 4 4 11 6 5 25 10 9 85 49 36 85

Evo-Stik Premier tucked away in front of 5,009, not bad for a seventh-tier match.

Hope to see Chester in the Premier soon, we got there tonight and now Match of the Day is worth watching again and best of all, I don't have to watch the god-awful Football League show.

Come on you Royals!

Ah football. It's back and the Olympics are just a beautiful, fading memory.

Despite winning our first four Conference North games, CFC sit in a lowly third place behind the red-hot Brackley (Northants) and Guiseley (Yorks?)

[Lord Fellatio Nelson]

Dear Mary
It appears that the football Gods have decided to pit the might of Carlisle Utd against the lowly Tottenham Hotspurs FC in the two bob cup.
May I suggest you get the Champers out, make sure its nicely chilled, and have a bit fat fook off cigar to chomp on.
Judging by our performance today ( I was there unfortunately) you are going to smash the fuck out of us.
Yours
LFN

[BadEgg]

AVB will be back on a Portugese beach wanking himself silly by Christmas - They've got their Tottenham back!!!!!

[the_engineer]

BadEgg, on 02 September 2012 - 03:56 PM, said:

AVB will be back on a Portugese beach wanking himself silly by Christmas - They've got their Tottenham back!!!!!

He has brought the good old days back to tottenham !! The days of middle table mediocrity and always in arsenal's shadow .

[charon]

http://forum.rangers...howtopic=237403

^^^^
one of the more amusing threads from there in a while, a guy who joined up 15/02/12 with 2 posts in total has started this thread about Ladbrokes virtual racing having a runner called ''no huns in the SPL''



A few demands for the promised screenshot, but a quick google by me gives....... http://www.ladbrokes...x?HorID=62235BF

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Owner Celtic FC

They will go tits when someone looks further instead of just threatening to withdraw their business

[Damon Killian]

charon, on 03 September 2012 - 07:34 PM, said:

http://forum.rangers...howtopic=237403

^^^^
one of the more amusing threads from there in a while, a guy who joined up 15/02/12 with 2 posts in total has started this thread about Ladbrokes virtual racing having a runner called ''no huns in the SPL''



A few demands for the promised screenshot, but a quick google by me gives....... http://www.ladbrokes...x?HorID=62235BF

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Owner Celtic FC

They will go tits when someone looks further instead of just threatening to withdraw their business

What a shame, winding the dirty cunts up

Half of them have only just learnt to read and write

[charon]

Yongle Emperor, on 03 September 2012 - 08:34 PM, said:

What a shame, winding the dirty cunts up

Half of them have only just learnt to read and write

Well I posted it elsewhere and a member of both reposted it to RangersMedia and started calling the OP a Tim, Tarrier, bigot etc etc saying he is me (my username from the other place)....

Its not going down too well with the OP

[Damon Killian]

Who's the jockey, Lester Bigot ? :-)

[the_engineer]

charon, on 03 September 2012 - 07:34 PM, said:

http://forum.rangers...howtopic=237403

^^^^
one of the more amusing threads from there in a while, a guy who joined up 15/02/12 with 2 posts in total has started this thread about Ladbrokes virtual racing having a runner called ''no huns in the SPL''



A few demands for the promised screenshot, but a quick google by me gives....... http://www.ladbrokes...x?HorID=62235BF

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Owner Celtic FC

They will go tits when someone looks further instead of just threatening to withdraw their business

I don't see the problem the horse's name is only stating facts . There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

[charon]

the_engineer, on 04 September 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

I don't see the problem the horse's name is only stating facts . There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

The hun word though is 'iffy' (classed as sectarian and doesn't get past the wordfilter on some sites).

Some of the other ones are class

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Harry Potter and the Specky Fenian bastard.

Seems you can call them whatever the hell you want.

