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Playing gigs again. Looks like his Nando's card is fully filled:

 

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He looks a bit bloated these days.

Same how Marc Bolan started looking when he was hooked on barbiturates.

 

wow i haven't seen a picture of him in years he looks awful he has a grey colour to him aswell.Though he is not as bad as winehouse looked but apart from being the walking dead its pretty hard to look as bad as winehouse did at her worst.

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I'm imagining Thai rehab as a well-intentioned bunch doing what they can in a run-down and over-crowded mansion whilst drug dealers fight each other for the best pavement slots to mug the bewildered types as they exit the front door.

 

Cue another round of his mum talking to the press.

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I'm imagining Thai rehab as a well-intentioned bunch doing what they can in a run-down and over-crowded mansion whilst drug dealers fight each other for the best pavement slots to mug the bewildered types as they exit the front door.

 

Cue another round of his mum talking to the press.

 

I'm impressed that they actually have drug rehab in Thailand

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I'm imagining Thai rehab as a well-intentioned bunch doing what they can in a run-down and over-crowded mansion whilst drug dealers fight each other for the best pavement slots to mug the bewildered types as they exit the front door.

 

Cue another round of his mum talking to the press.

 

I'm impressed that they actually have drug rehab in Thailand

 

I think they probably just gave him a 100 thai hookers and hoped all the sex would take his mind of the drugs.

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I'm imagining Thai rehab as a well-intentioned bunch doing what they can in a run-down and over-crowded mansion whilst drug dealers fight each other for the best pavement slots to mug the bewildered types as they exit the front door.

 

Cue another round of his mum talking to the press.

 

I'm impressed that they actually have drug rehab in Thailand

 

I think they probably just gave him a 100 thai hookers and hoped all the sex would take his mind of the drugs.

 

Didn't know ladyboys were his bag

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I'm imagining Thai rehab as a well-intentioned bunch doing what they can in a run-down and over-crowded mansion whilst drug dealers fight each other for the best pavement slots to mug the bewildered types as they exit the front door.

 

Cue another round of his mum talking to the press.

 

I'm impressed that they actually have drug rehab in Thailand

 

I think they probably just gave him a 100 thai hookers and hoped all the sex would take his mind of the drugs.

 

Didn't know ladyboys were his bag

 

you mean this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW4yAPpEwT0

 

or a lady that's really a man ? :D

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Sunday Times has an interview with this 33 year old musician (sic) who was much discussed in these esteemed pages as a possible DL entry. Seems to have cleaned up his act, but then again Leopards and spots etc.

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Found a new flatmate

 

They should keep each other on the straight and narrow.

 

All they need now is Gazza and the three of them will be clean for life .

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A few days ago Pete Doherty failed to show up to the opening of his own art exhibition in Spain - "paintings" which he has made with his own blood. He decided to stay in his hotel room instead - for 48 hours.

 

http://www.theolivep...ibition-launch/

 

He's also working on a solo album.

 

http://www.411mania....-In-Hamburg.htm

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Doctors have told him he is fine so long as he doesn't look back into the Sun as it's rubbish.

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Pete Docherty has turned into a right Chunky Junkie.

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Don't look back into the bun

 

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Don't look back into the bun

 

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Bad boy, someone should give him a smack!

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He's gone from KFC to er..lot's of KFC!

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***Awful pun alert***

 

***Awful pun alert***

 

Pete Dougheaty

 

***Alert over. It is safe to return to your homes***

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The Libertines were due to play a launch gig for their new album in Camden tonight, but Pete Doherty went missing not long before it was due to start.

 

There's rumours flying around that he may have snuffed it, but as yet nothing has been confirmed.

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The Libertines were due to play a launch gig for their new album in Camden tonight, but Pete Doherty went missing not long before it was due to start.

 

There's rumours flying around that he may have snuffed it, but as yet nothing has been confirmed.

 

Indeed, still no news

 

 

He's fatter these days, so should be easier to spot than during his thin white twat phase.

 

News page which will doubtless get updated when he stumbles into the light

 

 

http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/11/the-libertines-cancel-gig-two-hours-after-set-should-have-started-because-pete-doherty-went-awol-5386152/

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What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall...

 

Life imitating art.

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Apparently he was on Soccer AM last week and was wired to the tits. It's not going to end well for him...

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....4 eggs , 4 bacon, 4 sausage quarter pounder burger, chips, hash browns,onion rings, bubble, beans or tomatoes, mushrooms, 2 slices of thick bread and a tea or coffee ...

 

 

Sure I'm not the only person reading that and thinking "I could smash that easily." The getting up from the seat again bit might be tricky, mind you.

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