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[Paul Bearer]

He was a good(?) actor

[honez]

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the boss man was da gr8est wrestler who lived and i goin 2 miss him

Never was there such a touching and well thought out eulogy.
Well done. 10 points.

[Paul Bearer]

sorry for being a sceptic, but, " wrestler?" These people are entertainers and are probably members of equity.

[Teddy]

boss man #1 in the hearts of the, on Sep 28 2004, 08:23 PM, said:

does anybody know how he died?

According to the Internet Movie Database it was a heart attack.

And yes, heaven can wait, 'wrestlers' are actors, and have Equity cards. But I did read once that strippers can also have equity cards, and I am sure they don't just act at taking their clothes off At least, I hope not!

But I do recall watching a documentary about Brett 'The Hit Man' Hart, in which his last fight was scripted to some extent (they seemed to pass messages to each other saying what the next moves would be). However, he got very upset when he lost the fight, as he wanted to go out with a win, and was apparently told he would. So, there seems to be some acting, some pre-planning, but at the end of the day, I wouldn't like to be in the ring with Hulk Hogan, actor or not!!

[Grim Reaper]

I saw that show too Teddy - Brett really was an unhappy lad at the change of script.

I believe they also changed the script for Owen Hart's last contest without telling him

[The Yeti]

"Owen Hart tragically lost his life at Over the Edge, May 23, 1999. As the Blue Blazer, he should have made the entrance like a super hero from the ceiling, but the cable he was connected to either broke or became disconnected and he fell 50 feet into the ring, his head hit a turnbuckle and snapped back. Owen was given CPR in the ring and taken to hospital, where he was declared dead due to cardiac arrest."
Theatrics, eh ?
Ex-Hart by name, ex-heart by nature ...



I can never quite figure out why in the US of A a bunch a big musclely sweaty men jumping all over each other is quite so popular to big fat sweaty men watching them ....

[Typhoid Harry]

The Yeti, on Sep 28 2004, 02:56 PM, said:

I can never quite figure out why in the US of A a bunch a big musclely sweaty men jumping all over each other is quite so popular to big fat sweaty men watching them ....

This, along with the popularity of NASCAR, are what I consider to be the most recent Biblical signs of Armageddon.

[Paul Bearer]

Point taken Mr Teddy. What I meant was they are entertainers passing themselves off as wrestlers. How can anyone take such a beating, and just when they are about to take their terminal breath, suddenly have a surge of strength and beat their oponent to a pulp within 30 seconds..

P.S. I don't really fancy being on the wrong side of mr Hogan either.

[The Four Horsemen]

Dear Superduude,

Don't be silly.

Regards,

TFH

[Josco]

superduude, on May 5 2005, 01:49 AM, said:

I know how Big Boss Man died. Undertaker killed him .......

I've never heard of an undertaker actually creating business by murdering potential customers. Brilliant wheeze, a sort of Shipman of the mortuary.

[The Four Horsemen]

SIMON R, on Jun 12 2005, 01:05 AM, said:

YOU ARE A GAY F**KFACE F**k HEAD SUUPER wat eva

Was this addressed to anyone in particular, or is it something you've been meaning to get off your chest for some time?
I understand you can order some cheap valium from a wide variety of sources, if all the emails I tend to receive on the subject are anything to go by - I recommend you try it, and maybe a nice cup of camomile tea.

[Teddy]

SIMON R, on Jun 12 2005, 02:05 AM, said:

YOU ARE A GAY F**KFACE F**k HEAD SUUPER wat eva

Whatever happened to all the decent drive-by ranters?

There was a stage when we had to split threads, in order to have a 'proper' thread and a 'ranting' thread, ie Emyln Ranters and Emlyn Tributes. Same with Fred Dibnah.

Now all we are resigned to are semi literate ranters who , it appears, are incapable of anything other than obscenities.

I have no idea if this post is directed at one of the members, or even at 'Big Boss' himself. And I have absolutely no idea who 'eva' is. Could someone please help...

[The Four Horsemen]

People called "Eva" don't seem to do that well really. Eva Braun, Eva Cassidy and Little Eva all died relatively young - I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned here!

[Teddy]

The Four Horsemen, on Jun 12 2005, 11:04 AM, said:

People called "Eva" don't seem to do that well really. Eva Braun, Eva Cassidy and Little Eva all died relatively young - I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned here!

And lets not forget Eva Peron - only 33 when she went.