[Magere Hein]

the_engineer, on 04 September 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

regards,
Hein

[charon]

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 04 September 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

regards,
Hein

Andy Thom, Stefan Klos, George Albertz, Andreas Hinkel, Dirk Lehmann, Christian Nerlinger, Mathias Jack off the top of my head, there has been a few

[the_engineer]

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 04 September 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

regards,
Hein

I thought they were krauts not huns ? haha

[Magere Hein]

charon, on 04 September 2012 - 08:01 PM, said:

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 04 September 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

Andy Thom, Stefan Klos, George Albertz, Andreas Hinkel, Dirk Lehmann, Christian Nerlinger, Mathias Jack off the top of my head, there has been a few

Not exactly household names, Hinkel I recognise, didn't he play in the German national team? Oh, I see, so did Nerlinger.

The evidence is incontrovertible: huns did play in the SPL. And now they don't (I checked at Wikipedia, so I may be wrong).

regards,
Hein

[Damon Killian]

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 08:54 PM, said:

charon, on 04 September 2012 - 08:01 PM, said:

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 04 September 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

Andy Thom, Stefan Klos, George Albertz, Andreas Hinkel, Dirk Lehmann, Christian Nerlinger, Mathias Jack off the top of my head, there has been a few

Not exactly household names, Hinkel I recognise, didn't he play in the German national team? Oh, I see, so did Nerlinger.

The evidence is incontrovertible: huns did play in the SPL. And now they don't (I checked at Wikipedia, so I may be wrong).

regards,
Hein

Jorg Albetz played for the German team as well

[charon]

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 08:54 PM, said:

Not exactly household names, Hinkel I recognise, didn't he play in the German national team? Oh, I see, so did Nerlinger.

The evidence is incontrovertible: huns did play in the SPL. And now they don't (I checked at Wikipedia, so I may be wrong).

regards,
Hein

So did Klos if I mind right hein.

We were better at exporting to the Bundesliga though, just as good as our friends to the South who I only really remember, Woodcock, Keegan and Francis doing well for, whereas Scots such as McInally, McLeod, O'Neill and Lambert strode out to fine effect.
(I dont count Hargreaves 'cos he wasn't English)

[Paul Bearer]

Yongle Emperor, on 04 September 2012 - 09:02 PM, said:

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 08:54 PM, said:

charon, on 04 September 2012 - 08:01 PM, said:

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 04 September 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

Andy Thom, Stefan Klos, George Albertz, Andreas Hinkel, Dirk Lehmann, Christian Nerlinger, Mathias Jack off the top of my head, there has been a few

Not exactly household names, Hinkel I recognise, didn't he play in the German national team? Oh, I see, so did Nerlinger.

The evidence is incontrovertible: huns did play in the SPL. And now they don't (I checked at Wikipedia, so I may be wrong).

regards,
Hein

Jorg Albetz played for the German team as well

He went to my beloved Clyde for a spell. Poor pics of his debut goal.

[Lady Grendel]

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 08:54 PM, said:

charon, on 04 September 2012 - 08:01 PM, said:

Magere Hein, on 04 September 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 04 September 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

Andy Thom, Stefan Klos, George Albertz, Andreas Hinkel, Dirk Lehmann, Christian Nerlinger, Mathias Jack off the top of my head, there has been a few

Not exactly household names, Hinkel I recognise, didn't he play in the German national team? Oh, I see, so did Nerlinger.

The evidence is incontrovertible: huns did play in the SPL. And now they don't (I checked at Wikipedia, so I may be wrong).

regards,
Hein

Mostly not household names outside Scotland which is why they ended up in our backwater leagues. You all know I am a supporter of Celtic F.C.* the surviving 'Ugly Sister' of the SPL. Andreas Thom played for us from 1995 to 1997, he was capped about 50 times by East Germany and a handful of times for the reunified German team. I can remember being in Switzerland on holiday in 1998 and my ex had a Celtic T-shirt on when we stopped at a cafe for lunch near the Eiger, one of the waiters was German and came rushing over and embraced my ex saying exuberantly 'Andreas Thom, legend'. We got excellent service and some free drinks that day .

* I hope I can be excused supporting CFC on the grounds that I also support my local teams too, Clydebank (shafted by the Steedman brothers greed but we fight on) and of course, the team that play at Holm Park, 500 yards down the road from where I grew up in Glasgow, Yoker Pathetic, er I mean Athletic.........